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@roofgeese.bsky.social

Goose. 37. MK fan. come at me scrublord, I'm ripped.

119 Followers  |  182 Following  |  130 Posts  |  Joined: 01.10.2023
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

12.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8329    πŸ” 2545    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 149

Come to Philly please :D

11.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DANIEL SLOSS - 2026 US & CANADA TOUR
Use the exclusive Artist presale code BITTER access for 24 hours only!
Starts Today, Wed Feb 11th, 10am local time
For all tour dates and links - DanielSloss.com

11.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

08.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3737    πŸ” 1822    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 20

that's literally it. who gives a fuck at that point

08.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Josh Shapiro can go fuck himself. So goddamn tired of this self-absorbed empty suit.

31.01.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1964    πŸ” 298    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 225
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just got first w2 from new job today and it came with the cutest stamp 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I should have quit my old job sooner

31.01.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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zzzzz

23.01.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 910    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Delete TikTok without accepting the new terms:

*Kill app & turn off network/wifi on your device
*Open app, go to Settings > Account > Delete Account (NOTE: Expect all of these screens to hang a bit because you're offline)
*Tap to start account deletion
*Turn wifi/network back on & return to app

23.01.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

look man im sorry for being american you dont need to keep reminding me how much this country sucks rn i live here

21.01.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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quan orton

19.01.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
4 valentines in a grid, a pelican eel with the words "You make my jaw drop", an anglerfish that says "You're my light in the darkness", a grimalditeuthis that says "I find you a LURE ing" and two octopuses and a snailfish on the skeleton of a whale that says "I've Whale Fallen for you" lmao. The octopuses are making a heart with their arms together.

4 valentines in a grid, a pelican eel with the words "You make my jaw drop", an anglerfish that says "You're my light in the darkness", a grimalditeuthis that says "I find you a LURE ing" and two octopuses and a snailfish on the skeleton of a whale that says "I've Whale Fallen for you" lmao. The octopuses are making a heart with their arms together.

I’m picking these valentines up from the printer tomorrow and will be shipping them all week!

Things are DARK. Bring a little silliness to your February with some deep sea valentines.

As with all merch on the Squid Facts Shop, sales support @skypeascientist.bsky.social

Get em at SquidFacts.net

18.01.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1040    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5
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I am not here for Europeans telling me Americans don't know how crazy things are. The Nazis are killing people over here at the moment so we're busy but thanks for the input. I had hoped for solidarity but I suppose I'll have to settle for sneering condescension instead.

19.01.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2252    πŸ” 258    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 75
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First finished book for 2026 was β€œBury Your Gays” by @chucktingle.bsky.social
It felt like I was reading a love letter to the queer experience, creators of art, and horror as a whole. It was beautiful and an absolute joy.

18.01.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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X says Grok account will stop undressing women. I just tested the standalone Grok app, which immediately complied with my request to undress a photo of me. This is illegal, according to the legal experts I spoke with.

15.01.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3244    πŸ” 849    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 35

I need to know where to get one of the Simon's Quest curse stickers lol

12.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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STAND UP FOR THE NATIONAL FUCKIN’ ANTHEM. #protomen #magfest

10.01.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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my favorite Little Shop of Horrors song...

02.01.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this where Asriel and Chara got their ideas...

02.01.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

call me crazy but it really feels like β€œWorld’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago

02.01.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9169    πŸ” 2522    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 78
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Satan smokes peacefully while scratching his arse.

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Satan smokes peacefully while scratching his arse.
The Netherlands, 1625

31.12.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet five new species discovered in 2025 A bumpy snailfish, Andean mouse opossum and ancient sea cow were just some of the many species described in 2025.

A bumpy snailfish, Andean mouse opossum and ancient sea cow were just some of the many species described in 2025. n.pr/4sjVayX

01.01.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Mansoor's Top 10 Games of 2025 | Giant Bomb Mansoor's Top 10 Games of 2025 - A guest list for GiantBomb.com's 2025 Game of the Year extravaganza.

The Sultan of Suave graces us with his beautiful mug to share his Top 10 Games of 2025! Also maybe the only list this year that mentions boobs.

giantbomb.com/articles/man...

30.12.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

pepis

29.12.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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excited to share all my rolls for 2025 #blessed #gottamakethatBREAD

29.12.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4842    πŸ” 567    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 5
scratchy pen drawing of a possum smoking a cigarette

scratchy pen drawing of a possum smoking a cigarette

hard day at the possum factory

29.12.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having strong pattern recognition skills can suck because people will not believe you at all lmao

27.12.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

big challenges fans are in luck, I just restocked my boy!

27.12.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 599    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2