I’m surprised you’re actually using the knife. I expected teeth marks in the block of cheese.
09.03.2025 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m surprised you’re actually using the knife. I expected teeth marks in the block of cheese.
09.03.2025 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Next they’ll ban trans fats, but not because of MAHA.
07.03.2025 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This isn’t even due to a lack of reading comprehension at a scientific level, it’s just an inability to read that likely went through multiple people.
07.03.2025 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Always take advantage of good lighting.
23.02.2025 12:29 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Test. Improve. Repeat.
08.02.2025 00:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But then who would laugh at your jokes?
05.02.2025 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pink eye?! From a cat?!?
28.01.2025 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DIY renovations be like “load bearing beam my ass, this is in the way of my breakfast nook!”
16.01.2025 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pot meet kettle.
14.01.2025 13:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me: *judging guys who turn their shorts into a thong for likes*
Also me: *just existing at the gym*
Did someone say something about a headless torso?
03.01.2025 15:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought you were being mean and then remembered grammar.
01.01.2025 13:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cuddle Sunday.
29.12.2024 21:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1All my family has lived a 2hr flight from each other for years. Holidays apart are so easy and when together they’re extra fun.
23.12.2024 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been watching this on repeat.
22.12.2024 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Best advice: eat more.
19.12.2024 14:45 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But like, same… no longer poor grad students
19.12.2024 02:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👏👏
15.12.2024 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me to dairy.
15.12.2024 12:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Should have kept this to yourself.
15.12.2024 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Goes on vacation to sight see. The sight seeing:
13.12.2024 14:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
10.12.2024 19:03 —
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Finally gunna get that 4.0?
07.12.2024 06:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Something poetic to make you think this isn’t about my tits.
05.12.2024 15:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Indeed! That’s a bad idea.
02.12.2024 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guys, you know you don’t have to post everything? Blink twice if you need help.
01.12.2024 21:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man to man on bicycle is a vertical line. So, to improve air travel we just put the plane on a bicycle.
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