the same miz as always

Screenshot of definition: National Presidential Joke Day is observed annually on August 11 to recognize the humor often found and yet not so appreciated in the highest office in the (USA) land.

You guys, I feel it is my sacred duty to inform ALL OF YOU about this very important upcoming holiday, #NationalPresidentialJokeDay this Monday August 11 and implore you to SPREAD THE WORD FAR AND WIDE WITH ALL HASTE

Screenshot of a tumblr post of a cartoon drawing highlighting the pros of an "ourinal" for communal urination over single urinals, and a response of real life pictures from men's bathrooms of existing communal urinals or "urinal troughs"

As tumblr has already pointed out, technically this already exists in some men's bathrooms. Don't know how a female-bodied person would successfully utilize one though... gotta have hella good balance LOL 😆 🤔😉

a close up of a snake laying on a white blanket on a bed . Alt: a close up of a snake laying on a white blanket on a bed . She says hello. Her snoot is booped. The snake turns her head away in embarrassment. She was not prepare.

Boop.

And then developed 100+ methods to cook said adult human chicken, and then another 100+ to cook its unfertilized discarded eggs...

- some chef, probably

...and ICE just raided Heaven.

OH MY GOD SHE KEEPS SHOOTING THE DOGS

I want to do a running thread of commentary while watching South Park but like, wait crap, which platform is that okay to do that on these days?

Well dammit now I want one too. I might need to hit up a Speedway on the way home from work, see if they got a machine...

My proposed go to response to any asshole who ever even hints that ICE should be called on someone/in a situation:

"I already have! All of them, T, Cube, even Vanilla, they won't take my calls!"

(Ad lib as desired)

"This is not an acceptable timeline." - Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social

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You ABSOLUTELY should laugh at all of this. Are you a human being?

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

Obama administration sitting in the situation room during the Bin Laden raid.

The entire internet right now.

Hey happy birthday Pete wentz

YouTube video by Brian Moller | B Mo the Prince It’s Gonna Be May! #comedy

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Screenshot of a Twitter post by @Nedsfeed of a screenshot of the NFL draft showing #16. Cardinals 'Pick Is In' and the caption "we got a new Pope"

Yup I laughed

His name isn't Warren?

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Goth Kid on Vacation - SNL

youtu.be/cYQAFtkqH34?...

#MCR lmao

"Taking my daughter for a walk" is a phrase I'm familiar with, but not "walking my daughter"

All we got for Marchand is a conditional second-round pick in the 2027 NHL Draft ?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK

Happy birthday to you both!!

Hey @ukparliament.parliament.uk I can prove my ancestors came to the USA on the Mayflower and landed in Plymouth in 1620... can I apply for ancestral citizenship please? 🥺☺️

Happy Internet Friends Day!!!

FIVE MONTHS TO POSSIBLE PSLF LOAN FORGIVENESS?!? OMG PLEASE

I do not plan on posting or RTing much about politics

Instagram tag search for "bernie sanders" showing "we've hidden these results"

Instagram tag search for "John oliver" showing "we've hidden these results"

Instagram tag search for "Jon stewart" showing "we've hidden these results"

Thanks Instagram, for already blocking such tags as "Joe biden" "Jon stewart" "John oliver" and "Bernie sanders"

Was gonna be something like 400 dollars. No thank you. There is also something call PSLF buy back months but that I have not looked in to