Joshsplaining 🏳️‍⚧️

Things I have learned about life: don’t hoard stickers waiting to put them on stuff. Stick those SOB’s on everything. Now!!!

Oh yeah one therapy told me I should watch “The L Word,” and described her other trans male client as a “former lesbian” (he’s super gay btw). Another one, a cis lesbian, told me all about the time she took low dose T to cure her low libido and it didn’t work.

Ordering dinner:

Me: You know there’s a goose in the drive-thru, right?

Panera worker: Yeah, he does that. His name is Jeff.

Can’t spell idea without DEI.

You ever get the notification that it’s two of your not-as-close friends’ birthdays and then you immediately wonder if they are secretly the same person?

I normally ignore them but the trailer for the live action Lilo and Stitch is perfection.

I don’t think they should allow two ads featuring Henry Winkler in a row. Even if one of the ads is just him voicing that Direct TV pigeon.

I tried watching “Nosferatu” but it’s just way too…. Heterosexual. And I mean that as an insult.

A friend of mine was escorted out of a hospital by security for “upsetting the other patients”. She had been telling them how they botched a routine surgery and subsequently how much her bills were.

I looked at the weather app and it’s -17🌡️. Wait, that’s not right, it’s set to Celcius not Fahrenheit. I get it switched over. It’s 1🌡️. Much better.

Had a dream I went back to Japan as a teacher but then my mom visited and both myself and my mom had mental breakdowns and ended up in a Japanese mental health asylum and it was pretty nice except all of the food had either tentacles or offal in it. Anyway sounds about right.

Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.

Can anyone explain why the names Karl and Karla are really hot, and Carl and Carla really not hot whatsoever?

Hoping for a better 2025.

@jendurbent.bsky.social hi happy new year! Thinking about you

I’m sorry. I love you and you are important. You are amazing. And you deserve happiness.

That looks awesome

Elon chop chop get going to Mars alons-y

Not sure if I should tell Meijer that in regard to the ramen in their vegan section, Tonkotsu means “pork bone”. Ingredient list confirmed pork and milk.

2:43 am thoughts… does the Hat Man count as a cryptid?

It’s weird. Lots of “followers” but not much engagement.

Love this new hoodie

The regularity that firefighters come to my home to help with my mom who can’t walk is fairly lost on me. I really should get more pictures for my friends who think firefighters are hot.

Why would a person want to be the Joe Rogan of the left instead of being funny?

Throwback to the woman I overheard telling her relatives she couldn’t come home for Christmas because there’s a warrant out for her in TN and she’s worried her mom will rat her out.

This is definitely one of the worst Christmases I’ve ever had, but fingers crossed that it can only get better from here.

Highlight was me trying to watch the Beyonce halftime show and my mom complaining that Beyonce’s success must be based on the size of her thighs.

This album changed me deeply. Truly.

The US has a long history of being scared of things they can't accurately define - gender, Communism, socialism, pornography... There should be a rule that if you can't discuss a topic eloquently and accurately for at least 5 minutes, you can't legislate on it.

Note to myself: name memoir of my time in Japan “Trash Panda”