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@mjelly96.bsky.social

I like video games and sports. #TridentsUp #RipCity #GoHawks I write code sometimes but only for the bit.

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#TBAGTWTC

01.11.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Blazers win was so awesome. I'm excited for this team to get Scoot back

01.11.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the new wallet meta

31.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems kinda weird that Donald Trump was in charge during the two longest federal government shutdowns (2019 and present) and they've now gone longer than every other shutdown combined πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ oh well I'm sure it's nothing

31.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's θ‘ŒγγΎγ—γ‚‡γ† this bitch

30.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This plus the "Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are official" news are the epitome of we do not have time for this lmao

28.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man I forgot Ayton was on the Lakers now

28.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dan Quinns career arc is so funny. DC mastermind behind the best Seahawks teams of all time, HC of a Falcons team that was decent but will be remembered forever by 28-3, HC of a Washington team that is Extremely Midβ„’

28.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ayy I got Taylor and Boswell also. Tucker Kraft also put up generational numbers for me this week

27.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like it better than our previous identity of "if the offense slacks for even half a second we lose" 😭

25.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've turned into the Pacers of recent years who I always hated playing.. Aggressive full court defense and streak-y breakneck offense

25.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Undefeated in the Tiago Splitter era 😏

25.10.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2014 Spurs legend Tiago Splitter??

23.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

23.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4561    πŸ” 1798    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 28

Carls Jr. cored

23.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ not surprised in the slightest

23.10.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do tell! I've got the March 2020 press conference where he touched the mics and then was the NBA's patient zero on my list

23.10.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gobert* 😭

23.10.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also we still hate Govert in this household for that (non) goaltend in February 2020... we don't forget

23.10.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Respect to Ant Edwards when he's not playing against us though

23.10.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine needing 41 points to beat the 2025 Blazers πŸ™„

23.10.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Country A makes 36 cell phones, keeps 24 of them, and then trades them to Country B for 12x4 = 48 TVs... that's my line of thought πŸ€”

22.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

B? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

22.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I say "like a clock" and "HOLY SHIFT" with the hand movements all the time

21.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Synth pop, mostly

21.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My coworker asked me if I'd heard any good music lately and I straight up said no

This shit hurts, man

21.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pepe frog sticking a fork in an electrical socket, wearing a Seattle Mariners hat

Pepe frog sticking a fork in an electrical socket, wearing a Seattle Mariners hat

21.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cal and Julio getting it done in Game 7... Huge πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ”±

21.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bag of cheddar jalapeΓ±o flavored Cheetos on an office desk top

A bag of cheddar jalapeΓ±o flavored Cheetos on an office desk top

I'm doing my part 🫑 go M's

20.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GENOOOOOOOOO

18.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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