Replacements For Kimmel:
Cory Rouse
The OG host of one of the greatest shows related to cheat codes in video games
And unlike Mr. Kimmel, didn’t once get political during his show
Replacements For Kimmel:
Cory Rouse
The OG host of one of the greatest shows related to cheat codes in video games
And unlike Mr. Kimmel, didn’t once get political during his show
Marianne Bachmeier
Killed Klaus Grabowski, the man who murdered her 7 year old daughter, in the middle of his trial on March 6, 1981
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07.03.2026 11:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Replacements For Kimmel:
Bill Murray
While there’s some people out there who think HE is a jerk, he’s not as big of a jerk as Jimmy Kimmel
Plus, he’s way more funny and talented
Randall D. Simmons
Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), Los Angeles, CA
Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT)
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Cody A. Khork
Noah L. Tietjens
Nicole M. Amor
Declan J. Coady
Jeffrey R. O’Brien
Robert M. Marzan
U.S. Army Reserve
103rd Sustainment Command
Operation Epic Fury
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05.03.2026 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Replacements For Kimmel:
Wesley Snipes
Sure, he’s had some troubles, but they’re not nearly as bad as Kimmel”s
Plus, he’s the most likely to call Kimmel a “motherf*cker who’s always trying to ice skate uphill” for some reason
Ralph Drummond Wheeler III
U.S. Navy
Headquarters & Service Company, 3rd Battalion, 4th Marines
Vietnam War
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05.03.2026 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Replacements For Kimmel:
Candace Bailey
Someone who is devoid of all the baggage that Kimmel has
And unlike Kimmel, she’s not a jerk
James “Bo” Gritz
U.S. Army
Detachment B-36, 5th Special Forces Group
Vietnam War
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03.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dave Schofield
U.S. Army
Vietnam War
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03.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Replacements For Kimmel:
Doug Flutie
A guy with way more accolades than Kimmel
Both on and off the field
Morgan Wallen Monday Episode 18:
Merle Haggard
A man who, unlike Morgan, actually did real prison time for the crimes he committed
Not for throwing a chair off a building, but it was still pretty serious
Maybe some time in the hoosegow will change Morgan’s nasty attitude
Morgan Wallen Monday Episode 17:
Kris Kristofferson
A man who was more musically gifted than Morgan will ever be
Plus, he had a lot more songwriting prowess
And didn’t rely on cussing like a sailor in his music either
Charles McPhelin
USMC
Vietnam War
Philadelphia Police Department, Philadelphia PA
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03.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Replacements For Kimmel:
Uwe Boll
While not a comedian, he has plenty of experience both behind and in front of the camera
He’d also have the guts to challenge Jimmy to a boxing match, which he more than likely will win because Jimmy doesn’t look like he can box worth a heck
Jack Evans
Deputy, Peoria County Sheriff’s Office, Peoria County, IL
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28.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Clarence Coggins
U.S. Army
45th Infantry Division
World War II, European Theater of Operations
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27.02.2026 11:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Replacements For Kimmel:
Eddie Murphy
An actor and comedian who is 10,000 times more popular and funny than Jimmy Kimmel
And does better celebrity impressions too
Replacements For Kimmel:
Samuel L. Jackson
Someone who wouldn’t hesitate scolding Kimmel while calling him a “motherf*cker” every five minutes
Because that’s exactly what Kimmel is
Dan McIntosh
U.S. Air Force
Vietnam War
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26.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0