Jacob Whittaker

My decision to turn down the Chris Cuomo show was wise at the time and is only growing more wise as time passes.

Fuck the Cuomos. Hosted one hell of a D&D session that night instead.

Ohhhhhh shit

Beach fencing. In pirate garb

That Mox/Bailey match ruled.

Catching up late. AEW Dynamite thread. Mute it if graps aren't your thing.

I have submitted a FOIA request :)

*pantomimes putting a football field-long ICBM on the roof*

The press yelling at him.

YouTube video by Kresia Z Batman Brought Reinforcements

Real thin excuse to post the best scene from Justice League? Real thin excuse to post the best scene from Justice League!
youtu.be/LYpF0SviXbY?...

Offensive spark Dansby Swanson?

They said the novelty cowboy hats were oversized, but those look way too respectable.

@robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com I'm sure you already know but the radio crew spent the whole half inning going on about how August 16 is Robert O'Neill appreciation night at Wrigley

An aide telling George Bush a second plane has struck the world trade center

"Sir, a second teenager has-"

The Cubs made some high impact moves at the trade deadline that seem certain to affect their playoff chances

The shawcago cubs we call them

So then I said “sounds like you’re just feeding submersibles to the Titanic” and then the chief witness started crying

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness

Lack of both physical and metaphorical dogs within the Titan, smh. Sub didn't fail, sub got exactly the results it earned. Here are five b2b lessons we can all

Failed to warn passengers that if everyone inhaled at the same time, sub would implode

For a couple days there, the Cubs were the best team in baseball and nobody can ever take that away from them.*

“.. Within about three minutes of the crash, the Model S uploaded a “collision snapshot”—video, CAN‑bus streams, EDR data, etc.—to Tesla’s servers .. The vehicle then deleted its local copy, resulting in Tesla being the only entity having access.”

@electrek.co $TSLA
electrek.co/2025/08/04/t...

2019 – 2024 – Repeated denials and discovery stonewalling Through years of communications with the police, the plaintiffs and the court through the investigation and later the discovery process for the lawsuit, Tesla never mentioned that it had all the data that explained how Autopilot saw the crash, which everyone was seeking, sitting on its servers for years. The facts are: Tesla had the data on its servers within minutes of the crash When the police sought the data, Tesla redirected them toward other data When the police sought Tesla’s help in extracting it from the computer, Tesla falsely claimed it was “corrupted” Tesla invented an “auto-delete” feature that didn’t exist to try explain why it couldn’t originally find the data in the computer When the plaintiffs asked for the data, Tesla said that it didn’t exist Tesla only admitted to the existence of the data once presented with forensic evidence that it was created and transfered to its servers.

This whole story is insane. Tesla apparently did everything it could to avoid providing the data it had about its Autopilot crash. This is just a snippet and there's a lot more. electrek.co/2025/08/04/t...

No Cubs, no!

Both these dudes came back in the last 48 hours. Monkey's pawed them both back

Porksweats what have you done

Please remember to follow real news sources, not news influencers

trying to fix the end of summerslam

FIVE ORKS METHODIST CHURCH, actually FIVEFORKS METHODIST CHURCH, but the F burnt out.

WAAAAGHMEN