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πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» Chris / Patches β€’ 33 β€’ HE / THEY β€’ Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order β€’ Bucket hats & shit soccer takes β€’ Header: @ahrilovemail.bsky.social πŸ‰ I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere

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Malls are dying because they’re all half Funko Pops now

04.03.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indio also clears

16.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

13.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 17368    πŸ” 5414    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 355

Boston losing means the universe wins

09.02.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/

09.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1898    πŸ” 396    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 38
Shot from the stands of the Bad Bunny halftime show.

Shot from the stands of the Bad Bunny halftime show.

What a moment.

09.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8580    πŸ” 1807    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 96
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

09.02.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11836    πŸ” 1907    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 36

Thank goodness I wasn’t on that train 🫠

29.01.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like S1 where the only Latina we had to latch onto was Stefany

29.01.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

29.01.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dang they don’t do birthday balloons here? Fuck my stupid chungus birthday

28.01.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Panel 1: Cassie and Two are walking away from a crashed escape pod.

C: Hey Two, you know where we're going, right?
T: Pretty sure I saw a port station somewhere to the West on our way down through atmo.
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Panel 2: Cassie and Two are walking in a vast field of nothing but grass.

C: Well I see a whole lot of nothing. Why'd they launch us so early anyway?
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Panel 3: Cassie looks a little disgruntled walking next to Two.

T: Probably because you kicked our shuttle captain in the head.
C: He was rude.
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Panel 4: Cassie is looking very proud of herself as Two looks down at her approvingly.

T: And TALL. Honestly, impressive kick

Panel 1: Cassie and Two are walking away from a crashed escape pod. C: Hey Two, you know where we're going, right? T: Pretty sure I saw a port station somewhere to the West on our way down through atmo. --- Panel 2: Cassie and Two are walking in a vast field of nothing but grass. C: Well I see a whole lot of nothing. Why'd they launch us so early anyway? --- Panel 3: Cassie looks a little disgruntled walking next to Two. T: Probably because you kicked our shuttle captain in the head. C: He was rude. --- Panel 4: Cassie is looking very proud of herself as Two looks down at her approvingly. T: And TALL. Honestly, impressive kick

First Star Go comic!! These will run daily today through Saturday and end with a larger full color strip on Sunday.

I hope you like it.

12.01.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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who cares about soccer in nwsl leadership? no one, it seems

wrote about the nwsl’s odd business decision to stop caring about soccer
btvc.beehiiv.com/p/who-cares-... #nwsl #woso

05.01.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 293    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 28
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Don’t think that’s correct, ESPN

05.01.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t watch Liverpool because of NBC Universal’s dispute with FuboTV since the game is on USA / Telemundo. But I can watch Sunday Night Football because it’s simulcast on either NBC or Peacock.

Make it make sense.

04.01.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NBC’s coverage of the EPL is ass. Splitting the games between USA Network, NBC, and Peacock is terrible.

04.01.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously considering abandoning my socials. Mainly because 1) idk what to even share anymore and 2) who gives a fuck what I gotta say or share

03.01.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
Powered by our proprietary WaveStopperβ„’ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.

That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie. Powered by our proprietary WaveStopperβ„’ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

01.01.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11405    πŸ” 3298    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 315
Frame #52500 from S05 -E09 - Battle Mackerel-629267

Frame #52500 from S05 -E09 - Battle Mackerel-629267

27.12.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 8
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This must be what hell is like

14.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
LA Kings x Snoopy bobblehead

LA Kings x Snoopy bobblehead

You are not immune to El Esnupi propaganda.

14.12.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking

05.12.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1789    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 15
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Protesters around the world are using the Straw Hat Pirate Jolly Roger as a symbol of freedom. We plan on doing a detailed report on this phenomenon in the coming weeks. In the meanwhile, here is an updating list of countries where the Jolly Roger has appeared:

09.10.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 21

Clippers never beating the absolute dogshit franchise allegations

03.12.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy shit he’s back

01.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skill issue I fear.

01.12.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been every other week in the City of LA for like the past 5 years.

01.12.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Xitter is next at this point.

30.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My life has beem more peaceful since deleting all dating apps and Facebook off my phone.

30.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0