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Comics writer (Hollow Heart, Past the Last Mountain, Tet, Marvel Rivals, TMNT and GI Joe stuff, much more), letterer and editor. Writing instructor at Comics Experience. they // them paul.allor @ gmail www.paulallor.com

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Just had another "I need to call my mom and tell her about this!" moment. Coming up on 4 years since her death.

Anyway, thanks, Panera Bread, for putting black bean soup back on the menu, she would have really appreciated it!

06.10.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Growing up in San Antonio I was aware of it through cultural osmosis, but I don't think I ever saw a second of it, ha.

05.10.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I...can I say I think the pop singer's music is terrible now without being killed?????

Or like, only this album, or like, only if I was a fan before? What are the rules?

03.10.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walking on Sunshine

03.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Argh, this is an older version of the cover, I've fixed the bottom of the w and a couple other things.

03.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hell of a cover, too.

03.10.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is such a wild overshare but I also made myself laugh really hard about it.

...and I literally have a short memoir comic about my childhood abuse written and coming out in the next couple years, so eh.

03.10.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
03.10.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Charles Schulz's Peanuts and baseball โ€” The Fan Files An interview with Charles M Schulz Museum curator Benjamin Clark

It's Charlie Brown's 75th anniversary today! To celebrate, check out my conversation with @benjaminlclark.com about Peanuts and baseball over at @thefanfiles.bsky.social
www.thefanfiles.com/articles/cha...

02.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A conversation between Batman and Robin about the batmobile's gearbox. Batman says it has thirteen gears, followed by a picture of the stick, which shows only thirteen slots. Here's the thing: I don't actually care if it's inaccurate, no one should, and I'm just making a funny little joke. But typing all this out for the alt text makes it seem very serious and I feel like it's giving the wrong impression of my intent.

A conversation between Batman and Robin about the batmobile's gearbox. Batman says it has thirteen gears, followed by a picture of the stick, which shows only thirteen slots. Here's the thing: I don't actually care if it's inaccurate, no one should, and I'm just making a funny little joke. But typing all this out for the alt text makes it seem very serious and I feel like it's giving the wrong impression of my intent.

...no reverse?

03.10.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A friend who isn't in fiLm dIScOurSe cIRclES asked what I thought of one battle after another and I said, "I really loved it...it definitely wasn't perfect."

"That seems like a weird qualifier."

"Well, a lot of people are saying..."

02.10.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Butch and Sundance scene.
Butch: What's the matter with you?

Butch and Sundance scene. Butch: What's the matter with you?

Butch and Sundance scene.
Sundance: An asteroid might hit the moon in 2032!

Butch and Sundance scene. Sundance: An asteroid might hit the moon in 2032!

Butch and Sundance scene.
Butch: Hahahahahahahahahahahah. Are you crazy?

Butch and Sundance scene. Butch: Hahahahahahahahahahahah. Are you crazy?

Butch and Sundance scene.
Butch: The global warming will probably kill you!

Butch and Sundance scene. Butch: The global warming will probably kill you!

02.10.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had a fried egg sandwich and salad at a local bar and an old man at the bar stared at me and provided RUNNING COMMENTARY on me EATING.

"Salad slipping off the fork there, eh?"
"The eggs here are pretty good!"
"Big sandwich. They'll make you a half order if you ask."
"You got a tomato slipping out!"

01.10.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, my dear lord, I just made myself tear up a little bit while working on the ending -- in outline form -- of a (redacted redacted redacted), and when I can un-redact this in late 2026/early 2027 you are going to laugh at me so fucking hard.

01.10.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This season's Super Bowl halftime performer was supposed to be a racist country singer.

Conservative podcasters SPECIFICALLY requested it!!!

30.09.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It really was a rather prescient book.

29.09.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That 70mm IMAX theater audience was One Bro-Dude After Another.

29.09.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making a movie about a guy who gets into a lot of fights, but only in the morning.

It's called Another Battle? After One?

28.09.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have access to all of these ingredients but also have diabetes, it's like an O. Henry story.

28.09.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think maybe genuinely part of my brain's confusion is that I've never watched a Marvel movie more than once, and when I sit down to watch a movie on a Friday night, it's not gonna be that.

No shade, just speaking from my own personal experience.

28.09.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last night a friend texted me that she was watching "Mabel's Infinity War" and I was like, "Mabel's Infinity War? Wow, that sounds cool. Is it, like, a sci-fi mumblecore thing, like Safety Not Guaranteed?" And then a couple hours ago I went, "ohhhhh, I think I see what happened."

28.09.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tweet from X with video of an ICE arrest outside Chicago, by @EricLDaugh, and the text reads "BREAKING: Federal Agents just PUMMELLED TO THE GROUND" a leftist and lit up the remaining rioters with stin bals, outside the ICE facility near Chicago.

Could watch this on repeat.

Listen to him scream like a child. The sound of ACCOUNTABILITY.

And the quote tweet (from me) reads 

If this dork had said,  "I'm glad ICE is breaking up this protest," I'd be like, "I disagree."

But you don't get to spent hours posting "LISTEN to the SCREAMS of this liberal (I should have typed leftists, it's three a.m.) being brutally detained! I could masturbate to this ALL NIGHT!"  and then say the left celebrates violence.

A tweet from X with video of an ICE arrest outside Chicago, by @EricLDaugh, and the text reads "BREAKING: Federal Agents just PUMMELLED TO THE GROUND" a leftist and lit up the remaining rioters with stin bals, outside the ICE facility near Chicago. Could watch this on repeat. Listen to him scream like a child. The sound of ACCOUNTABILITY. And the quote tweet (from me) reads If this dork had said, "I'm glad ICE is breaking up this protest," I'd be like, "I disagree." But you don't get to spent hours posting "LISTEN to the SCREAMS of this liberal (I should have typed leftists, it's three a.m.) being brutally detained! I could masturbate to this ALL NIGHT!" and then say the left celebrates violence.

And I do mean HOURS, dude spent his whole evening and night just posting like a dozen arrest videos and fist-bumping with like-minded fascis--oh, sorry, that word promotes violence, sorry.

Like-minded enthusiasts of using paramilitary power to crush political opposition to a charismatic leader.

28.09.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People who like Berserk... do you feel like it's great right away, or do you feel like it's kind of pretty bad at first but then if a hypothetical person were to stick with it it would get better later?

28.09.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the worst thing about living in new york would be getting on the subway and seeing the Subway Takes guy sitting there.

I imagine it must happen to the typical new yorker three, maybe four times a week.

27.09.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Someone please come take my phone away.

27.09.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I reposted this before I read it through, and can I just say, holy crap, that's an amazing deal for ryan's art.

27.09.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
8x10 Gray ink sketch of Apocalypse from x-men

8x10 Gray ink sketch of Apocalypse from x-men

Honestly, I could use a few $50 sketch orders this week. 8x10 inch, gray, any character you want. Iโ€™ll put a lot of love into it. $50+$10 shipping paypal: funrama@gmail.com

26.09.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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A thing that happens to me sometimes is someone on the internet will be jokingly mad about something I wrote. So I'll lightheartedly respond. And then I'll realize they weren't joking.

And then I usually respond to that by joking.

27.09.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude in my apartment courtyard is blasting out creed and singing along at the top of his lungs and I am like 90% sure he's singing badly on purpose as a joke.

I understand people having fun, but I don't understand people thinking "I should have fun in a way is wildly inconsiderate of others."

26.09.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

And thank you for contributing to the down payment in your professional capacity, lol.

26.09.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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