NOSFERATU?!

im p much not gonna read a fic with smut so itd be cool to hav other options

yaaaa thatd be fun!

only a queen could permanently disable me. if it was lyme from a tickcel my body would’ve been able to fight it off

i bet the tick that gave me lyme disease wore gucci. i knowwwwww she was the hottest tick around.

steve and tommy 🥰

one time my dad got pulled over for speeding and he was like “sorry officer i’m trying to get my kid to the harry potter midnight release” and in the back was me in a full hufflepuff costume and a lightning scar on my head and i think he was so confused he let my dad off with a warning

guy who watches evil dead 1981 and calling their cabin their airbnb

its miley cyrus all over again

hes talking about the government oppressing us and how we need to stand up for each other like super serious tweet next is a retweet of steves nsfw “are you ready to 💦 big boy? watch as i fit a giant 🍆 into my tight little hole”

maya hawke is a nepo baby by definition but i’m gonna argue that her parents are now nepo babies to her too because theyre suddenly back in movies they’re everywhere

i love gecqua cuz it is literally a littlest pet shop.

ooo i love nancy using fighting type

“they had to shave my pombon for her surgery and now she looks like this and my boyfriend wont stop laughing :’(“

steve “wait to be realistic if i suck you do i have to turn into you?” eddie, already picking out steve’s eddie outfit “oh fuck yeah”

im thinking of 2008 cod dustin calling ppl gay and steves like but im gay and dustins like “ur gay positive not gay derogatory” and steves like oh ya that makes sense

steve harrington canonically a first person shooter gamer

this is the version steve insists on dressing up as
“its not his actual outfit” “do u think i care? i dont give a fuck about video games”

“kirby themed blowjob 🥺”

chrissy cunningham

eddie gets suspicious that steve might be doing this so he starts thirst posting about kirby to see if steve does sexy kirby (he does) and then eddie feels confident enough to take the shot

the only games ive fully played are resident evil 0 and 1 and resident evil 7. resident evil stans hate to see me coming. i killed mia and didnt even realize that i got the bad ending because of it.

im gonna be so honest ive never met leon kennedy personally i know him through my friend who stanned him. but every time i see smthn about him im like oh thats just resident evil au steve harrington

regular fanfiction is OUT horror fanfiction is IN. i want steddie that you would only find on creepypasta

i dont like these kinds of movies but i kinda want to watch it cuz its so steddie to me. no happy ending. eddie is rightfully terrified. steve is dangerous. robin is an enabler.

that new movie sweetness has got me thinking about stan steve and his best friend robin kidnapping rockstar eddie under the pretense of saving eddie from his drug abusing self destructive habits

fans commenting on steve’s vids: eddie is so lucky he gets to see this for free
eddie commenting: uh i pay the same price you do
fans: but you’re dating him???
eddie: ya so of course i’m gonna support my boyfriend’s small business…. you guys arent paying your friends?

gamer eddie munson and onlyfans model steve harrington and the only reason fans gets suspicious that they might be dating is because suddenly steve’s dressing up as leon kennedy

oh its banana cuz theyre at an ice cream shoppe. which would have bananas for banana splits

well he’s very naughty and doesnt deserve that