lilly

you're gonna have to keep your hands above the covers when someone tucks you in!

i stuffed cossack for nixon full of hashish to smuggle in to the united cities and made a shitload of money, immedietly blew it whoopsie daisy

Nadia — 10:22 PM you're building his ass like a bionicle lilly — 10:23 PM i'm trying but i accidentially bought him two left arms it was going so good until it wasnt too and like i blew through my money too quick

guy in my kenshi party lost three of their limbs, and the skeleton repair beds that repair robotic limb wear are expensive as hell, so i've worked it out to be cheaper to repair limbs en masse by just having him wear it before he gets in the bed, which begs the question. what the fuck am i doing ???

It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

my shuow

"It's not ready"

Ready enough to send me two smartphone notifications, one email, and to sell for 35 British Money Units.

oh my god

Jacinthe

Part 2

Asuna ♥ Blue Archive

Day 11/100

Valtzi, human version

please help rain if you can!!

cute resident evil yombie

arts and crafts with blådrake

出勤前藤堂

kenshi shortens the name "Cossack For Nixon" to "sack For N" which doesn't roll off the tongue exactly

Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed

putting a ♂ on a drawing of a girl to indicate she drives a volvo

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

?

Ohhhh

A pink bunny wearing a collar, tiara, and skintight outfit is staring up at a glowing screen with a dazed, pleasurable expression. As hypnotic spirals wash over her and messages of submission echo all around her, she happily snaps the key to her golden chastity cage, cumming hands-free in the process.

There’s an old, famous line about how you “can’t be hypnotized to do anything you don’t already want”… let’s test the limits of that, shall we?