JJ

THE Andy!!!!!!

WHO is this little Rat with one ear??

Group photo at my place with 8 of my friends

FRENS

I’m not finding a way. Of course. Controlling your consumption of everything is their goal. They don’t want you to have any choice.

Global warming solves their problem of not being able to access and mine Greenland’s resources. That’s why they deny theres a problem, have stopped measuring climate change, and are increasing the use of fossil fuels.

The climate crisis is also part of the plan. Where is the ice melting fastest on Earth? Greenland. Where is there a recently discovered abundance of untapped oil and mineral resources? Greenland. Where is the US trying to annexe? Greenland.

This is what it looks like when someone has no fucking clue what psychotic billionaires are like. They won’t even let us have universal healthcare?? HELLO?? What makes him think they’ll send us home with a check to do whatever we please??

I do! A Candeleggbra.

DIPPY EGGS. BOOM.

I have no doubt!

Thats some bougie eggs!

British folks: What do you call boiled eggs with lil strips of toast?

I call em Dippy Eggs, but I don't think I used to call them that as a kid and can't remember. One of my friends calls them Eggy Soldiers.

Yeah.

What the hell?

Overall, I'd say Horror was having a really strong moment right now. You've got X, Pearl, Maxxxine, Fall, Smile 1 & 2, The Substance, Weapons, Sinners. There's a lot of good ones absolutely smashing it when compared to the rest of film right now.

I was dragged to the cinema to see this and it was so so sooooooo bad. Absolutely fucking terrible film. And that's even when someone I knew showed up in it.

Yeah but nobody meets now so Gaydar was doing it better.

But I used to meet LOADS of guys off Gaydar.

Thanks Apps for gamifying dating.

Because cinematography is dead.

Documentarians.

Meth. TONS of Meth.

Shirtless selfie

Feeling skinty.

I still think about Sophie Anderson a lot.

It better because this is the stupidest change they could have come up with.

Marge sipping tea

I mean their whole industry farms on people’s insecurities about their bodies. One PT in his DM tried the angle of “are you worried you aren’t masculine enough” and I hope he stubs his toe daily for the rest of his life. Toxic predatory nonsense.

The AUDACITY of Instagram PTs to message me saying “I’m guessing you’ve got some fitness goals, am I right? Haha”. Negging me is not going to get you my business. Also what is it with these PTs specifically preying on Gay Men and making that their entire business model? Its so sus to me.

Oh wait. She unfollowed EVERYONE. Not just Slayyyter. But for some reason the Charli XCX fan twitter decided to single this out?

Why is Charli XCX beefing with Slayyyter? Can she not have a day off?