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@incoherent.bsky.social

admirer of life's rich tapestry. have been at the same big tech job for too long. Zelda rando sicko at http://twitch.tv/incoherent. he/him

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reading the article, it’s kind of incredible to me that bezos more or less describes space expansion as, well, the expanse, while seeing absolutely none of the problems that are primary plot points in the expanse, a show he paid for

08.08.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2
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Flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, BOLLARD.
#WorldBollardAssociation

13.05.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1778    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 94
A bar with a set up for Rock Band visible on two TVs, with a rock band drum set and a plastic bass from the Beatles Rock Band.

A bar with a set up for Rock Band visible on two TVs, with a rock band drum set and a plastic bass from the Beatles Rock Band.

The dream of the 2009’s is alive in Campbell CA at this Star Wars themed bar.(7 Stars, first Thursday of every month)

08.08.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Asking GPT5 how many days of the week there are and getting reproduced arguments from that one bodybuilding dot com forum thread like a ghost in the machine.

08.08.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 658    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4
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clip from a openai presentation showing swe bench performance; the openai o3 and gpt-4o models are at the same visual level but the labels are wildly different

clip from a openai presentation showing swe bench performance; the openai o3 and gpt-4o models are at the same visual level but the labels are wildly different

data visualization is my passion

07.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 15
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I Wanna Be The Guy is way funnier than anyone gives it credit for

06.08.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1107    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 12

Not sure

06.08.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think the organizer is on here, but come to 7Stars in Campbell tomorrow night and pretend those days never left

(do not look up how old the Rock Band games are unless you want to turn to dust instantly)

06.08.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when she personally incinerated the Bloomberg campaign on national television

06.08.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People give Berkeley a deserved amount of shit for this but they're running fucking laps around Palo Alto, which is maybe the worst major-university college town in the country

06.08.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

welp
www.twitch.tv/incoherent/c...

06.08.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So Long to Tech’s Dream Job

Gift link below -- I got to share space in an article along with @lizthegrey.com , where we both spoke with @kateconger.com about changes in Big Tech over the years.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/04/t...

04.08.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Damore was framed"? Into posting a bunch of biotruths garbage? lmao

Never forget that you always have the option to Not Post

05.08.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.08.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13518    πŸ” 3633    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 21
Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about β€œmen’s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about β€œmen’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

04.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 35540    πŸ” 3891    πŸ’¬ 856    πŸ“Œ 479
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the ending of this explainer might surprise you

03.08.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4747    πŸ” 1139    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 110
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Baby Racer Stunts On Competitors By Standing Up And Walking | Defector The Minnesota Lynx absolutely obliterated the Las Vegas Aces on Saturday, 111-58β€”the 53-point victory breaking a 1998 record for the biggest road win in WNBA history. While Aces fans didn’t get much o...

Baby racer stunts on competitors by standing up and walking: defector.com/baby-racer-s...

03.08.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
cactuscloudsart 
Today I discovered a woman called "Angie the ICE Chaser" on TikTok and she literally just follows ICE vehicles in her car. They become increasingly erratic in their attempts to lose her (breaking sooo many laws on camera) and they never do. She is single handedly striking terror into ICE agents across LA. She also follows them through neighborhoods honking her horn and shouting "THEY ARE ICE!" out her window.
There is a GFM for gas money and the legal fees she is fully expecting to come around.

cactuscloudsart Today I discovered a woman called "Angie the ICE Chaser" on TikTok and she literally just follows ICE vehicles in her car. They become increasingly erratic in their attempts to lose her (breaking sooo many laws on camera) and they never do. She is single handedly striking terror into ICE agents across LA. She also follows them through neighborhoods honking her horn and shouting "THEY ARE ICE!" out her window. There is a GFM for gas money and the legal fees she is fully expecting to come around.

Hero

02.08.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6172    πŸ” 1507    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 102

I thought people just kinda tolerated the grayscale renovation aesthetic because it created a neutral canvas for the next owner to add their own visual interest.

Apparently we found someone who likes it that way.

02.08.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

02.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3166    πŸ” 588    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 66
Some Asian people posted a photo of themselves having dinner. It reads: "Went to a fancy dinner in SF and everybody went to Harvard (or Stanford)"

The next day, the followed up with a tweet that reads: "Almost all of us are Americans. FWIW, More of us are Americans than Asian."

Some Asian people posted a photo of themselves having dinner. It reads: "Went to a fancy dinner in SF and everybody went to Harvard (or Stanford)" The next day, the followed up with a tweet that reads: "Almost all of us are Americans. FWIW, More of us are Americans than Asian."

Two quote tweets. The first has a racist drawing of Asian people and it says "I rent to fancy dinnah and everybody rent 2 Havah (or Stanfah)."

The other shows Yale's Skulls and Bones society in the 1940s, where a bunch of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant men in suits are composed for a group photo. An Italian man writes: "This is what Ivy Leaguers are supposed to look like."

Two quote tweets. The first has a racist drawing of Asian people and it says "I rent to fancy dinnah and everybody rent 2 Havah (or Stanfah)." The other shows Yale's Skulls and Bones society in the 1940s, where a bunch of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant men in suits are composed for a group photo. An Italian man writes: "This is what Ivy Leaguers are supposed to look like."

Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Foreigners post stuff like this and then act surprised that GenZ males are so far right they'd make Rush Limbaugh blush.  I hope they realize Trump is their last chance for a moderate solution."

The other reads: "I’m so glad that 17 Americans didn’t get to go to Harvard or Standford because these peoples parents spent $10,000 on SAT prep"

Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Foreigners post stuff like this and then act surprised that GenZ males are so far right they'd make Rush Limbaugh blush. I hope they realize Trump is their last chance for a moderate solution." The other reads: "I’m so glad that 17 Americans didn’t get to go to Harvard or Standford because these peoples parents spent $10,000 on SAT prep"

Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Living exclusively around these people for over 15 years is what turned me into a nazi. They're like this all the time."

The other reads: "Not going to lie, very depressing to see our hallowed western university system turn into a network of Striver Universities for intellectually incurious exam maxxing Kumon monsters"

Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Living exclusively around these people for over 15 years is what turned me into a nazi. They're like this all the time." The other reads: "Not going to lie, very depressing to see our hallowed western university system turn into a network of Striver Universities for intellectually incurious exam maxxing Kumon monsters"

Interesting how much resentment this photo created from white conservatives who assumed that the dismantling of DEI meant elite schools would return to the 1940s.

02.08.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6940    πŸ” 874    πŸ’¬ 304    πŸ“Œ 207

Even if it weren't infested with grift, their entire mindset is that women are animals who can be tricked into relationships by the Superior Male Intellect. Detestable.

01.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This post contains every classic trope about Jews as rootless cosmopolitan threats to the homeland, only here those antisemitic tropes are taken up by the Jewish right and redirected against liberal Jews.

01.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

i am going to die in a world that is more antisemitic than the one i was born into and it will be entirely thanks to what the israeli state has done in the name of fighting antisemitism. i think about this constantly.

31.07.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1616    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8

they have enough money that they can buy everything you can buy with money, and then the fact that there are things they cannot buy (universal respect and adoration) deranges them

31.07.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a bizarre and frankly alienating feeling realizing that if you know the basic fact that the murder rate has gone down significantly since 1990 you're in the ~90th+ percentile of fact-knowers

31.07.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5492    πŸ” 1392    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 48

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

31.07.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11269    πŸ” 2554    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 54

trivia question: what is the *fourth largest* city in the nine-county statistical Bay Area by population

31.07.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I'm exactly at 25 but the ordering of the Northern California cities is extremely funny to me

31.07.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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