brave lil ghoster

Well there was no outcome here where I wasn't going to feel bad afterwords. Secretly hoped there was a way both teams could win, like they announce they're in love and threaten to both commit suicide like at the end of Hunger Games

if icarus doesn’t get around to kissing me on this run, i am foinfj to snap my switch in hafl

you just gotta… not let it do that

lmao, i’ve been wearing contacts daily since i was 13 and *just* taught my niece to put them in like a month ago. getting them in the first time is really difficult!! have someone watch you, so they can tell you if it flops onto yr finger

you have to make sure the contact doesn’t touch yr finger any more than the minimum amount- they will only stick to one surface, and that surface will become yr fingie with very little provocation

if it’s not forming a perfect bowl shape, it’s not going in

nature (the jojo’s bizarre adventure subreddit) has healed

like a week or so ago, a girl posted a tier list about which stands would and wouldn’t be helpful for gender dysphoria and i am still thinking about it

Zuckerberg said the company is "aggressively" preemptively building up capacity to prepare for the arrival of superintelligence, where Meta will be "ideally positioned for a generational paradigm shift in many large opportunities."

no wonder CEOs think everybody’s jobs can be replaced by AI. their jobs are generating bullshit

my theory: all physical media should be as big as practically possible, and ideally you should see it spin when it's loading

a simple lemma here is that LTO tape is not that interesting but tape robots? absolutely great

I cannot imagine giving a single fuck if someone is abusing SNAP. If it's that easy, maybe you should be too. Paying for groceries when the government can allegedly be easily scammed into buying them for you? Skill issue

no one on earth is managing adhd like yolanda (my grandma, who invented adhd and was also the inspiration for lucille bluth)

earlier, she texted me “happy halloween tomorrow!” because we (as a people) simply CAN’T sleep on remembering what day it is going to be tomorrow.

…can u imagine the vibe shift, if the name of the band had been “big fiery furnaces” tho? we wouldn’t need a revival: they’d still be burning

one weird way horror nature is healing is that choosing cgi over practical gore effects has re-incentivized implying the gruesome results over showing them

people don’t want to watch a face get beaten in: we want to watch the beater’s face get blasted with diluted karo syrup out of a turkey baster

i guess they might even, like in auckland, respond to the question with respectful silence

…i assumed i was directly translating from american english to many of the other englishes. but i guess if you were walking by da club in mexico city and heard the song, they wouldn’t be like “puta!!”

well, yeah. if yr down under and a little to the right, they prefer “cunt”

i’m watching companion (2025) on a lark

and, like… i have given up on television and movies ever being good. but at least this movie has a bunch of fun actors who are having fun together in it

salt fat acid acid acid acid heat

carrying around the girls at the wedding and then emptying my bff’s uhaul the next night prepared me for the most physically-demanding task of all: putting some fuckin air into my truck’s fuckin tires

(the valve on one is busted, so getting it filled and capped was like swimming upriver)

NO.

halloween is a holiday for relief: we’ve harvested the fall crop, we’re making good time on preserving everything, it looks like we’ll have more than enough for winter, let’s carve some spooky faces into turnips and go “boo!” at each other and laugh because it’s going to GET cold and dark soon

still just, like… thinking about how jack from jack in the box canonically carries a weed vape in his pocket while he’s at work.

ah!!

not that i’m working on anything on my computer currently, but THIS is the type of situation i keep a big ol external hard drive nearby for: i almost lost my full music rarities collection the last time a pc suddenly went down!

It’s not enough but it’s something

I’M CLAPPING. one moment.

okay, i put down my phone to clap irl!

first panel of a spooky text adventure game by jack in the box. the format of these screenshots is: grey-green wall of text in a retro computer font, pixel sprite of a character, text input box outlined in the same grey-green color as the text. the sprite for this one is: a sapient black munchie meal box with purple detailing, including wayfarer sunglasses (with angry, black eyebrows over them) and skinny limbs ending in white cartoon gloves. the box is open, with large monster teeth (like… werewolf over vampire? the long, sharp canines are pretty far back on the box). inside its mouth sits curly fries, 2 tacos and… mozzarella sticks, i think. the text reads: You reach into Jack's pocket, grabbing his vape. "Hey! What are you doing?!" he exclaims, but you have a wild idea. With the Monster Munchie Meal looming ahead, you hold up the vape triumphantly. "We're going to hit this monster with the munchies!" In a bizarre twist, as you take a puff, the vape emits clouds of vapor that shimmer and swirl with colors. The Monster Munchie Meal pauses, dazed by the unexpectedly

immediate continuation from the last panel, reading: entertaining spectacle before it. Jack seizes the moment! "Quick! Combine the powers of the wape and our sauces! Let's unleash a Munchie Madness Blast!" He dives forward, grabbing some of the bubbling sauce to mix with the vape clouds. With a gleeful flourish, you both unleash the concoction toward the Monster Munchie Meal. It reels back, caught off guard, the vapor swirling around it like an absurd storm.

same sprite as the last one, but this is a new scene in response to a new prompt. text reads: You take a deep breath and approach the chaos that is the Monster Munchie Meal. "You know what? I think there's room for forgiveness. At this Jack in the Box, we practice transformative justice!" The Monster Munchie Meal stares at you, bewildered. "What do you mean? I was created to be the ultimate meal of destruction!" Jack chimes in, "Transformation is key! You don't have to be a threat to humanity. Join

a new scene following a new prompt. the sprite is: a pixelated jack (ping pong ball snowman-ass head with a yellow dunce hat, two blue dots for eyes, a small, black right triangle nose and a sheepish red smile. his FULL HUMAN HAND is waving at the player. the text reads: You gather your newfound friends, including Jack and Mozzie, and sprint back to the kitchen. Together, you prepare non-sapient foods—delicious, hot meals bursting with flavor. The mood shifts, transforming from fear to purpose as everyone pitches in. Jack smiles wide, "This is it! We'll deliver these meals to the unhoused nearby. A sustainable revolution requires that everyone be fed!™

what the fuck am i doing with my life

i love that hades said “and also there’s a ~*~mythical gun~*~” and then hades 2 said “and of course the ~*~mythical power armor~*~”

AHHHHH HADES 2 POST-CREDITS SECRET BOSS THO!!!!

i came here to drink water and piss. and i’m all out of piss

we’re the homosexual sons of unfulfilled fathers laura jane grace warned you about

<3 <3

i remembered baseball is the ass sport, and now i am all-in on baseball. shohei ohtani is the most important person in my world, and i’ve ALWAYS felt that way

panic! attack on the part of the 71 that was closed down and waze wouldn’t reroute me and i stumbled into my cousins’ house crying and then i saw some nice butts and they walked shohei AGAIN and now i’m home safe and going to play hades 2