Malls are dying because theyβre all half Funko Pops now
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Malls are dying because theyβre all half Funko Pops now
04.03.2026 22:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Indio also clears
16.02.2026 16:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
13.02.2026 05:22 β π 17368 π 5414 π¬ 165 π 355Boston losing means the universe wins
09.02.2026 03:19 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs time to post this. Confirmed.
Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.
ilovecitr.us/darnold/
Shot from the stands of the Bad Bunny halftime show.
What a moment.
09.02.2026 01:41 β π 8580 π 1807 π¬ 31 π 96halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
09.02.2026 03:50 β π 11836 π 1907 π¬ 54 π 36Thank goodness I wasnβt on that train π«
29.01.2026 20:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Feels like S1 where the only Latina we had to latch onto was Stefany
29.01.2026 20:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you!!
29.01.2026 06:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dang they donβt do birthday balloons here? Fuck my stupid chungus birthday
28.01.2026 19:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Panel 1: Cassie and Two are walking away from a crashed escape pod. C: Hey Two, you know where we're going, right? T: Pretty sure I saw a port station somewhere to the West on our way down through atmo. --- Panel 2: Cassie and Two are walking in a vast field of nothing but grass. C: Well I see a whole lot of nothing. Why'd they launch us so early anyway? --- Panel 3: Cassie looks a little disgruntled walking next to Two. T: Probably because you kicked our shuttle captain in the head. C: He was rude. --- Panel 4: Cassie is looking very proud of herself as Two looks down at her approvingly. T: And TALL. Honestly, impressive kick
First Star Go comic!! These will run daily today through Saturday and end with a larger full color strip on Sunday.
I hope you like it.
wrote about the nwslβs odd business decision to stop caring about soccer
btvc.beehiiv.com/p/who-cares-... #nwsl #woso
Donβt think thatβs correct, ESPN
05.01.2026 04:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I canβt watch Liverpool because of NBC Universalβs dispute with FuboTV since the game is on USA / Telemundo. But I can watch Sunday Night Football because itβs simulcast on either NBC or Peacock.
Make it make sense.
NBCβs coverage of the EPL is ass. Splitting the games between USA Network, NBC, and Peacock is terrible.
04.01.2026 16:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Seriously considering abandoning my socials. Mainly because 1) idk what to even share anymore and 2) who gives a fuck what I gotta say or share
03.01.2026 04:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie. Powered by our proprietary WaveStopperβ’ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
01.01.2026 20:57 β π 11405 π 3298 π¬ 249 π 315Frame #52500 from S05 -E09 - Battle Mackerel-629267
27.12.2025 13:30 β π 83 π 23 π¬ 0 π 8This must be what hell is like
14.12.2025 02:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LA Kings x Snoopy bobblehead
You are not immune to El Esnupi propaganda.
14.12.2025 02:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
05.12.2025 18:08 β π 1789 π 397 π¬ 17 π 15Protesters around the world are using the Straw Hat Pirate Jolly Roger as a symbol of freedom. We plan on doing a detailed report on this phenomenon in the coming weeks. In the meanwhile, here is an updating list of countries where the Jolly Roger has appeared:
09.10.2025 03:07 β π 443 π 181 π¬ 9 π 21Clippers never beating the absolute dogshit franchise allegations
03.12.2025 15:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy shit heβs back
01.12.2025 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Skill issue I fear.
01.12.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs been every other week in the City of LA for like the past 5 years.
01.12.2025 18:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Xitter is next at this point.
30.11.2025 05:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My life has beem more peaceful since deleting all dating apps and Facebook off my phone.
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