So… no one’s gonna stop him? 😿

I LOVED this book. It made me feel… things. 🥲

Every time I think about Jan 6, I immediately think of this photo. The ENTIRE situation was so completely unserious on both sides 😭

Hey! Some of us were born in the 90’s! We’re not “so” old yet! We’re just “regular ol” old 😭

It may or may not be based on my life’s story. Unfortunately, in-app purchases are required for additional backstory 💀

Don’t forget you have to give the crying baby a makeover or the dad won’t accept it when he makes it out of the pit 😩

My puppy has developed a strange new habit of popping on shoes - specifically, MINE. He just pooped on a pair of black Uggs that were discontinued and I jus-

I really need to finish editing the first vid for my YT channel, but I sit down and immediately get overwhelmed 😭

I had the stupid butterfly keyboard replaced on my 2018 MBP TWICE and the keys started sticking again around Thanksgiving. I broke down and bought a new one for Christmas I’m STILL mad 😭

This was the first yr I didn’t use Amazon for my Christmas shopping since I reached adulthood. Cheers to many, many more years of NOT supporting a greedy oligarchical plutocracy! 🥂✨

Help! Why am I seeing so many cats??? 😭😭😭

Pervis: THIS WEBPAGE IS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD! *Pervis clicks refresh button the same instant the page loads* CLICK *Pervis's spirit departs the body*

glad to be here!