(I do not have $2.4M)
04.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(I do not have $2.4M)
04.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0UGH okay FINE pick whatever kind of bed you WANT
04.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ryan you just need $2.4M like me
04.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I wanna tuck my boys into their matching side by side race car beds
04.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sure
04.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yet never show your face
04.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0ok little boys will this do:
04.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you would be so mean to me I bet
04.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh just to the $2.4m new construction 5 bed 5 bath with a doggie shower single family home that’s like two blocks from where I live now. Looks nice
04.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1oh in Chicago. I’m going to need like 2.4M
04.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The perfect reason to go through the absolute agony of shopping for a new place and selling the current one 🤩
04.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ok I wanna buy a new house
04.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 1It really truly was!
04.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because she took back her bum ass husband?????
04.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0paging @ptklein.com it’s an emergency
03.03.2026 21:36 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The one time I swapped out faucets and drains in my bathroom… it was like 8 million trial and error trips back and forth to get everything just right. Bless 🫡
03.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0diy plumbing work?
03.03.2026 21:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0and boy did it deliver (me watching it while laying on the floor with a heating pad on my lower back and a pillow elevating my legs)
03.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0okay so this movie was boring and insane… had no business being 2 hours long and yet, it washed over me like a balm for weariness and dread? I am charmed? When the credits rolled I yearned for more? hm.
03.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0it’s soooooooo mom coded
03.03.2026 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and
03.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m kind of enjoying it!
03.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s like so sweet?
03.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe it’s real or that it’s a full 2 hours long. However
03.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0have you guys seen the 2015 movie The Intern starring Anne Hathaway as the overworked founder of a start up and Robert De Niro as a widower retiree who becomes her intern
03.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 12 📌 1exactly :D
03.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0:)
03.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the way I could destroy a Cinnabon right now Jesus Christ
03.03.2026 05:04 — 👍 53 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0you should play us a song every day
03.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🥰🥰🥰
03.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0