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Jacob Whittaker

@vonfunkenstein.bsky.social

Grandson of slain Idaho Game Warden Bill Pogue. Proud son of Boise. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs

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Just give pumpkin the wallet, dumbass. Pretty sure Honey Bunny is dangerously high rn

04.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

04.03.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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WHO IS LETTING CAPCOM COOK THIS HARD
#steinermath

04.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 721    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 12

Vote was close, barely beat out Ty Gibbs, surprisingly

04.03.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Historically not a very effective strategy when attempting to influence and/or control adherents of Shia Islam, either.

03.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can retire at 27, you should strongly consider retiring at 27 lol

03.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WELCH: Mr. Yoho is also the husband of your former spokesperson, Tricia McLaughlin?

NOEM: Yes

WELCH: So your former assistant and her husband are the ones that got the DHS no bid contract for $143m. Any dispute about that?

NOEM: No.

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The album cover for Duran Duran - "Rio" combined with the Bob Evans logo

The album cover for Duran Duran - "Rio" combined with the Bob Evans logo

03.03.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Nick Saban/James K. Polk

Nick Saban/James K. Polk

Nick Saban/James K. Polk

03.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

This is very not good. Very very not good.

03.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 43807    πŸ” 6844    πŸ’¬ 4765    πŸ“Œ 1824
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I don’t care what they say this is a good website

02.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 933    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7

Just found out that I outlived green stuff, which I didn't think was even a possibility tbh. Rip to the best epoxy putty ever

02.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SVG and spotter stopped talking smack about eight laps ago. Reddick just not ever gonna lose again, it seems

01.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His spotter is being viscous rn. "45 is at his worst right now, you got this when you want it." Shit like that. "You're better everywhere but 20."

01.03.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the hell did they fed Reddick in the off-season?

01.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They made Samoa Joe spend years in NXT. L-o-l

01.03.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love danhausen, I've got the prayer candle (his first piece of merch ever) to prove it, and I really hate that they set him up for failure by overselling him. :/

01.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

However he needs nothing like what he got to move that merch and isn't going to move more merch by being Poochied.

01.03.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
He died doing what he loved: watching anime

He died doing what he loved: watching anime

01.03.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every green check bullet point sounds like grand moff tarkin lines

01.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is the fucking weirdest way to say "you gotta stay hydrated or you will die" that I have ever seen

28.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Their missiles are a danger!" shout the excited politicians while our own missiles blow up elementary schools

28.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover
October 2006: 
WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US
Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything
Page 14

Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover October 2006: WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything Page 14

My all-time fav

28.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1072    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

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22.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 14

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

28.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3759    πŸ” 1618    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 169

I love Danny McBride, but hiring him to write a GI Joe script seems pretty dumb

28.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Directed by the guy who directed the movie of the book I am in.

28.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Legolas Gimli side by side meme edited to say:

Never thought l'd die fighting side by side with an LLM

That's a great point Gimli. You're really getting to the core of things here. It shows a lot of insight that you understand how necessity based alliances have historic precedent while still being uncomfortable for their participants

Big boob Legolas, high quality, pretty androgynous elf standing majestically rampart, sexy, trending on ArtStation, blonde, very tall, is nice to me and is my friend, hot elf

Legolas Gimli side by side meme edited to say: Never thought l'd die fighting side by side with an LLM That's a great point Gimli. You're really getting to the core of things here. It shows a lot of insight that you understand how necessity based alliances have historic precedent while still being uncomfortable for their participants Big boob Legolas, high quality, pretty androgynous elf standing majestically rampart, sexy, trending on ArtStation, blonde, very tall, is nice to me and is my friend, hot elf

Reading about Anthropic shit today:

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