Curse of the Catless Catperson

People would be like "ok cool, the NSF and NIH can start funding cancer research again"

And the Dems would be like "woah woah woah, that's a huge change" etc.

People would be like "the FDA should start inspecting milk again" and the Dems will be like "woah there, hold on, that's a big change from its current tasks, do you even know how many people it would have to hire? It's budget would skyrocket."

A cool thing about the Dems being absolutely useless institution-fuckers is that if they did gain control again, they'll look at the mutilated, broken remnants of the FDA and NSF and such as sacred and reject out of hand any suggestion they need to be changed.

PLACES/WINTER1.GIF

instead of foisting AI on us... how about they just fix search?

It's that time of year again

Internet in the house is busted, so all live service games are unplayable

FORTUNATELY, I got Silent Hill f and a bunch of physical games to tide me over until the technician arrives tomorrow

So, remember, kids! Physical copies of games is STILL BETTER!

New Yorkers kept telling me the same thing: they’re thinking of leaving because they can’t afford to raise their kids here. Universal childcare isn’t just a promise — it’s how we make this a city for everyone.

Nice font. Very evocative.

A casino-themed page border, decorated with cards, dice, and a roulette table. Judd Cerios enters Bellagio, strides through the lobby, and enters the casino. He passes no less than twenty closed-circuit cameras on his way. He glances briefly at each camera. When investigators review the tapes the following day they are astonished to find that any time Cerios looked at a camera the image was not Cerios but the surface of a distant moon, likely Ganymede, according to the astronomers later consulted on the investigation. As for Cerios himself, he disappeared, along with $5 million in cash.

CASINOD.BMF

Here were the top songs on this day on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1992:
1. "I Will Always Love You" - Whitney Houston
2. "How Do You Talk To An Angel" - The Heights
3. "If I Ever Fall In Love" - Shai
4. "Rump Shaker" - Wreckx-N-Effect
5. "I'd Die Without You" - P.M. Dawn

Produce aisle sign: SPECIAL FRESH BRAZIL WHITE NAME

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

YouTube video by Binge Society Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)

Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️

‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed

He whines about the workload.

Says he’s “not really” Speaker of the House.

Is obviously in over his head.

Mike Johnson is not up for the job. He’s a puppet who gave away his gavel to Trump and exists solely to rubber stamp this administration’s authoritarianism & cruelty.

Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?

There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.

‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.

Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake

a woman is stirring a pot of food with a wooden spoon and says `` more butter ! '' ALT: a woman is stirring a pot of food with a wooden spoon and says `` more butter ! ''

What Thanksgiving Day represents in our home is a reminder that during the worst of times, be they shared or personal hardships, focusing on gratitude will carry us through to another day. That and we love an excuse to eat a meal comprised primarily of butter and cream.

screenshot from the NES game Castlevania featuring Simon Belmont next to a plate of meat found inside of a wall

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours

My Thanksgiving tradition has been watching the parade on tv and taking pictures of balloons on the screen for a few years now. There are very few female balloons.

The people who do this, who conceived of it, who demand it, are real life monsters.

Starting S18 of Taskmaster UK and one of the contestants is Rosie Jones who has cerebral palsy and she was hilarious this first episode.

UK television really does a lot to include all kinds of people. Seeing it with US glasses it's always impressive because over here it's so rare.

What if we’re the shithole country?

New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.

Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ May Pass These 2 Songs For Most Weeks At No. 1 On Billboard If “All I Want For Christmas Is You” hits No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 again this year, Mariah Carey will tie—and may eventually break—the all-time record for most weeks atop the chart.

If “All I Want For Christmas Is You” hits No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 again this year, Mariah Carey will tie—and may eventually break—the all-time record for most weeks atop the chart.

Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?

Black Friday sales that are only 20% off? In this economy?

I love terrestrial radio during the holidays. LOVE

We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.