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Operation Epic Fury, Condom Full of Walnuts, ITV's Chris Choi, & Mr Nobody for the Oscar And the 'snaggle-toothed breast whisperer.'

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02.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mrs Murton before she was Mrs Merton. A tale of TV It's not so much who you know or what you know, but being where you are at the right time

substack.com/@martinkelne.... Genius!

02.03.2026 11:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Operation Epic Fury, Condom Full of Walnuts, ITV's Chris Choi, & Mr Nobody for the Oscar And the 'snaggle-toothed breast whisperer.'

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01.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mr Nobody Against Putin, Who wants to live forever, the joy of Nottingham, & Tony Blackburn's wild parties Once again Kelner 'mixes witty conversation, satire, and quirky observations on current events,' according to Chat GPT. And this time it's for free!

open.substack.com/pub/martinke.... After BAFTA win, a genuine contender for the doco Oscar. Hope it wins, but suspect the excellent Pavel Talankin might want not to be among those present!

01.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re showing Who Do You Do on Talking Pictures. It’s mostly terrible but somewhat redeemed by this chap doing Groucho Marx

01.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mr Nobody Against Putin, Who wants to live forever, the joy of Nottingham, & Tony Blackburn's wild parties Once again Kelner 'mixes witty conversation, satire, and quirky observations on current events,' according to Chat GPT. And this time it's for free!

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28.02.2026 11:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who was El Mencho, the latest from Cuba, Funfair guy in headbutt horror, & small dogs in bootees in Japan plus a selection of fine jokes expertly ruined

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26.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hello joke fans, here's an interview I did with the late great Barry Cryer Because the magnificent, cherishable Barry Cryer came from Leeds I interviewed him several times on our local radio.

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23.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

My Summer of Love, Sex Dungeons, & Hot Priests Plus Supreme Leader of Iran not that supreme, it appears, & god bless Albo, Australia's new Les Patterson, & triumph for Hull in rugby league world champs & BAFTAs!

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23.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dolly, Jimmy, Lucy, Nigella, & the Disappointment of Lobsters... Plus chick peas - they're crafty, they hide

open.substack.com/pub/martinke.... An old pod I did about Dolly Parton & Jimmy Savile suddenly getting a lot of traffic. There’s loads of free stuff here martinkelner.substack.com

22.02.2026 09:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The mystery of doughnutting (not teabagging), the joy of Seinfeld, & don't give your kid a potato masher Plus twin scourges: Fake Viagra, & the Eurovision Song Contest

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19.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The mystery of doughnutting (not teabagging), the joy of Seinfeld, & don't give your kid a potato masher Plus twin scourges: Fake Viagra, & the Eurovision Song Contest

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19.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ready, Steady, Go! Back '60s style with a Rita Tushingham of a podcast! Including the perfect bacon sandwich, and too much winter sports, what are we, for goodness sake, Norwegians??.... Plus...Watch out Germans, cannabis culture,

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16.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

martinkelner.substack.com/p/ennio-morr... Headless Clint, 'tribute' to Ennio Morricone, plus Netflix Lucy Letby doco - at the very least reasonable doubt, & where to avoid the hotel buffet! Also, the joy of Burnley. It's free. Subscribe now!

08.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0