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@selcouth420.bsky.social

which one of yas forgot to flush the toilet after they've hed their shet? it wasnt me! well it was fockin one of yas! disgustang!

29 Followers  |  9 Following  |  65 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  1.8013

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yesss my shrine is coming along fabulously.... plus extra heh

07.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GAAGAAGAAAGAAAGAAAHG NURTTTTTSSSS NURRRRRTTTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

06.11.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this was literally last night

06.11.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@ahhchoo.bsky.social will beat me over the head with an oversized donkey Kong mallet to death at comic con in 2053. I had a vision last night.

04.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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how i look unable to sleep because im yearning to be cherished and adored instead #yearn

27.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have NO MOMEY!

19.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*scratches the side of ur car with my boner,* ah, so sorry.

17.10.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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im starting a link shrine will update when its further along.... stay tuned.....

17.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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how it feels to steal from hobby lobby

16.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes, I do still unironically listen to PPAP. yes I love it so much.

13.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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alt girls and their gay bsf

13.10.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YEAAAHH, YEAHHHHH RAPTURED YOUR OWN PEOPLE YOU PURPLE IDIOIT!!! THATS WHY YOUR BIG 😭😭😭πŸ”₯

24.09.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@ramatttra FUCK YOU!!!! FYCK YOUUUUUU!!!!@ IM CALLING YOU OUT @RAMATRA

24.09.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ANOTHER ABSOLUTE BANGER

21.09.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope one day I take a DNA test and it turns out that im 98% Neanderthal. #thedream

21.09.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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just sharted

20.09.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the reason we dont see JD vance much in public is because donald trump has him locked away in the white house pumping his young breast milk for donald to drink in hopes it'll make him youthful again

18.09.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

baka im unfollowong!

18.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"theyre just really close like brothers" and they're grinding on eachother lowkey

18.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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FEERK YAH

18.09.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like im not meant to be me, im meant to be a single young trailer boy with an appreciation for music. I would play purple rain and grill some burgers as I stare off into the trailer park. maybe id have a beer or 2. maybe nothing matters in another life and thats a good thing. im a trailer boy

18.09.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bro ai will be like overwatch soon watch you'll get ur man

14.09.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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airpods and their case

14.09.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel like farting so bad that it burns ur nostrils needs to happen to everyone, at least once a month. To be reminded that they are infact just an animal, and our butholes stink just like one. we all need to be humbled once in awhile #saturday

13.09.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my penis is also at half mast

12.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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stop why did I just see a flag at half mast for Charlie squirt? genuinely who gaf about that neo nazi rape defender?

12.09.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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this would be my fam fr

09.09.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no bht it just feak me out

09.09.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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how it feels to go to the dentist

09.09.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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