Urianger from FFXIV (a tall handsome elf with grey hair wearing a sexy dress and holding up a tarot card with a very serious look on his face)
He is ready
13.12.2025 00:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@leftoblique.bsky.social
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Urianger from FFXIV (a tall handsome elf with grey hair wearing a sexy dress and holding up a tarot card with a very serious look on his face)
He is ready
13.12.2025 00:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First comic page for Side Quested, with an angry Charlie arriving at the Magic Tower's island.
First Family Demons page, with a desperate Penny running away from explosions.
Hello! My name is Alexandra, and I make comics!
SideQuested.com is a fantasy romcom, and its first book launches on March 26! Preorder NOW!
FamilyDemons.com is about what happens if suddenly magic is a thing, and a 15yo has to rescue her whole liar family!
All art by me, words by @kbspangler.com
If you enjoy the comics, please, consider supporting me on Patreon. β€οΈ
For a tiny bit monthly, you get to read Side Quested before everyone else, plus some behind the scenes and even high resolution art!
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The one on the right is just SCREAMING for a photoshop
12.12.2025 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also it was cool to see what I assume is the aftermath of something I'll read in an upcoming book
12.12.2025 22:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Prestigious!
(At least it would be if I didn't know how undergrad education at Ivy University worked.)
Anyway my tip for being a cool guy in meetings is if everyone ignores someone's good idea, a man should repeat it and credit the person who said it. That is the best
12.12.2025 17:04 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0It has given me a reputation as "scary" but knowing these numbers has meant for me that when I am interrupted in a meeting I will often just keep talking. Not always, but if the floor is unequivocally mine I will just. keep. talking.
12.12.2025 16:57 β π 67 π 9 π¬ 7 π 0The greatest trick the capitalists ever pulled was convincing us that bigotry was a working-class value.
12.12.2025 16:17 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you're a racist, sexist, homophobe, etc. you are a class traitor.
- Bigotry divides the working class against each other and is routinely used as a wedge by the capitalist class
- Only the working class really experience the negative effects of being part of a marginalized/minoritized group
Sadly, today it's like ten below and mostly cloudy here
12.12.2025 16:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is my favorite part of deep winter in Canada.
Sure, the wind chill is below -30, but *gestures at the sky*
You may have saved a life.
Let them cope and seethe.
I've heard of this but don't think I've ever seen it. Do you have a link to any of the original threads?
12.12.2025 04:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tired: six months of snow
Wired: six months of COME OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE SNOW!
The song is best when sung by two men or two women, or with reversed genders.
The thing that makes it creepy by modern standards is the implied power dynamic, since all of the respectability stuff is neither relevant nor really understood anymore.
1. You're thinking of the wrong song. The song you're thinking of is "Baby it's Cold Outside"
2. That song was written by a married couple and specifically spoke to the need for women to maintain the illusion of propriety and cover for their sexual desire in the incredibly conservative postwar era.
You better watch out
He sees you
He knows
HE KNOWS
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
I made it better*
*worse
Lucy pulling away the football while Charlie Brown flies feet-over-head yelling "AAUGH"
whoops
11.12.2025 20:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of the oddest things about working in this specific building is sometimes having to say things like, "I'm having a meeting in Baldur's Gate, then I'm going to Narnia".
11.12.2025 19:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep goingβ
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last tiβ
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Finish carpentry.
I like working with wood and am a measure thrice-cut-once builder.
I've done some small bits of framing, drywall, basic building with lumber, etc. but the moldings and trim are always my favorite part of the job.
Screenshot from a famous The Simpsons episode about a monkeyβs paw that grants wishes but not in the way you intend.
βI wish there was a game development conference somewhere other than San Francisco.β
10.12.2025 23:14 β π 274 π 41 π¬ 5 π 1π¬
11.12.2025 01:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NGL if I were a head of state in Latin America right now, I'd have Xi Jinping or AntΓ³nio Costa on speed dial.
10.12.2025 21:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They do realize you can't cool a data center in space, right?
10.12.2025 20:57 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0The last one was so fun, can't wait for the VoD!
10.12.2025 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some of your favourite indie titles all come from Canada:
β’ Ambrosia Sky
β’ Celeste
β’ Cuphead
β’ Don't Starve
β’ Night in the Woods
β’ Sea of Stars
β’ Tunic
β’ .. and so many more.
It's not all roses though, and we can do better. Katya does the Maple Lord's work in helping to bring a spotlight on it.πβ¨