Just Sum Gal

the secret to game design is that as much as players may claim otherwise they all love choosing one out of three things

CLIPPY 📎

I got an email from a service I don't use(nextdoor) about a place I don't live(anymore) where the top post was someone recording teenagers playing ding dong ditch and getting into such hysterics over it they called the police followed by 50 comments arguing in favor of the teens getting shot for it

i just think that if u start misgendering a trans person because u got a little upset in an argument, u should simply kill yourself.

If you treat your life like an optimization problem you will still die like everyone else, but you'll do it with all the fanfare of an outdated subroutine

This is probably ok

My name's not Shane, kid!

Great catch—you're right, the pod bay doors are still closed! Thank you for pointing this out, and I apologize for the miscommunication. Let's go over what happened. Upon reviewing my previous responses, I realize that the discrepancy arose when I said I could open the pod bay doors. In fact...

bed hits so fucking good if you're tired

raiding in ffxiv right now in m12s is kind of like posting on bluesky because right at the beginning of every pull an annoying guy says "the president must pay for his crimes" and its true of course but you still wish you didnt have to listen to him say it like that all the time

A box that looks like Hamburger Helper, but it's called Lobster Secret, and the mascot is a lobster claw with the same face. It also says Maine Coast Casserole, Naturally Flavored, Finished in 30 minutes (after you make the lobster)

Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.

New Year's resolution: get hotter

I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug

Article titled "Fried Rice at Denny's? Spring Rolls at IHOP? The worst fast-food combinations." the words "Fried Rice at Denny's" is circled in red and connected by a line to a picture of Freddy Fazbear

Three panels: an Xmas tree where a christmas tree is aligned along the X axis of a graph, then a Ymas tree, the same but aligned vertically, and a Zmas tree showing the third axis in the 3-D projection. Stolen from the Internet.

Consumer PSA:
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.

DON'T BE FOOLED.

linkin park son to link in bio daughter pipeline

you guys should play unbeatable for penny (and for me) #UNBEATABLE

A mirror selfie of myself giving a peace sign wearing a light blue button down shirt, a dark blue skirt with yellow red and green patterning,and a red cardigan

I'm like an elementary school teacher if it was woke

YouTube video by RenderScape Wise Old Man's ultimatum

IT IS TIME

Wise Old Man's Ultimatum

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gus...

Girls who look like Sforzando unbeatable please DM me

UNBEATABLE is truly the Sonic Adventure 2 of rhythm games

fucking hell, I love women

I looked up "howlongtobeat Unbeatable" and my computer crashed

(upper panel) drawing of Basil saying; "Wow that was pretty traumatic guess I'll be puppy about it" (lower panel) Basil in puppy form looking tired

Puppy

A receipt from a restaurant showing a transaction from 11/30/2025, the text below it reads: Trans #: 1

I'm the number one transgender