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aspen twenty-something yes, i am "pro noun" (any/all) this js what i get for tanking ratings with my flop performances :(
A killer merman and a drowned sailor for Halloween this year ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธโ ๏ธ
01.11.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 656 ๐ 41 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1randall
28.10.2025 15:50 โ ๐ 620 ๐ 125 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 3i don't believe jesus came back to life on easter, but there probably was some other guy who did and they just confused him with jesus
04.10.2025 01:12 โ ๐ 217 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 0โ t๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐ฉ๐ถ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ด. ๐ช ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ณ๐ช๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด. ๐ข ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด. ๐ฑ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ด. ๐ฎ๐ข๐ด๐ด๐ช๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ด. ๐ฃ๐ช๐จ ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ด๐ถ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ค๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฑ๐ข๐ณ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ข ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ช๐ด๐ต ๐ฐ๐ณ๐จ๐ข๐ฏ๐ช๐ป๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ค๐ข๐๐๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐๐ฏ๐ต๐ช๐ง๐ข. ๐๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ฆ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ ๐ด๐ถ๐ด๐ฑ๐ช๐ค๐ช๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ช๐ฐ๐ณ
29.09.2025 01:54 โ ๐ 976 ๐ 306 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 8they should invent a zoloft that makes you CUM
16.09.2025 07:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Reagan needed a bunkmate down here thanks guys
10.09.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 994 ๐ 114 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 8TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
11.09.2001 12:14 โ ๐ 7114 ๐ 2875 ๐ฌ 101 ๐ 135
An illustration of The Silver Surfer, floating in space, painted in bright pastel colors.
I herald his beginning. I herald your end. ๐ซ
28.07.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 2347 ๐ 367 ๐ฌ 25 ๐ 5Try THIS if you're depressed! (works 100% of the time)
03.09.2025 13:05 โ ๐ 998 ๐ 291 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 6"free" lemonade
21.08.2025 13:35 โ ๐ 1099 ๐ 257 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 3
05.08.2025 06:57 โ ๐ 3390 ๐ 826 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 7
Some of my favourite fan-works are those where it's not initially obvious that they're fan-works. You'll be reading a grindingly realistic depiction of the protagonist's minimum wage service industry job and struggles with gender dysphoria and clinical depression, then 35 pages in Pikachu shows up.
01.08.2025 15:11 โ ๐ 321 ๐ 72 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 4
A very scene George Costanza with the text "this was supposed to be the rawring 20s"
Recession indicator
07.04.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 177 ๐ 43 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Maria
28.07.2025 09:00 โ ๐ 74 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 17*youth pastor sitting in a chair backwards during a fight with his wife* you know who else talked to sex workers?
11.04.2025 19:59 โ ๐ 743 ๐ 194 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 5
blahaj ikea shark dressed up for a tea party
summer tea party (หถห แต หหถ) .แ.แ
ใ source: blahaj.4k.pics/r/1m52lrh
ใ #sfw #blahaj #transfem #maid #tea
they need to invent a being in your 20s that doesnt make you feel like a failure every five seconds
25.07.2025 08:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0inventing whippets for goldfish
24.06.2025 03:42 โ ๐ 64 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1why does smiling ruin my androgynous mystique??? can i not be mysterious, hot, AND having a good time?
22.07.2025 04:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0need to learn how to look masc in a picture without ALSO looking fucking misrable
22.07.2025 04:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
this is peak nonbinararary cuntin servin. if you even care.
22.07.2025 04:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0VIKTOR ARCANE I AM STEALING YOUR GENDER COME HERE!!!
22.07.2025 04:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
12.07.2025 01:32 โ ๐ 5173 ๐ 1568 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 13
11.07.2025 18:04 โ ๐ 1025 ๐ 86 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 5
my mom does NOT know about the transgender but she does know about the bit. in other news, how does she NOT KNOW ABOUT THE TRANSGENDER if this is the bit?
08.07.2025 06:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
artistic rendition of the best mouser in the world waking me up at 1:30am
08.07.2025 06:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0woke up to my cat chasing a mouse directly into my bedroom. good job baby. your did it.
08.07.2025 06:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Justice the frog
Justice the frog
07.07.2025 01:40 โ ๐ 47 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
