Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur

I can't doomscroll because my friend is over with her toddler and every few minutes the baby comes over to solemnly offer me a truck and then immediately repossess the truck. Very effective

[stares out window]

David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

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The world is on fire & I need to come up with $700 to cover bills for the month, including all my utilities. I have a $105 power bill I need to pay ASAP. I am a disabled queer trans artist, medically complicated & unable to work right now.

#MutualAid #DisabilityCrowdfund
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CshApp/Vnmo: foxrook

“Since you clearly have money to burn, how about this purse that the woman it’s named after didn’t like?”

I didn’t know that! I MISSED THIS PART OF THE LORE

Today I explained to my husband what a Birkin bag is and how much it costs. He is having trouble absorbing the information and I don't blame him--it's tough to accept that there's a purse that costs as much as a car (OR MORE).

it's usually the backup drive but 1. it could be haunted and 2. I am pretty sure at least one gremlin lives in this place, probably the garage

An asshole upstairs neighbor.

A grey/brown and white tabby sat on a Halloween-themed fleece which is on a bed. A cat scratching pad is behind her; some clothes and clutter remain in the background. The cat itself looks annoyed, one ear behind, the other pointing up like normal. Her nose is wrinkled, upper lips flared, one paw raised a little

The same cat, looking past the camera and above it. She has moved closer to cover most of the screen. Her paw is raised about halfway up the picture and is very close to the camera

The cat has now raised her paw above and is thwacking at something off-camera. It is now clear she is sitting on her arse while doing this. She is clearly in motion as the picture is blurry when it comes to her face and extended attack paw

Turn that shit off

Really don’t need closeups of Logan Paul on a full stomach, WWE

Yeah, this is the issue. I'm glad to help people but appalled that the need is so great while the govt gives MORE tax breaks to billionaires, hoards the tariff $ it stole from us, and plans to increase the already-bloated military budget by 50%. I am helping my neighbors buy food ffs.

Oh wow, that is ... truly classic internet drama. I feel like we don't see that much anymore? It's either reply-guys or death threats, with nothing in between.

It sucks that every time a trans person is in the news the headline has to be "Trans Person Does Thing," but considering how society keeps blowing up "Trans Person Does Bad Thing" stories it is nice to see some "Trans Person Does Good Thing" too.

SO CLOSE
(I would be torn between "oh no I missed Salt n Pepa" and "at least I didn't embarrass myself in front of Salt n Pepa.") (I get very awkward around people I deeply admire.)

Oh, you think bounty hunter BOBA FETT is cool but freak out if your girlfriend has a “body count,” I see how it is

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

While this money is spread across three organizations, the Marsha P. Johnson Fund typically has an annual budget of $20K. We’ve allowed them to help SO many more BIPOC trans people with micro grants than they would have otherwise. Well done, everyone

Marvin ignored him.

powerful academics getting to retire after being linked to a child sex trafficer is not "accountability" or "facing consequences" or "a reckoning" or "justice" it's just them retiring. These institutions continue to beclown themselves. Divest.

HOLY SHT HOLY SHT HOLY SHT
I mean Regé-Jean Page is extremely fine but Salt, Pepa, AND Spinderella??? I would dieeeeee

"Being trans in 2025" screenshot of Trailer Park Boys. Ricky addresses the camera. "I don't think it's a big deal but according to the police it is."

Every day the fucking news has me like this

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

REVEAL YOUR SECRETS TO ME DAMMIT

Easy Way to Help Communism Win Just sit and do nothing

Dude, don't threaten me with a good time. And also, do I also get the communist smut for free when I'm doing all of that just sitting around?

OK, I really need some sales, lots of sleep, and for you all to not destroy the world with AI while I'm in bed. Can we go for at least 2 out of 3? Thank you.

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

nope, I made sure

one time I called a union-busting owner of a cat-cafe a villain and apparently it is the most amazing thing I ever said because it is STILL getting reposted

I loved this story :)