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Dana Fried

@leftoblique.bsky.social

High-level code wizard Gym rat Mom Musician TTRPG designer Retired roller derby athlete, now coach Gamerβ„’ I contain multitudes. 🐘 @tess@mastodon.social πŸ›Ό Royal City Roller Derby

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Maybe it goes sideways in later seasons but honestly it's good TV, especially for its time

05.03.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You guys it's the FUTURE you don't wanna be left five days behind in your timelines oh shit oh fuck fuck fuck

05.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have read this book. I do not recommend it.

05.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bored of the Rings (1969)

05.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife is watching Scrubs for the first time with me; it was an incredibly formative piece of media for me at the time and honestly still holds up today.

It was very much ahead of its time.

05.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time bsky starts doing psychic damage I just mute more words.

Pretty soon it'll just be videos of cats and art of girls kissing, and I'm okay with that.

04.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh no

04.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: *looks at timeline*

Me: *adds "Anthropic" and "Claude" to my sanity filters*

04.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeahr it's a wicked big mistake

04.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Windows 12 Will Make Ghastly Fart Sounds When You Click Anything - β€œIt’s an absolutely catastrophic fart, like someone trying to start a leaf blower underwater,” says developer

04.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Though, to be fair... it is an excellent honeypot for exactly the kind of people who you want off your platform, so who's to say?

04.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: the US men's hockey team are clowns and deserve whatever the Globe and Mail said about them

04.03.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a I-don't-get-paid-enough-for-this-mid-level-software-engineer-ass solution and I am not at all surprised

04.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the things I absolutely adore about #FFXIV is that you'll go to a seasonal event and random NPCs from side content are just... hanging out.

Sometimes you can chat with them; sometimes they're just having their own little conversation.

But the dev team have never discarded a character.

04.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, it's the year of Linux on the Desktop

(for real this time)

04.03.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I think I'm doing better my stomach reminds me that I'm one wrong gastronomical choice away from committing porcelain idolatry.

Whatever this is* it can't get through my system fast enough.

* I'm guessing (hoping?) mild norovirus.

03.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you wanna know how sick I am: today I called in at work, it's patch day, and I didn't even download the update until 1 or 2 in the afternoon.

03.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: β€œCan we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
β€œBest I can do is sentient tofu.”

03.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6496    πŸ” 1842    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 104

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

03.03.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11977    πŸ” 2386    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 71

ssh! don't give Hasbro any ideas!

03.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We did the same thing when our old Volt got totaled.

That 70+ MPG* is looking even better right now.

* Average, we don't use gas at all driving around town.

03.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I lived in Seattle for almost a decade and I cackled at this.

03.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my besties from college married a dude from a town 45 minutes from anywhere that had 4000 people and one bar. They lost a close relative in a tractor accident.

I could not imagine living there.

(Which I suspect is the problem: neither can the people making these games.)

03.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...just like how 75% of NaNoWriMo stories are set in a coffee shop.

03.03.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a point to be made about the perception of race and culture in those different settings here but I'm not sophisticated enough to make it.

03.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, I went into the playtest not knowing if the game was going to work, and came out believing that, with a bit of tweaking and polishing, it might be awesome.

Best possible outcome for a playtest.

03.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alternatively, I could find a way to make the numbers vary more so that some characters are just "attack each turn in the hope of rolling Big Number" and the fun (at least for that character) is maybe getting to roll a fistful of dice.

03.03.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Things to improve:
- The resource economy
- Synergy between characters
- Avoiding repetitive play for certain character types

In some ways, this makes it even harder than JRPG fight design since in the video games it's okay to have a character who just attacks ever turn if number is big.

03.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Things people really liked:
- The action economy
- The puzzle fights
- The overall flavor/genre emulation

That last bit was especially cool since about half the table had never played a JRPG or hadn't played one from the era the game is trying to evoke.

03.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alpha playtest of The World Is Ending and You've Got a Really Big Sword this past weekend went quite well.

There's a lot that didn't work exactly as I'd hoped, but the core innovation of the game was quite popular and the feedback was "lean even harder on that" which always feels good.

03.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0