I keep seeing people say "I didn't have that on my bingo card. "
Where y'all getting all these bingo cards from?
Also, just so you know, the vast majority of things won't be on your bingo card. That's how bingo works. Otherwise it'd be really easy to win.
28.02.2026 00:04 —
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I left my living room for ten seconds during this episode to get a soda and when I came back it was live action.
27.02.2026 20:18 —
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Bitte orca, orca bitte!
Bitte orca, orca bitte!
Bitte orca, orca bitte!
Bitte orca, orca bitte!
26.02.2026 15:09 —
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Ahh, thank you!
25.02.2026 19:59 —
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Looking at a cover by @rachaelstott.bsky.social from an unannounced thing that just knocked the fucking breath out of my lungs.
I'm just walking around my apartment going "holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit..."
25.02.2026 18:50 —
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Did they announce the creative teams? Asking for an enemy.
22.02.2026 03:58 —
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That was a banger.
21.02.2026 13:36 —
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Tweet reads: someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been
Saw it opening weekend and hated it so much, lololllol.
20.02.2026 20:34 —
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Comic book writers don't write the words and phrases I learned from comics as a kid. No one's out there stealing baubles or not asking for quarter and giving none anymore. And who shall lead them? How would I know, these days. Instead comics today are only about the damn scorpion and the frog
20.02.2026 15:15 —
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Absolute has been "absolutely batshit crazy," in terms of sales, and Marvel Rivals have driven new readers into stores, per Murray. And the new formats like Compact Comics are delivering for these new readers as well.
19.02.2026 16:52 —
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This conversation my partner had with their three-year-old... 😆
18.02.2026 18:40 —
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Two panels from the Monstro Mechanica comic book series. Isabel, Leonardo da Vinci's apprentice and currently also drunk, asks Alessandro, grandson of Lorenzo 'The Magnificent' Medici and most handsome man in Florence who the new captain of the guard will be. Alessandro says me. Isabel asks since when. Alessandro responds since Tuesday. Isabel then looks at him with an expression that says wut.
I've been wanting to include Isabel and Alessandro from Monstro Mechanica in my #ValentinesDay art posts as well, but sadly we never really had the chance to hook them up properly.
I made damn sure to take *every* opportunity to draw them gradually realizing they're kinda into each other, though 🥰
16.02.2026 00:42 —
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I don't disagree!
14.02.2026 20:02 —
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Jaysus
14.02.2026 20:01 —
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Can't believe it's already been a week since that nurse lectured at me for half an hour about keto dieting, buddhism, ableist bullshit and wild conspiracy theories ("Bill Gates invented GMOs to sterilize poor people") while I just lay in my hospital bed, reminding myself she controls my health.
14.02.2026 19:56 —
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Glucose now being continually monitored.
14.02.2026 04:16 —
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WAIT, is injecting heroin as easy and painless as insulin???
14.02.2026 01:35 —
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Hell yeah
13.02.2026 20:27 —
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I was so terrified of insulin for years and it turns out giving yourself non-painful little pokes in the belly is actually kind of fun!
...shit, I need to write a children's book about this, don't I?
12.02.2026 21:06 —
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Back in the gym today. I did five easy two-minute rows with a thirty to sixty second break in between, and then ten air squats.
That was genuinely one of the hardest workouts of my life, haha.
12.02.2026 17:36 —
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The hospital gave me two types of insulin, which I admit seems excessive, but one of them just brings it down after meals and the other is long-term and keeps me healthy in the long run.
They approved the after-meal band-aid but not the one that keeps me healthy.
11.02.2026 20:53 —
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I almost died and these evil motherfuckers won't approve my insulin, and then ask me if I'd be willing to "hang on the line to answer a brief survey about this call" after they tell me so.
11.02.2026 20:47 —
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Tread on me.
11.02.2026 16:33 —
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Ope, crash.
11.02.2026 15:07 —
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...weirdly good except when I break down crying several times a day, I just realized I forgot about that part because i'm feeling weirdly good right now!!!!
11.02.2026 06:50 —
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I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
11.02.2026 06:47 —
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Been feeling weirdly good the last day or so and I just realized...I think it's because if I hadn't called 911 when I did I wouldn't be here, and once the danger passed my brain kicked into some kind of defying-death adrenaline rush.
Not looking forward to the crash but that's tomorrow's problem.
11.02.2026 06:47 —
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The hospital should have made sure my insulin meds were approved by my insurance before they released me.
10.02.2026 18:36 —
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Thank you! You as well.
08.02.2026 19:57 —
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