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Mikey πŸ•Ί

@blitheringmikey.bsky.social

Jackie O. had one just like it. 24. πŸ“Brooklyn πŸ“· @mikeytalkstoomuch

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hungover as a house, but new underwear/speedos came so we’re cheering !!

04.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

mind you, you’re in a relationship

04.03.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i was so worried about having to invite the guy i was talking to to my birthday party (in 3 months) just for him to ghost me

04.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

and some days, i need it tbh

04.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being the gay guy office hire is such an ego boost because i could wear the ugliest outfit imaginable and still get called fabulous by a blonde girl on the social team.

03.03.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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should i kms?

03.03.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

every top i’ve ever met has a full bakery of Entenmann’s Crumb Cake in the back

02.03.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the only tillyverse i recognize

02.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

lmaoooo

02.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girl i’m bored, let’s go stream PinkPantheress and play with our pussies…

02.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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everything reminds me of him.

01.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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where can i get this necklace?

01.03.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what will my gf think?

28.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

give us a tour bb

28.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we’re a package

27.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When a guy ghosts me, a million questions race through my mind. Was my personality too charming? My laugh too infectious? My bush too bushy?

27.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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:)

27.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

oomfs having real jobs is wild to me, like wdym you’re an accountant and not an out-of-work sculptor with a podcast where you dissect Lana Del Rey lyrics?

27.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Loves Winners β™₯️

27.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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neeeed

26.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#liked

26.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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how much per pound? is it organic?

26.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

To Be Loved is To Be Edged.

25.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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now it’s like i’m looking in the mirror…

25.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hinge will tell you to β€œTake a Second Look” and it’s the med student who goes to your gym and ghosted you.

25.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me?

25.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

from where. i love a cava bowl

24.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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