Jakers

Freddy Mercury was my first thought.

Is there a better way to keep your hair clean while loading your stove with animal dung in the middle of darkest winter?

I mean @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social

The Onion should at least scoop it up.

Skinner meme with Altman badly superimposed "Am I losing money? No it's the accountants who are wrong."

With the face he's making there someone had to do this.

I just think “SOMA”.

Grey dumpster

“Anyway, this is the tomb into which his shriveled remains were interred after a long, wretched life of being unloved.”

“Aside from the genocide, he was perhaps best known for accidentally proving that hair plugs and ketamine together can cause chemical castration.”

“Fun history trivia: One of BYD’s defunct smaller brands, Tesla, was once owned by an infamously genocidal oligarch.”

I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.

Keep CGI and overplayed actors (you know who) out of this and they've got my axe.

If the French were known for boiling their potatoes our fast food would come with sides of boils.

“I’m relevant! Listen to me!”

My son, who idolizes LeBron and is tired of us projecting nostalgia on his tastes, also admits the first is much better.

Hamburger helps those who help themselves

Didn't he used to kinda sorta be one of the more principled ones (albeit with an admittedly low bar)?

NFT’s don’t seem to have triggered any self-reflection so I’m not too optimistic.

I don’t think a campaign like that would be effective with a population that is both well-informed and compassionate.

Alas…

You’re criticizing Amy Klobuchar’s retirement plan.

“A little party never killed nobody”
~ Prince Prospero

Maybe I should read the article but how the hell would cooling work in space? Can infrared radiators dump heat fast enough for something like that?

American cowboy myth adds too much incredulity to a vampire movie.

Republicans taking sudden interest in Dijkstra's algorithm.

It deserves more cultural relevance than it gets and I applaud her.

Nathan Fielder having the time of his life with his friends (out of frame)

Looking forward to @edzitron.com‘s take here

I’m going to offer my mortgage bank a payoff of .3% of the balance and then go suck at football.

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

YouTube video by Rain Gremlins 2, Canned food and shot guns.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMc...

Pennywise and I were just snickering over that during pillow talk.