henderly

imho it should be a law that if you can't tell me how much bread or milk costs that you don't get to lecture retail employees about how things 'should' be run

every time i have to deal with a rich person is a true test of my patience and professionalism

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

me: "well if you french have anything, it's the audacity."
d: "i think you mean de gaulle."

nothing inspires more love and instant exhaustion like the look my sweetheart gives me right before dropping the world's worst pun

Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...

every time an article like this pops up, all i can think about is how they made jimmy carter sell his peanut farm

Trad wives are actresses selling non-nude fetish pornography to sexist men. Far be it from me to shit on a woman's hustle, though. I wish I could pretend to pick berries and get thousands of dollars from losers but I can't do the dead-inside face good enough.

Hand written sign at shop reading “WE HAVE” “CHICKEN” “NOODLE” “SOUP”

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

bumper sticker that reads 'i hate tyler smith' in a loopy, not-quite-cursive live laugh love font.

the way i stared at this and tried to figure out if tyler smith is someone famous or something

you wouldn’t download a hockey team

screenshot of shazam, showing that a song is called 'surprise money all the time' by 2nap4sure. thw album art shows a blue haired white woman laying in bed with her eyes closed with dolla4 bills, dollar signs made of clouds, and music notes floating around her head. yellow text at the bottom of the image says "phenomenally powerful music: manifest money while you sleep"

95 minutes on hold with the state and finally decided to shazam the music that's playing.
interesting choice.

I need menswear guy to get into wrestling so he can talk about suits in wrestling

Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.

BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.

If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.

accidentally got someone else's dinner delivered to my house and tbh i am judging the fuck out of their choices. like, who the hell pays for someone to deliver *minute maid* to their fucking house???

serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them

Big day for people who care about other people

[Exit Clown.]

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Duane Roberts

Duane Roberts, the inventor of the frozen burrito, has died at 88 years old.

y'girl has two funerals to attend today, both starting at the same damn time. dia de los muertos indeed.

john tavares please put your magic amulet to work

how do i tell companies that i would rather put a gun in my mouth than have ai summarize the charmingly long-winded and lovingly written emails and messages i get from my much older relatives

happy birthday jasper!!!

There is more than enough funding for SNAP. The Trump administration is using food insecurity as a political weapon.

and may we present you with:

yesterday i put on a black turtleneck and my s/o said i looked like the rock. so i threw a blazer on over it and then was immediately told i looked like christian cage.
womp womp.

rewatching LOST and it's reaffirming my belief that just because someone has a doctorate doesn't mean that they're trustworthy or smart

landscape photo. its summer, everything is a lush green. there is a small pond surrounded by pine trees and thick green grass. in the foreground there are purple flowers.

landscape photo- same as the first, but in fall a year later. the green grass is brown, there are red leaves lining the pond in the middle of the photo. the sky is grey with rainclouds.

summer 2024/ fall 2025

i bet i would get less than 10 states in before i run out of gas