American soldiers are being killed because the president doesnβt want you to know that he raped little children for decades. And if Iβm wrong, sue me, asshole.
04.03.2026 02:04 β π 7256 π 1640 π¬ 210 π 51American soldiers are being killed because the president doesnβt want you to know that he raped little children for decades. And if Iβm wrong, sue me, asshole.
04.03.2026 02:04 β π 7256 π 1640 π¬ 210 π 51Probably one of the Rules of Acquisition.
21.02.2026 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 08 out of 56 signers of that Declaration of Independence thingy weren't born in the "Americas".
13.02.2026 01:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
12.02.2026 16:47 β π 30966 π 9369 π¬ 733 π 460Are you as ready for some football as I am? π
08.02.2026 19:15 β π 9517 π 679 π¬ 511 π 52i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
04.02.2026 04:36 β π 2931 π 448 π¬ 47 π 12"The only thing that you absolutely have to know, is the location of the library," is a famous quote attributed to Albert Einstein. This phrase highlights the importance of access to information, suggesting that knowing where to find knowledge is more critical than memorizing facts.
02.02.2026 03:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 2BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
01.02.2026 21:10 β π 35197 π 17397 π¬ 2299 π 2246The evil priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (no longer the worst Indiana Jones movie!) holding the still-beating heart of the sacrifice.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Notable pirate, thou salt-water thief!
10.12.2025 21:20 β π 316 π 71 π¬ 4 π 7
Do you know who you won't find in the Epstein Files?
Undocumented immigrants.
Nobody wants this shit. Nobody.
The hostile reaction has been so pronounced, in fact, that it feels like a company announcing it would never force AI into its products would carve out a pretty good chunk of the market.
An honest soul, iβfaith, sir, by my troth he is, as ever broke bread
06.11.2025 20:54 β π 216 π 30 π¬ 6 π 2
A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
It worked great for Rome. Oh. Wait.
25.10.2025 15:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes.
Please Use it and SHARE!
ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code Β§ 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both"
Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.
For Godβs sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
One, but it had a remodel.
13.10.2025 19:08 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.
theonion.com/ice-raids-my...
11.10.2025 23:19 β π 13800 π 3509 π¬ 108 π 68Don't forget about the Denisovans. Nature doesn't care about human designated taxonomy. Past or present humans.
04.10.2025 18:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:
18.09.2025 23:19 β π 35922 π 12697 π¬ 853 π 652Scientists stressed that in-depth analysis is needed of the sample gathered there by NASA's Mars rover Perseverance β ideally in labs on Earth β before reaching any conclusions. https://to.pbs.org/3K2QZpz
10.09.2025 16:39 β π 97 π 16 π¬ 2 π 3Produce the bodies, be they alive or dead.
02.09.2025 18:39 β π 2747 π 586 π¬ 17 π 35
In the bookshop this morning:
PARENTS: βOkay, weβre leaving now.β
CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down *
CHILD: βThen I guess this is goodbye.β
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
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