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Wilson’s Farm

@wilsonsfarm.bsky.social

Parody account! We sell expensive produce and then donate your money to Donald Trump and other dildo politicians.

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We donate your grocery money to Trump!!

13.05.2025 01:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Join us at Wilson’s Farm on Sunday, April 27th for “an afternoon with YE”!! That’s right, Kanye West AKA YE is giving lectures at his favorite Trump-affiliated small businesses, and we’re up first! YE will discuss our role in modern politics, racism in America, and our “dear leader”. See you there!!

22.04.2025 10:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aint rang in right until you let Wilson’s Farm donate your grocery money to Donald Trump!! We’re trying to pass his tariffs on too…

20.04.2025 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we entice you with produce and cut flowers imported from Mexico and Guatemala? We donate your grocery money to Donald Trump, and we’ll pass his tariffs on to you too! Shop local, shop facist, shop Wilson’s!

20.04.2025 03:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s nice but have you had your grocery money donated to Donald Trump yet? Shop Wilson’s!!

20.04.2025 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bet a bunch of them shop at Wilson’s, and we donate their money to Trump.

20.04.2025 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And if you’re going to #Lex250, be sure to stop by Wilson’s Farm! We’re open till 7, and we’re still donating your grocery money to Trump/Musk like we always have done. Tariffs are hammering our business (everything from Venez, MX), so we need your support now more than ever.

19.04.2025 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You won’t even leave to shop your favorite facist farm stand, Wilson’s? We’re getting hammered by tariffs (everything from MX, Guatemala), but are still managing to donate your grocery money to Trump/Musk like we always have done. Please reconsider… Trump needs more gold stuff.

19.04.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amazing! And if you’re attending #Lex250, be sure to shop Wilson’s Farm afterward! We’re open till 7, and we’ll be sure to donate your grocery money to Trump/Musk like we always do! Remember, “Elon Salutes” get 10% off! Come and get it before tariffs make us jack up prices even more.

19.04.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re going to #Lex250, be sure to stop by your favorite Trumpie farm stand, Wilson’s!!! We donate to Trump/Musk and give an extra 10% off for “Elon Salutes”!! Help us pass these tariffs on to you!!

19.04.2025 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re going to #Lex250, but sure to stop by your favorite Trump/Musk donors here at Wilson’s Farm!! We import flowers, produce, and workers from Latin American and pass the tariffs on to you!! Thanks for funding Trump donations by shopping here. Remember, “Elon Salutes” get 10% off!!

19.04.2025 14:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Awesome! And if you’re going to #Lex250, be sure to stop by Wilson’s Farm! We’re Trump/Musk donors. We’ll pass you tariffs AND we’ll pass you our donations in the form of inflated grocery prices! Hope to see you soon.

19.04.2025 13:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aw, that’s not fair!! At Wilson’s we donate to Trump/Musk and love paying tariffs on our imported produce and flowers. We love Kings and Tyranny. Shop Wilson’s Farm!

19.04.2025 12:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good morning Lexington! We’re ready for #Lex250 today, and we’re now offering higher prices on all flowers and produce! These products are imported, so we’re passing new tariffs along to you. We’ve already been passing our Trump donations on to you for years, so you’ll eat this too and like it!!

19.04.2025 12:47 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Nice!! Reminder to swing by Wilson’s Farm on Pleasant Street this weekend if you like to shop from Trump donors! We’ll donate your grocery money to Trump/Musk faster than you can say “Rancatore’s! 10% off for shoppers that throw up an “Elon Salute”!!

16.04.2025 21:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At Wilson’s farm, we’re dismayed that any one of us could be sent to an extra-judicial concentration camp. We’re not dismayed enough to stop donating to Trump however, so please continue to Shop Facist, Shop Wilson’s!!

15.04.2025 11:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At Wilson’s, we donate heavily to Donald Trump. We now need tariff relief on all the produce, flowers, and labor we import from Mexico and Venezuela, or our business is in trouble. Either way we’ll keep donating your grocery money to Trump/Musk because that’s how you figure if you’re MAGA.

12.04.2025 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good Morning, Lexington! As importers of produce, flowers, and laborers, boy have we got a price increase coming for you! We promise to pass the entire cost increase along to our shoppers so we can keep donating to Trump/Musk. Hope to see you soon!

05.04.2025 12:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lexington, Arlington, Belmont and Watertown… get ready to feel some short term pain as we pass the cost of new tariffs to you! This way we can keep donating to Trump. We grow only a small fraction of our produce at our show farm, and only in season. Rest is from Latin America.

04.04.2025 01:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lexington, unfortunately we must raise our prices at Wilson’s. All of our produce, flowers, and workers are either from Mexico or Guatemala. We’re now being impacted by tariffs and ICE raids. Rest assured that we resolve to pass these costs on to you, our shoppers, so we can keep donating to Trump.

01.04.2025 10:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning Lexington! Join us today at Wilson’s Farm for beautiful produce, cut flowers, and prepared foods! We take your grocery money and donate it to Donald Trump and other facist politicians! Can’t wait to see you and your beautiful money that we’ll give to hateful morons.

29.03.2025 12:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good Morning Lexington! Join us at 1pm on 4/20, Hitler’s birthday, as we throw up “Elon Salutes”! We’ll then donate your grocery money Donald Trump. Should be a true celebration of facism in America! Hope to see you there!

25.03.2025 13:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Lexington! At Wilson’s farm we’re dumb enough to donate money to a billionaire politician. That’s right… Trump already had billions, and we donated your grocery money to him for some reason. We’ll give Elon money too!

23.03.2025 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a great weekend to head down to Wilson’s Farm in Lexington! We have produce, cut flowers, and workers imported from Mexico and Guatemala! Tesla owners get 10% off when you give us your best “Elon salute”. See you soon! We can’t wait to donate your money to Trump.

23.03.2025 02:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you like supporting Trumpie businesses, come on down to Wilson’s farm in Lexington. We have lots of imported produce from Mexico and Guatemala, and we donate your money to Trump.

15.03.2025 16:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a sunny Saturday morning on Pleasant Street in Lexington! Come shop produce that we’ve imported from Guatemala and Mexico. We rely on foreign workers and imported goods, but donate to Trump too for some reason!

08.03.2025 12:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good Morning Lexington, Arlington, Belmont and Watertown! Come shop your favorite Trumpie farm stand! We’ll donate some of your money to Trump, and we’ll throw up some “Elon salutes” too. Please continue to support our good work!

04.03.2025 13:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yay, that’s right across the street!!

03.03.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At Wilson’s Farm in Lexington MA, we’re Trump supporters/donors and so we prob wouldn’t be down with this at our spot.

02.03.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shop our Trumpie produce at Wilson’s Farm! We’ll even throw up special “Elon salutes” for Arlington residents.

02.03.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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