Xan - The Satanic Tradwife

@bafomet.bsky.social I am to tell you that @trashsidhe.bsky.social is my eldest, Mags
(oh is that your friend Jon with thr bunny eats?) lol

I'm new to shit and not big on socials...
How to I find details about protests/demonstrations, Esp coming. up in about a week?
I'm old, terrified of my own shadow, but I need to do SOMETHING more, anything...

Doesn't he look adorable. in his mask and battle. jacket?

Scalpers bought all the tickets to #IceNineKills in #STL (Pagent)
I NEED 2-3 tickets. My husband is in love with Spencer's vibe etc.
WHAT DO WE DO?
show up day of? Can't afford 2-3x face value....

But all this time, now ANOTHER, 20 min for someone who IME has been rude (we won't begin about the fake installment of. our DW, after they called US RACIST NAMES, THEY left with no install. Yeah, so glad that's why I got membership. CSR was RIDE and made me cry)
@costco
#costco
DO BETTER

HY CAN'T I DO THIS ONLINE?!? I'm 25 min from Costco, when they aren't busy. or thr neighborhoods aren't busy, cause sure, let's build EVERY STORE in 500st ft of parking lot and road near by!

(don't get me started there)

WHY CAN'T I DO THIS ONLINE?!? I'm 25 min from Costco, when they aren't busy. or thr neighborhoods aren't busy, cause sure, let's build EVERY STORE in 500st ft of parking lot and road near by!

(don't get me started there)

you have to stand in line ANOTHER 30 MIN TO GET TO a CSR after already dealing with poor traffic planning to get IN to that Costco and find parking, (20 min from the exit 1.2 MI away) then deal with so many people, but at leaat quick checkout. but only 1-2 CSR, and by then I'm OUT of SPOONS .

How are they out of flipping bananas on a Sunday? I understand never having chicken, but banana as? y'all don't grow those!

This week, we HAD to go to rust road. My grapes, strawberries, cauliflower, grapes and onions have ALREADY SPOILED.

Whatever we buy there goes bad, like within 48 hrs with proper storage.

The Costco on Olive, once in a while, but not near as much.
And it's always WPRSE ON SUNDAYS. "HOW are they selling me a bag of already mostly rotten onions on one of the busiest days of the week?

anyone else have consistent issues with Costco on Rust Rd?
I'm now down 3 creams, R bags of tiny potatoes, two bags of yellow onions, 2 boxes mushrooms, 2 boxes strawberries, and 2 pkgs grapes.

@somemorenews.bsky.social I would LOVE to sit down with Katie and share a blunt (or drink, or boardgame, whatever her poison is)

Just because, we both RAAKT Need some. Giant blunts and straight whiskeys, on ice (or neat!)

She says amm my quiet parts out loud. and I'm sure she could use it!

@thebloggess.bsky.social are dms things on this app? Idk.
But I'd LOVE to discuss an idea with you, and Victor.

Please hmu with how, if intrigued. Beep nooop I'm a robit from. Russia. (That is Baron Zigfried Stardust Von Schnitzelbottom IV in thr picture.)

@terrycrewsofficial.bsky.social I wanna talk to your wonderful. wife, is Rebecca on here somewhere?

#IWoreItBest #andywarhol #INeedahobby

Idk how to edit posts! smh

#campellssoup #mmmmmmgood #GiveMeSoup #ImCuterThanWarhol

#andywarhol

As much as I adore and worship my husband and our relationship, I am. still EXTREMELY lonely.

ALL I have is him. Which isn't. fair to either of us, but yet, I am 10hrs from. home. friends. family,. support system. I have no friends of my own down here, and No attempts to make any have born fruit

how many times do you get a 'no', or worse, ignored, before you cease to invite someone? Five years, and dozens on invites, of which 1/yeae is MAYBE accepted? Or issued as well.

(*SEVERE* adhd = SEVERE RSD)
How much d I allow for the nos and no answers in reason, that isn't just my RSD??)

the 11pm drunken haircut!

I got drunk and chopped all my hair off. I'd never do it sober, and over me wanted it done, but was too terrified to make a big decision.
I keep giggling at it! It's super cute! I want a Firefly Cut, but need a professional for that!

it also isn't getting any longer. like, it STOPPED growing much 18 mo ago or so too.
what HRT DO I NEED?!?! Between this and my constant being so hot I'm sweating while I'm shivering from being so cold and sweaty... help!!!

I am 45 and in peri for awhile. nearing full on menopause.
my thyroid is always fine every year during my physical. not even close, but dead perfect.
is this just hormones? I'll take my period back over this! I'm devestated

ALWAYS wanted super long pretty hair. I don't have the patience. but after I grew my dreads to the length I did, I chopped them and thought it'd be easy. and it was, my super thick hair grew stupid fast.
But in the last 2 years, I've lost 50-75= of my hair density! my part is now a mile wide!

Illinois is great, but it's not that great lol

now, does he have a local dispensery? 🤣

I may have to wait for my other half for that then. I'm the silly one, he's the smart one!

ahh!

albino penis envy. that's what didn't work well. for me