Braden Longstreth

Not me tho, im dressed as Tiger Woods

Fun hack for this weekend: if you see a bartender not dressed up this weekend, you can say, "what are you dressed as, a sexy bartender?"

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

I know it’s not the biggest problem right now, but sometimes a Jeopardy! clue about youth culture escapes containment and then Jeopardy! has me post about it on Instagram and then people call me unc. :(

Only 99 o lineman in madden 2012

@grok how to dislike skeet

Pretty high considering who was a minister who was purposely named after him

I would absolutely play a faithful remake of 1 or 2 with quality of life changes and I think for the most part, this game is just imcredibly player unfriendly and tedious, but I just played hidden temple and it was really fun.

Uh oh, I think I like this game actually.

You have to use up a significant portion of your only resource in a game that doesn't have any consumable items, so you can never replenish said resource.

This game is......not fun.

Just learned that in Zelda II, if you use your shield spell, you can't jump as high, meaning you have to use your jump spell to hit the standard jump height lmao this game sucks.

I feel really stupid, cause every time I listen to Miseducation and hear this song, I think, "hey that's the same name as that SiR song!"

It's almost like he was giving us some kind of clue 🤔🤔🤔

Last year, I posted a take where I said, "I don't care who your favorite rapper's favorite rapper is because your favorite rapper's favorite artist is not a rapper, your favorite rapper's favorite artist is Sade", but D'Angelo is very much in that conversation.

First celebrity death in years that's really got me.

A video of me closing at one of my old jobs dancing to D'Angelo thinking about how happy I am.

Also, since I turned 25 a couple weeks ago, I've started telling people I'm in my "late 20s" and lemme tell ya folks, people HATE this bit. They hate it even more than when I tell people I'm a southerner.

Was playing TF2 a couple days ago and someone was raging in chat and then raged at me when I killed them so I said "get rekt" and they said "oh nevermind you're ancient" lmao I love being in my late 20s.

Listened to Saturation III again today. Nothing makes me feel white guilt worse than the fact that that I think that album is fucking great.

@oldtakesexposed.bsky.social

Bonus fact, I am currently serving a temporary ban from the bar where that video was taken.

DA MILWAUKEE HANDSHAKE FOR DA BREWERS WIN FLY THE L MOTHAFUCKAAAS

FLY

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I am by far the loudest person at this bar and my BAC is 0.00, just pure fucking adrenaline

If my home team doesn’t win at baseball tonight I know which one of my coworkers is killing themselves

Ta RUUUEEEE

Just scared the people in line at this Walgreens on that William Contreras home run

Imagine being a Washington Nationals fan and that not being the worst team with a curved red W logo I'm a fan of.

We're gonna be seeing youtube video essays of this for decades to come a la game 162 2011

Ive already given up on the Badgers and every NL East team is out, I'm down from the ledge.

igami