brisket elemental

3-8-0 10th Place 1,347.32 Total Points (3rd)

my fantasy team this year is cursed

Oh this is a blessing

My tournament group is 7/12 matches into a double round robin, which means it's time for me to spend an hour computing all the possible outcomes

I'll put AAA games on my Steam wishlist for when they're available for not-AAA prices, but I rarely buy one for full price. Too many video games out there, and too many of them that give me the same amount of pleasure for $30 or less.

If you are mad for even a second about what gender, gender presentation, or genitals another person has, you are a weirdo pervert freak

Open the borders. It should be no harder for a non-American to get a green card than for a US citizen to get a passport.

After the first time you pay your taxes, the government mails you your choice of a National Parks pass, a ticket to see the nearest MLB team, or a regular-size American flag.

I get the sense that this whole line of argument is working backward from "I don't think LLMs should exist at all" to "well, if this is too hard for you, guess you can't train a LLM. checkmate nerd"

I'll take "things you could not waterboard out of me" for 1000, Alex

Flyer advertising an Annual Children's Hospital Benefit Show. Among the more readable of the death metal band logos on the flyer: Viogression, Putrid Pile, Slaughter Party, Crap Factory, Pus Filled, and of course Cannibal Abortion.

"Hi, we're Cannibal Abortion and we're playing this show to raise money for a children's hospital! For the children that didn't get aborted, obviously."

*exactly 26 seconds of blastbeats and grunting*

bsky.app/profile/inco...

it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

large 20-foot tall concrete lined sewer tunnel. in the distance three people stand with head lamps on their hard hats, looking toward the camera as they stand in ankle-deep water.

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

truly it will be a December to forget for him

"What commonsense opinions are you talking about, specifically?"
"Oh, you know the ones"

The canonical explanation is "reboot". There. Done. I will now collect my million dollar consulting fee.

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE

SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE

Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: Stop! He’s already dead!

Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools

Until the sun burns out

mamdani campaign sign EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. FOR 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

lou bega doesn't know what instruments are

dear god

look at it

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

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what the fuck are we DOING here

Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/