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@matthewkbegbie.bsky.social

Not the Matthew Begbie that killed all those people TV writer, playwright, and future ghost Currently: ELSBETH on CBS Previously: Gossip Girl & Schmigadoon

201 Followers  |  108 Following  |  90 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024
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She's writing a letter to daddy.

18.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time you think you know about all the gay guys, you find out about a new gay guy. Need to look into this. Very concerning.

17.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ELSBETH Renewed for Season 4 at CBS Everybody's favorite New York detective isn't going anywhere. CBS has given a Season 4 order for Elsbeth, the police procedural dramedy series led by Carrie Preston.

Elsbeth is returning for a fourth season!

22.01.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Manifesting Judy Greer on White Lotus.

18.01.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish a lot of things...

10.01.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

08.01.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 32969    πŸ” 9284    πŸ’¬ 527    πŸ“Œ 352

Emily, girl, do NOT come back from Paris.

08.01.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The period between Christmas and New Year’s should be called Melancholia.

26.12.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe I haven't watched my gay hockey show (Heated Rivalry) because I had to finish my gay alien invasion show (Pluribus) and start my gay bad show (Stranger Things) first!

26.12.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mayor MayWho on Christmas morning.

26.12.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're going to pay for making me watch the gay hockey show.

You're all going to pay.

24.12.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Something feels ... somehow correct about being forced to watch the Heated Rivalry finale in my parents' basement.

24.12.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO way there was a whole banana in there!!!!

21.12.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television

19.12.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1059    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations, those of you who decided to platform fringe voices and create a climate of fear and hate out of ignorance because those voices insisted a non-problem was a problem. They're now on an HHS stage trying to ruin children's lives. You will live with the harm you have done forever.

18.12.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2983    πŸ” 759    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 26

Neeeed to see it immediately.

18.12.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That said... I AM going to find you and kill you.

18.12.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waiting for the day when replying to spam texts with "I'm going to find you and kill you" bites me on the ass.

18.12.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying β€œFuck you, make me.”

15.12.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9328    πŸ” 2815    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 27

Challenged myself to think of a good, non-problematic straight man and, earnestly, the first one who came to mind was Kermit the frog.

16.12.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MISERY exists in WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY exists in MISERY. Welcome to the Reinerverse.

25.11.2024 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 932    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

09.12.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12436    πŸ” 2909    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 445
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Hollywood Labor Comes Out Swinging Against Warner Bros.-Netflix Deal: β€œThis Merger Must Be Blocked” The most severe in its criticism was the Writers Guild of America, so far.

β€œNetflix is the biggest streaming service in the world. Consolidating its power over the streaming video market not only kills jobs but also raises prices and hurts the U.S. entertainment industry.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

05.12.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7

Danced in my scanties

02.12.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might book a doctor's appointment just because I'm in the mood to yell at someone.

02.12.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If I had a gun, I would keep it in this box.

02.12.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pluribus is a cautionary tale about being the only gay person left at the party.

02.12.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I, a person who played ice hockey for 12 years, welcome the mainstream discovery of the "hockey butt"

02.12.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

20% is not a sale. You're embarrassing yourself!

29.11.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for β€œmaking everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH

22.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2864    πŸ” 783    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 93