the man with the $100,000 fingertip

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Why do I get the feeling that they're going to abruptly turn on Israel and blame them for everything negative that happens in Iran or as a result of the war

review: 7/10, does what it says on the tin. story is silly but you're just here to kill some Nazis anyway. kinda crashy until I turned some video settings down. not quite enough enemy variety for my taste, and the last set piece was basically just me hitting da bricks when the big enemies showed up.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.

I was once a backup dancer for Chingy

This then explains the Cathedral/Deep State theory: all ostensible liberals are either in denial or very committed to kayfabe

Abolish ICE has a +11 approval — which means it is *32 points* more popular than Donald Trump

Ask yourself: does corporate media portray that accurately?

Vonnegut had a similar idea but more about the people who *wanted* to be president, as I recall.

ingame collectible from Wolfenstein II (2017) Fragment of old news article ...by force of his personality. But when the field is nationwide, and the fight must be waged chiefly at second and third hand, and the force of personality cannot so readily make itself felt, then all the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre -- the man who can most easily adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum. The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

I sense some social commentary in Wolfenstein II

the fuckin' legend

gonna tell my grandkids this is loss.jpg

see the thing about a government full of avowed rapists is that they freak out and try to kill you when you say no

happy 13th anniversary to all who observe

The Holbrook travel center near Holbrook, Arizona. It has its name over an American flag next to the sign for Swaad Stop Punjabi Dhaba, next to a Burger King logo. (There should also be a Krispy Krunchy Chicken logo but it’s been cut off by whoever took this photo.)

This, to me, is America.

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

The problem with idealistic employees is that they have opinions that might differ from the executives' opinions

Good news: my finger has healed to the point that a regular bandage is sufficient.

Not sure what I'm going to do with the whole box of gauze that home health sent me last week, though

always funny seeing this one come up in the wild... i made this in the bathroom of my job in 2018. however it took me another 10 months to quit that job because it is hard to take your own advice

I am a Cantaloupe Enjoyer and a Honeydew Melon Hater

Just throw the honeydew in the trash and put twice as much cantaloupe in

at the rock show

(there's a live band, I'm counting it)

Other figure skating routines: oh they're doing choreography, which means they're not doing the jumps I guess

The end of her routine: ok I get it now

a screenshot of a video game with the words sony ms nintendo and ea on it ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the words sony ms nintendo and ea on it

this gif was originally made for e3 conferences but now it just represents the entire games industry as a whole

Yes, that’s right. Someone tore their ACL playing poker

let me be clear

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

definitely Venetian Snares. Szamar Madar? Circle Pit? Or maybe