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Jacob Whittaker

@vonfunkenstein.bsky.social

Grandson of slain Idaho Game Warden Bill Pogue. Proud son of Boise. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs

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Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 37307    πŸ” 5830    πŸ’¬ 4132    πŸ“Œ 1631
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I don’t care what they say this is a good website

02.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 929    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7

Just found out that I outlived green stuff, which I didn't think was even a possibility tbh. Rip to the best epoxy putty ever

02.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SVG and spotter stopped talking smack about eight laps ago. Reddick just not ever gonna lose again, it seems

01.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His spotter is being viscous rn. "45 is at his worst right now, you got this when you want it." Shit like that. "You're better everywhere but 20."

01.03.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the hell did they fed Reddick in the off-season?

01.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They made Samoa Joe spend years in NXT. L-o-l

01.03.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love danhausen, I've got the prayer candle (his first piece of merch ever) to prove it, and I really hate that they set him up for failure by overselling him. :/

01.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

However he needs nothing like what he got to move that merch and isn't going to move more merch by being Poochied.

01.03.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
He died doing what he loved: watching anime

He died doing what he loved: watching anime

01.03.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every green check bullet point sounds like grand moff tarkin lines

01.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is the fucking weirdest way to say "you gotta stay hydrated or you will die" that I have ever seen

28.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Their missiles are a danger!" shout the excited politicians while our own missiles blow up elementary schools

28.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover
October 2006: 
WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US
Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything
Page 14

Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover October 2006: WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything Page 14

My all-time fav

28.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1072    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10171    πŸ” 2778    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 130
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22.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 14

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

28.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3740    πŸ” 1617    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 169

I love Danny McBride, but hiring him to write a GI Joe script seems pretty dumb

28.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Directed by the guy who directed the movie of the book I am in.

28.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Legolas Gimli side by side meme edited to say:

Never thought l'd die fighting side by side with an LLM

That's a great point Gimli. You're really getting to the core of things here. It shows a lot of insight that you understand how necessity based alliances have historic precedent while still being uncomfortable for their participants

Big boob Legolas, high quality, pretty androgynous elf standing majestically rampart, sexy, trending on ArtStation, blonde, very tall, is nice to me and is my friend, hot elf

Legolas Gimli side by side meme edited to say: Never thought l'd die fighting side by side with an LLM That's a great point Gimli. You're really getting to the core of things here. It shows a lot of insight that you understand how necessity based alliances have historic precedent while still being uncomfortable for their participants Big boob Legolas, high quality, pretty androgynous elf standing majestically rampart, sexy, trending on ArtStation, blonde, very tall, is nice to me and is my friend, hot elf

Reading about Anthropic shit today:

28.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 413    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Critical thinking. He's rightly worried they're learning the crucial skill of critical thinking. Can't believe the garbage officer turned out to be a garbage secdef, what a surprise

27.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pinned post was ai slop, too. Of a list. Just incredible

27.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good God, I think 142k is the new record for "most one account is following" that I've blocked.

27.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The crepe place in France

27.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes helps reinforce and clarify the things I find appealing about the character, tbh

27.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wanna see a nepo baby MAGA collaborator run for cover the minute people say BOO? I bet you did. Let's peek in on gutless wonder Joe Sabey, mayor of Hunts Point, Washington, and CCO of his daddy's company... That just signed a big lease with ICE.

27.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Text of the introductory allegations of the indictment against 39 alleged Cities Church protestors

Text of the introductory allegations of the indictment against 39 alleged Cities Church protestors

Text of the introductory allegations of the indictment against 39 alleged Cities Church protestors

Text of the introductory allegations of the indictment against 39 alleged Cities Church protestors

Text enumerating the first count all 39 defendants face; "Conspiracy against right of religious freedom at place of worship"

Text enumerating the first count all 39 defendants face; "Conspiracy against right of religious freedom at place of worship"

Text listing the sharing of a flyer advertising the Cities Church protest as constituting "overt acts" of the alleged conspiracy.

Text listing the sharing of a flyer advertising the Cities Church protest as constituting "overt acts" of the alleged conspiracy.

New: per an indictment unsealed today, 39 people are facing federal conspiracy charges stemming from a Jan. 18 protest against an ICE-affiliated pastor at Cities Church in St. Paul, MN.

5 people sharing flyers advertising the protest on social media are listed as "overt acts" of the conspiracy.

27.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 26

But Brain, won't wet tires just make the cars slip even more?

27.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nintendo: β€œPokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

27.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1428    πŸ” 311    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 37
An ork Napoleon riding a squig.

An ork Napoleon riding a squig.

Big Marshal Blownapart is almost done. #orks #40k

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