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a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies . ALT: a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .

31.10.2025 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ghost Kirk is trying run us off from the abandoned constellation class amusement park, gang!

31.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Peace President

31.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a scarf around his neck is looking up at the sky ALT: a man with a scarf around his neck is looking up at the sky

31.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn their avocado toasts! I say as I feed rare emeralds to my twin minks.

31.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit talking on a cell phone with the words yep there 's a bubble below him ALT: a man in a suit talking on a cell phone with the words yep there 's a bubble below him

31.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn't that a violation of the 4th amendment?

31.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a minion costume and a child . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a minion costume and a child .

31.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Then there's still time! I can still watch the latest episode of hot ones!

31.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If he's not scrivening, then who is he?! Who are any of us!?

31.10.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a beautiful world

30.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really? I kinda hated that episode.

30.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

England: So we stripped the titles and shamed out Epstein person of power, what did you do?

America: Ok...so like, this lady she laughed weird...and uh...

30.10.2025 22:20 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yep some local custodian a sweet old lady was arrested by ICE. She worked at a local high school. ICE said they were keeping kids safe. She was mopping the floors and she was 60.

30.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What the hell is wrong with Fetterman?

30.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A weakling, weighing 98 pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym with a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam, and with massage
And just a little bit of steam, hm hm hm

30.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy crap. I know this movie. It's gonna bug me until I remember it.

30.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I think about this one often.

30.10.2025 01:45 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

His father and mother in law speak a different language. I hope Usha is giving him hell.

30.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This why I come here, Shirley Jackson based humor.

29.10.2025 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How could this even work, unless you have a passport or a real id from a few select states, nothing links your face to citizenship. Nothing. If they match with a DL pic in one of the 30 something states where real ID doesn't mean citizenship, then it doesn't prove anything.

29.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Untouchable until Orange Julius Caesar is deposed

29.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT sit behind this guy and his girlfriend in a theater!

29.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gavin has read as much of the Bible as Trump.

29.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes officer, that skeet, right there.

27.10.2025 03:06 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a group of cartoon characters are sitting in chairs and one of them has a shirt that says genius ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting in chairs and one of them has a shirt that says genius

27.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone should let Patterson know about this!

26.10.2025 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm always amazed at the right wing trekkers, trek from the beginning has been about inclusion and progressive principles again and again, it's written into its DNA, hell it's literally a post scarcity moneyless society.

25.10.2025 15:51 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning, America, how are you?
Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans
I'll be gone 500 miles when the day is done

24.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Weird wild wacky stuff!

24.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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