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Alex

@alexdz.bsky.social

barely stringing words together into coherent sentences online for over a decade

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I'm sorry, what?

04.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did someone unearth this script from 2008?

04.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck, it's like they're trying to make Green Lantern into Reacher. This is like back before the first Iron Man movie where even the concept of super heroes was embarrassing so they had to ground everything

04.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Overwatch players making fun of rivals having obscure comic characters like one more East Asian woman in their roster won’t have Donald Glover trying to get in their game

04.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Read this like it's a Dark Souls NPC talking

04.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
4 panel comic first panel airgroove is standing while rudolf off screen says long time jerker first time buster second panel air groove looks annoyed thrid panel air groove says come again? 4th panel rudolf says cant.

4 panel comic first panel airgroove is standing while rudolf off screen says long time jerker first time buster second panel air groove looks annoyed thrid panel air groove says come again? 4th panel rudolf says cant.

Symboli Rudolf endlessly tormenting Air Groove.. when will it END πŸ‘Š 😑

#umamusume

03.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1408    πŸ” 443    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

🧎🧎🧎

04.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jacinthe from PokΓ©mon

04.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 988    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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🩷 π•₯π•’π•œπ•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ 𝕒 π•Ÿπ•šπ•”π•– π•¨π•’π•π•œ πŸ™οΈ

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No shit! That's what everyone with half a brain has been screaming about in regards to Xbox for the past 5 years!

04.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hair down?

04.03.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 611    πŸ” 268    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
Tachyon did her thing and ended up hospitalized while Pokke and Cafe take the opportunity to DUNK ON AN UNCONSCIOUS TACHYON while Dantsu is all ":D" at the camera cuz she loves her friends <3 (Based on a meme photo)

Tachyon did her thing and ended up hospitalized while Pokke and Cafe take the opportunity to DUNK ON AN UNCONSCIOUS TACHYON while Dantsu is all ":D" at the camera cuz she loves her friends <3 (Based on a meme photo)

JAMD pt.2 🎨

04.03.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 575    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I won! I'm rich!" I yell as the mushroom cloud swells in the background. Soon my flesh will be vaporized from my body.

04.03.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure he was around in Y5.

03.03.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, I just realized something about Yakuza 6's plot, can't Kiryu just go to the Florist to learn just about everything that happened in the city?

03.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How many Concords is this?

03.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After learning about the "cozy landlord sim" game I gained a whole new level of disdain for this genre

03.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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rebecca's a bit excited about seeing the monsters, she thinks they look cool

31.12.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1144    πŸ” 361    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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I present to you, Fuck AutopeΓ§as, car parts megashop in RondΓ΄nia Brazil:

03.03.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 17

Cygames should make a real game out of Umamusume like they did with Granblue Relink. Actually they should make Umamusume Relink, the same game but horse girls. 10 umaillion sales

03.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Mario 3 was around the same time as this interview so I can only assume that he considers this secret the same as missionary sex

03.03.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 565    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Fake Bloomberg headline. Real headline of "Stocks and Bonds Sink as Oil Surge Rattles Traders: Markets Wrap" modified to be "I'm So Tired of That Demented Pedo," Stocks and Bonds Sink as Oil Surge Rattles Traders: Markets Wrap

Fake Bloomberg headline. Real headline of "Stocks and Bonds Sink as Oil Surge Rattles Traders: Markets Wrap" modified to be "I'm So Tired of That Demented Pedo," Stocks and Bonds Sink as Oil Surge Rattles Traders: Markets Wrap

03.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 925    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 14
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Happy birthday!

02.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gaze on me πŸ’–

#テむエムγ‚ͺγƒšγƒ©γ‚ͺγƒΌ #γƒ‘γ‚€γ‚·γƒ§γ‚¦γƒ‰γƒˆγ‚¦ #umamusume #γ‚¦γƒžε¨˜

02.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 688    πŸ” 251    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

*Rocco Botte voice*

LOOK

srungle

02.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shirt drawing

02.03.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3284    πŸ” 434    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0