Chuck (they/them)

Dick Cheney died today. But honestly? I thought the fucker already had. 😂😂 #dickcheney #restinpiss #dead #ripdick #ripdickcheney #politics #vicepresident #vicepresidentcheney #vicepresidentdickcheney #georgewbush #politicians #deadpolitician #electionday #election25

How did we end up with two presidents in a row with dementia? There's got to be an age cut off of when you stop being eligible to run for president. Yes, I know young people can get early onset dementia, as I am one of those people. But this is ridiculous.

People in Seattle: homophobia is wrong
Also people in Seattle: eats enough Chik Fil A that the parking lots and drive throughs are always full.

People in Seattle: Christian Nationalism is wrong
Also people Seattle: shops at Hobby Lobby.

#seattle #homophobia #christiannationalism #hate #fascism

Ooooh ty!

Random question: where did you get your black clown nose?

YouTube video by Woodhull Freedom Foundation The Paradox of Legal Brothels in America: Pimping in Disguise

I created this presentation to graduate from Spokeshub, a SW advocacy group. It chronicles my brief stint working in a legal brothel in Nevada, which was hell. If you think legalization of the industry is the right thing, plz watch this.
youtu.be/IkIOFtpWlq8?...
#sexwork #sexworker #brothel #trauma

The cute #TheWoobles characters got me and I'm back to crocheting. It's enjoyable. They're called amigurumis and there's tons of free patterns and tutorials. Starting with the Woobles helped me a ton. #amigurumi #crochet #crocheting #fun #hobbies #woobles #fiberart #hobby #handmade #bats #Anglerfish

After my second bout with COVID, I contracted long-COVID. So, I don't need a third tango with it since I'm also chronically ill.

But yeah, I should've included an emoji to show that I was joking, oops 😅🤣

What "Dr" RFK is doing will lead to countless and needless deaths. All bc he's a kook. #saveus

The joke really wasn't about covid. The joke was about believing that vaccines cause autism and that I had found a loophole in not losing access to COVID boosters. I'm afraid of what it's going to do to the populace. But, I'm tired of crying, so gallows humor it is.

Sense of humor much?

If I already have Autism, can I still get #covid vaccine even after the guidelines change? I'm clearly already tainted. #covid19 #vaccine #covidvaccine #rfk #covidhumor #Autism #autismjoke #Autismvaccine #longcovid #audhd #neurodivergent #neurospicy #tism #covid2025 #covidbooster #humor #funny #joke

Rainbow accessory is a requirement!

I have a juicy fruit amount of taste left in my life to live

Only if you're gonna have time to read them!

just thinking for no reason about how the colloquialism “pull yourself up by your own bootstraps” originated as a sarcastic joke because it is an obviously impossible thing to do, and how everything wrong with America is encapsulated by the ease with which we now casually tell poor people to do it

That's wild

My weather app says that 81° is 'fair' weather. Lies. #Seattle #weather #heat #summer #hotweather #hot #pnw #toohot #forecast #weatherpatterns #meteorologist #meteorological #meteorology

Ope, busted

I hate ASMR. Anyone else feel this way? #asmr

"Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" has been renamed, "Divers, Drivers, and Lies." I don't know why either. #foodnetwork #guyfieri #cookingfood #celebritychef #cook #chef #food #foodie #cook #liar #lies #lying #foodreview #tripled #restaurant #restaurants #eat #eating #cookingtv #foodtv #yum #yummy

I got to be a part of an educational video for piercer training about piercing nipples on people who have had breast reductions. It was an amazing experience, and I've decided to get serious about pursuing a piercing apprenticeship. #piercing #nipple #nipplepiercing #piercer #lynnloheide #Seattle

Swedish First Hill ER has been my ER for decades and now I feel like I can never go back.

That little jackass baby

This was when it was fresh, y'all don't want to see it now.

The inside of a left lower leg with a skeleton flamingo tattoo with a Vessel mask from Sleep Token on its gace. Next to it are tattoos of yellow flowers with a tube of red lipstick. The top of a red ankle sock is showing. The name of the Flamingo is written on thw picture and is Jerry Vesselonius Token. @mxbats is in text across the leg vertically.

Dealing with insensitive doctors and nurses is nothing new to me. Any chronically ill person will have horror stories. The laughter is seared into my brain #emergencyroom #medicine #doctors #trauma #chronicillness #sick #ill #sickness #illness #disability #disabled #chronicpain #medicalptsd #cruelty

I had to visit the #ER on Saturday for an infected tattoo. In the nursing station by my room, the #nurses cruelly laughed while trying to foist my care onto each other. Medical #PTSD is real and documented, but it's not talked about enough.

My sweet plant setup is getting a major upgrade. Next is lights which arrive on Sunday. It's an IKEA Vittsjo with wheels that I sourced from Daddy Bezos. #plant #plants #plantlife #plantparent #succulent #succulents #tropicalplant #tropicalplants #planting #plantobsessed #plantobsession

It's raining in Seattle right now like Grey's Anatomy says it does. #greysanatomy #drama #dramatic #TV #television #tvshow #drbailey #tvdrama #rain #raining #weather #comedy #joke #Seattle #hospital

I present to you: $ 3's worth of 10-year-old paranormal smut, as determined by #halfpricebooks 🤣🪦🦇🧛‍♂️🩸🍆🍑 #smut #paranormalsmut #paranormalromance #vampiresmut #vampires #werewolves #werewolfsmut #faeriesmut #books #secondhand #read #reading #readsmut #smutreader #bigmoney #readbooks #read25 #read2025