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Christopher Chance

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Science Fiction Geek at large | Writer | Author | Comic Historian | Troublemaker | Jersey Boy Let me save you time on DMs. I’m happily married and over 50. Outside of that, I’m not too chatty.

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Speaking of which, I was at my mother’s and was watching commercial TV when who was hawking pseudo drugs but BILLO (Bill O’Reilly), the giant head. It was for tryrelaxium.com

You have to see this.

11.11.2025 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Toddlers pee their pants less frequently.

28.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Even money

28.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“I’ll try to live with that stain on my character.”

01.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the lack of sleep from Trump’s Gestapo government that makes me delusional.

30.09.2025 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to get this straight.

Hegseth called a meeting of the top brass of all the armed forces from all over the world at great expense and great inconvenience to talk about shaving, keeping in shape, and to say that bullying underlings is okay.

Your tax dollars at work.

30.09.2025 18:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

If even one citizen gets injured by the military in Chicago, soldiers will go to jail. He is proposing to attack tax paying citizens and think that his stupidity won’t have repercussions.

Blue states, stop paying federal income tax.

30.09.2025 17:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I think Hegseth’s life after this administration is going to be filled with booze and jail time.

30.09.2025 17:38 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

That’s an insult to assclowns.

30.09.2025 16:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, let me get this straight.

Trump is now opening up the charges that the FBI who was acting on intelligence that Donald Trump was going to incite a riot on January 6 because there were agents undercover.

As there was never a trial for this, Trump (if found culpable) can be held for prosecution.

27.09.2025 21:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Says the President who desperately wants to be both a gynecologist and a pediatrician.

And is not qualified to be president, or either kind of doctor.

27.09.2025 11:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The. Tariff. Shelf.

Is that next to the Epstein files in the bathroom where he kept the stolen classified files?

27.09.2025 11:23 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That’s not going to work.

The FBI needs real cause to fire agents. This is not an “at will” organization.

Patel must resign. He’s incompetent.

27.09.2025 11:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. Yes, they do.

27.09.2025 11:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The bronzer pancake. The fake hair.
The long tie. The fog horn farts.

Trump is a clown.

I guess he thought, “Kids like clowns.”

The man is a pedo.

27.09.2025 11:11 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I have to clearer.

The supporters are gullible - absolutely true.

The Trump administration is stupid. They plan on taking out the former head of the FBI with a rookie DC lawyer who specializes in insurance. If his lawyer is any good, he’ll win.

No competence.

Stupid.

27.09.2025 11:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Has anyone told Cheetolini that the entire country watched the January 6 rioters live and therefore it was not a hoax?

It is a sign of corruption when you leak the private information of the Democratic nominee for the NJ governor race (as well as her parents) to the public.

Those guys did that.

26.09.2025 22:08 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, it’s settled. People who read books know that the soldiers who committed these heinous acts are burning in hell.

Settled.

26.09.2025 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These MAGA keep forgetting that their side is… what’s the term?

Oh yeah… stupid.

26.09.2025 21:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tolerance is overrated

26.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He’s afraid of stairs.

We could fix this country with a carefully placed banana peel.

#PratfallForFreedom

24.09.2025 22:51 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’d love to meet him one day. Intellect, class, and warmth. Just a good man.

05.08.2025 12:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thomas has been on the wrong side of everything since he started. He should have been stopped at the Anita Hill hearings.

He’s a disgrace and shill for the Heritage Foundation.

05.08.2025 12:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ewwwwwww

05.08.2025 11:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The commie basher.

05.08.2025 11:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess that order is “to go”.

05.08.2025 11:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MAGAts are talking about Trump
Doing a third term. Have they looked at him lately?

Right now, he’s already looking like he chose the wrong grail.

He has aged more in the last six months than he has in his first term. Do they think he’s actually going to make it to age 82? Mumbling and farting?

05.08.2025 11:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guarantee that anyone that buys a Trump cellphone will get brain cancer within a year.

16.06.2025 19:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trump is aging like he chose the wrong grail.

15.06.2025 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And why shouldn’t it? With AI stealing everything in sight and consumers returning books they quickly read, writers have a right to be worried.

28.05.2025 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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