Nate

I’m surprised you’re actually using the knife. I expected teeth marks in the block of cheese.

Next they’ll ban trans fats, but not because of MAHA.

This isn’t even due to a lack of reading comprehension at a scientific level, it’s just an inability to read that likely went through multiple people.

Always take advantage of good lighting.

Test. Improve. Repeat.

But then who would laugh at your jokes?

Pink eye?! From a cat?!?

DIY renovations be like “load bearing beam my ass, this is in the way of my breakfast nook!”

Pot meet kettle.

Me: *judging guys who turn their shorts into a thong for likes*
Also me: *just existing at the gym*

Did someone say something about a headless torso?

I thought you were being mean and then remembered grammar.

Cuddle Sunday.

All my family has lived a 2hr flight from each other for years. Holidays apart are so easy and when together they’re extra fun.

I’ve been watching this on repeat.

Best advice: eat more.

But like, same… no longer poor grad students

👏👏

Me to dairy.

Should have kept this to yourself.

Goes on vacation to sight see. The sight seeing:

Finally gunna get that 4.0?

Something poetic to make you think this isn’t about my tits.

Indeed! That’s a bad idea.

Guys, you know you don’t have to post everything? Blink twice if you need help.

Man to man on bicycle is a vertical line. So, to improve air travel we just put the plane on a bicycle.