JJ

A chihuahua eating a melon

Ahem.

game time

i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off

Girl I’ve been tired since I was born. Do you mean to tell me its about to get worse??!

A very red sky for this morning’s sunrise due to the Saharan sand plumes

The Saharan Dust plumes caused a very red and Martian-looking sunrise over Leith this morning.

Question: How do you stop being tired because I’ve tried literally everything?

Well, that didn't last long... what is it about 5 games that they ported to PC?

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

Morning. Start the day clean and fresh.

God knows that if I do it wrong they'll drop a ton of bricks on my head and bitch about the contractor fucking everything up.

One thing that's consistent when working as a contractor is that your clients expect you to get started and do the work immediately with zero training or onboarding. Time and time again. I'm not a moron but maybe show me what your process is and how the system works before telling me to start

A picture of a man who just woke up and is very tired

Oh god do I have to do this again?

He has never, ever got a top on.

First day at new job today. Awake early to get ready and was so tired I slammed my pinkie in the fridge door.

THE Andy!!!!!!

WHO is this little Rat with one ear??

Group photo at my place with 8 of my friends

FRENS

I’m not finding a way. Of course. Controlling your consumption of everything is their goal. They don’t want you to have any choice.

Global warming solves their problem of not being able to access and mine Greenland’s resources. That’s why they deny theres a problem, have stopped measuring climate change, and are increasing the use of fossil fuels.

The climate crisis is also part of the plan. Where is the ice melting fastest on Earth? Greenland. Where is there a recently discovered abundance of untapped oil and mineral resources? Greenland. Where is the US trying to annexe? Greenland.

This is what it looks like when someone has no fucking clue what psychotic billionaires are like. They won’t even let us have universal healthcare?? HELLO?? What makes him think they’ll send us home with a check to do whatever we please??

I do! A Candeleggbra.

DIPPY EGGS. BOOM.

I have no doubt!

Thats some bougie eggs!

British folks: What do you call boiled eggs with lil strips of toast?

I call em Dippy Eggs, but I don't think I used to call them that as a kid and can't remember. One of my friends calls them Eggy Soldiers.

Yeah.

What the hell?

Overall, I'd say Horror was having a really strong moment right now. You've got X, Pearl, Maxxxine, Fall, Smile 1 & 2, The Substance, Weapons, Sinners. There's a lot of good ones absolutely smashing it when compared to the rest of film right now.