Dan Johnson

a what??

Of course I'd rather those 3 years not be 50% unemployment.

Oh hey, this is officially my longest stretch! 🎉 Nearly double 2013. That sucks.

Honestly the one upside of being out of AAA since 2022 is I've yet to hear "we're all using AI now" from some failed-upwards MBA with no leadership training and his LinkedIn in his email signature.

"Manager brain rot" YUP

Give a dog a sword

This is @coil.bsky.social fault

I mean, "The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur..."

Dedicated Bee Movie Sequel machine

Oh noooo

To be fair this might actually be worth paying for.

Well, for starters, <trips, breaks ankle>

Jump right to Dominion, it's got all the same jokes. 😛😬😣

And very on brand to half-ass it.

COBRA subsidies is huge, this is really fantastic.

Unions work, strikes work

and why stop at 12?

Every post also includes your last ten web searches or watched videos.

It's a corner office, the CEO goes there.

Hot tip: dental insurance tends to suck. Like "$2k max per year."

I feel like there's a reasonable solve here, something like the National Popular Vote movement. In short: whatever process would be used to gerrymander CA, include a clause to nullify it in favor of independently drawn districts once the issue is resolved nationally.

How I look at sandwich discourse:

Anyone have a good berry scone recipe?

Damn, based

Hey why did the music stop

Whoa whoa whoa I wasn't trying to insinuate anything! Here look I'm just gonna put my hand reassuringly on your shou—

No recourse

FOR INSTANCE:

Cursed to cook in someone else's replies

Bro I don't mean to kill the vibe and I know you've been super helpful, and maybe I'm just paranoid because nobody else seems to have noticed, but you gotta admit it was weird how we got separated in that big trap in Act 1 and you never explained how you made it out

It feels a little off to include media buys (political ads) in the "operational costs" category. Theoretically those are pursuing the same the result - voter influence and turnout - as canvassing. But over half on "consulting fees" is boggling.

Tbh, more than anything else a caprese might be about the balsamic. But in a last-ditch attempt to salvage my honor, I will also offer a substitution of burrata (just as a salad/app, though; too delicate for a sandwich).