Mr. theMoon

@claricewillow.bsky.social There's some wholesome Warhammer content on the TikToks. Gonna send you the one where they go to the Space Imperium Ice Cream shop.

Won't someone think of the whales!

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo

A family out on an afternoon bike ride. They are being pursued by a rabbit which is, rather suspiciously, the size of an adult elephant. The son, cracking under the pressure of being at the front of the group and making the situation about himself says "Why is this happening to me!" The father, at the back of the group and in the most immediate danger says, "Less talking. More pedaling, son!" The text reads: always wear a helmet especially when escaping from suspiciously large rabbits on your bike.

"New post notification from CPSC."

Schwing!

Some influencers really love to toot their own horn over predicting something incredibly obvious. For example, just saw a guy talking about ICE agents getting shot ("as I predicted"). And it's like undiscovered tribes in the Amazon could have predicted that would happen, you waffle.

A nazi sitting in jail.

ICE agents in five years:

Sinners was not what I was expecting... rill good though.

Fireflies still out this late?

Just spent like $20 on poison ivy stuff cause I got it on my hike on Thursday. it's not as bad in the past but it's friggin annoying.

Congratulations!

If there's anything that you can count on, it's Death, Taxes, and this administration full-on lying to the public about everything.

Or rather, we will grieve, but destroy/obstruct any attempts at prevention.

On my last job search, I would never get a call from jobs I was absolutely qualified for, but always get calls from places where I wasn't. It's weird out there, my friend.

One of my "rules" about dating app profiles is that if they have 4 pics where you are like "They're hot!" and 1 that makes you shudder, their "day-to-day look" will always be the worst pic.

I stepped outside to get a package and Lord, I'm sitting here sweating.

So apparently TikTok was sold to Oracle so there's another app I won't be using after March.

I just watched Mallrats the other day ... completely forgot about the topless fortune teller part.

There's also plenty of Uranus jokes out there that I'm leaving on the table.

So uh, giving readings or giving "readings"?

No one could have possibly foreseen this except those woke eggheads who told you that vitamins are not a substitute for vaccines.

Sale: This weight lifting bench is 71% off!

Me: Interested ...

Sale: $20 for shipping.

Me:

Think I found my go-to breakfast sandwich.

1 egg
1/4c egg whites
1 slice American Cheese*
3 slices Canadian bacon
Lettuce
Tomato
Onion
English muffin (light)
Splash of Sriracha.

I love that when I wake up in the morning, Beans is always asleep on the dresser next to me, by the window. Which is perfect, since I toss and turn a lot.

Sunburn just makes you so uncomfortable all the time...

Watching Terminator 2 and I forgot that the mall cleaning guy gets caught in the firefight between the Terminators and no one cares except for the next shift cleaning guy, who will likely have to clean up the body.

Rewatching Strange New Worlds. Knowing what we know about Dr M'Benga, how come he didn't just ghost all the pirates?