Second suggested Executive Order:
The New York Giants are now the New Jersey Giants. We all know why.

In light of recent Exec Orders, I would propose:
From now on there will be no Mondays. We hate Mondays, so we will only have Sun, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri and Sat. Sure,the day is there, but no one needs to notice it anymore. If pushed, it must declare itself as another day or maybe Memorial Day.

Wow- he played the Field House!?