Jonathan Mackie

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

It was when Keep The Clause started and Jack Irvine got involved later on that the Record went turbo-bam.

2/2

I think this is it? (1/2)

You will be visited by three spirits

Social work case

We’re just innocent men

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Genuinely proud she was the first to block me on here, a quite nasty piece of work.

Chief of the Clan Cunt.

Dominant colour: jobby

Who remembers when Chris ‘Christopher’ McEleny photoshopped his own face on to another SNP candidates campaign literature and posted it on twitter? #scotpol #indyref

if you'd offered up Haiti as our first game and a likely 2nd string Brazil in the last I'd have taken it before tonight, no reason we can't go through from that. England are going to have bigger problems.

they were even reduced to going back to the studio so someone could stick some made up groups on the big screen at the exact time the actual draw was supposed to be being made

Poor Raman and Ronnie, shipped out to DC at vast STV expense in an enterprise that was completely and utterly pointless.

STV absolutely RAGING as they run out of time despite manfully filling as best they could and crash out to go to the ITN network news.

Just gave a FIFA World Peace Prize, I’d give it ten minutes if I were you.

YouTube video by LimmyTwitchClipsPlus Limmy Watches the Infamous Rod Stewart, Scottish Cup Draw

youtu.be/GohAJsImw1Y?...

Using your “foot” to kick a “ball” is less than clear than you assume.

excerpt from the article featuring the sentence "two dads had a fight in a gingerbread house and one disgruntled employee reportedly told a visitor that "Santa's fucking dead"

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

YouTube video by Highland Sparkle McGlashan World Cup Draw

Looking forward to Curaçao entering the draw

youtu.be/pOPgNIyRBD0?...

My first day in charge of SLab’s Canva account is going great.

This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.

Get fuckin fucked

In more enlightened times I feel this would’ve ended up with the villagers chucking them in the slurry pit

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Learning from Stoppard By Mike Fitzgerald, June 13, 2016 Comparing two drafts of a script can be hugely instructive, revealing point-by-point how a writer went about improving the story. When I stumbled upon an earlier draft of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, I discovered a dazzling, glittering trove of lessons as nourishing as eternal life itself. Well, nearly so. Last Crusade was written by Jeffrey Boam, from a story by George Lucas and Menno Meyjes. So say the opening credits. Boam’s final draft, dated March 1, 1988 (ten weeks before production) differs drastically from the published script which reflects the released version of the film. Differences come as no shock, but with Last Crusade they aren’t just a few deleted scenes and some line changes. Whole sections of the Boam draft were reimagined, major set pieces were added, and the pacing and tone were markedly transformed. Whoever made these changes possessed a profound grasp of story craft. Screenshot from https://www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jones-and-the-last-crusade-learning-from-stoppard/

Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...

“What would be great is if you could somehow evoke the spirit and narrative of the Kennedys”
…
“NOT THAT ONE”

This mob make RISE look like the fuckin Mexican PRI.

A letter from North Yorkshire Council to some local flag botherers, charging them £36.27 per flag + VAT for all the flags they stuck up on lampposts. They stuck up 64 flags

Ahahahahaha, local business that recorded themselves sticking a load of Union Jacks to lampposts all about town are currently pissing and moaning about finally Finding Out.