Dan Johnson

Update: he's "sorry I'm not willing to use the tools available".

My dude that is not the problem.

How to un-bluesky myself

Six colourful doodles of creatures with a borough name above each: a derpy red fish balancing on its tail fin (Haringey), a loopy-eyed teal eel with electricity going through it (Ealing), a fluffy little pink lamb (Lambeth), a yellowy barn owl with big red eyes (Barnet), a very droopy cocker spaniel, its back half body is a slug (Hounslow), and an angry purple ibex with very curly horns (Bexley).

Six colourful doodles of creatures with a borough name above each: a scheming marabou-like stork (Southwark), a hammerhead shark riding a saddled chonky bulgy-eyed pig (Hammersmith & Fulham), a sickly green slug/worm with red markings and what looks like spaghetti coming off the top of its head (Greenwich)(I don't remember my reasoning for some of these), an excited akita and a tired bulldog that seem to have merged into one dog with two heads and two tails (Barking & Dagenham), a black and purple bird that looks like a cross between a crow and a baby dinosaur (Croydon), and a seated little blue dragon with a seahorse head and translucent teal fins (Merton).

That time I reimagined London boroughs as #Pokemon

I'm gonna go with "ideal rocket launch blood splatter." Final answer.

"invest 100 million in 100 video games, and one of those will make you 300 million"

Man, what a movie

If it's in C3 I may have missed it, we fell off the back half.

I know of the gag back in 2021-ish about Critical Role Land, and the Taste of Taldorei restaurant in Aabria's EXU run.

I just turned a Costco hatch chili pork butt into a dozen burritos and like four+ more meals besides.

A concept map of the Critical Role Land theme park

Following the success of The Taste of Taldorei, the city cleaned up its sketchiest district, cleared out the gangs that had ruled it... And in the end, turned it into a tourist attraction themed on its former residents.

They call it... Criminal Row Land

Chat is this anything #CriticalRole

Oof.

When you put all your upgrade points into "Underboob" and "gun"

Idk looks more like beans solid color to me

Me every time I pop an altoid and then put a mask on

How's your Mandarin?

I think it should remain possible to work professionally on video games without having to move

Yeah it's this. And they think when society fails, the masses will turn on those who "have the most", either in revenge or in desperation.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984), Acrylic paints & colored pencils on gessoed board - 30 x 40 Montage of faces with the largest being Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in his signature hat, Kate Capshaw as Willie Scott wearing elborate jewels, a young Key Huy Quan as Short Round in ballcap. The tribal antagonists are portrayed in warm colors in the upper left while Indy guiding a pack of elephants is in cool colors in the lower right.

The Thing (1982), Acrylic paints and colored pencils on gessoed board - 30 x 40. Light shines outward from a silhouetted figure in parka with hood up, creating an abstract shattered crystal, prismatic effect.

The first time I saw an original of his, I stood open mouthed at the skill and creativity imbued in his work, and knew I was seeing a talent that would set a new bar in illustration art.

His incredible facility in capturing likenesses in an uniquely exciting and stylistic manner was unequaled. 2/3

❌ Safe Key
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❌ Emergency Key

@puzzmo.com
#puzzmoSpoilers #circuits 3

A text chat Francis: oh man, look how much water Livbis uses Me: That's actually not usage, it's consepvation. The chart is a little misleading

With special guest @datafran.bsky.social

YES

Good news: taking a dog out to pee at 4:30am, cleaning up another's vomit at 5am, and taking the first dog back out to poop at 5:30am gave the ibuprofen I took at 4am for a toothache enough time to kick in.

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Pacific Rim X The Core hang on we might be cooking

Yes! Now we just need to find a big enough ferret to start with.

What she said. Holy shit indeed.

Would that I had ever been that committed to a bit

Ok new answer

I would start a massive public pressure campaign to demand the wizard change the rules of the curse

When someone asks me if I want to play a game, I immediately change the rules to make it a different game.

Let this one go, doc. Only one of you needs to die on that hill.

Sheesh, I just filled up at Costco for nearly $5/gal.

Spider-Man: "You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that you could cure cancer!" Sauron, a pteranodon-human hybrid, riding a triceratops: "But I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs."

I can't buy dinosaurs, but I can buy genetic research labs and fill them with clones of myself who stuck with the molecular biology degree

Is "resurrect dinosaurs, for real this time" too useful? It would fix me