Kelly McClure

The constant tussle I'm in with the version of me that will pick a random day in my planner to write something like "paint door," setting up the other version of me to forget about it and then, later, be like, "hell no."

I usually put my underwear over my butt.

I bought a beret.

Horror has always been about us Zefyr Lisowski's "Uncanny Valley Girls" argues that horror isn’t just about fear, but a way to understand ourselves.

"The idea that the current success of horror can be explained by the triumph of high-concept sophistication over baser motivations of the past is fascinating, though, if only because it presumes that horror needs a good reason to be looked in the face," writes @andizeisler.bsky.social.

Every month Criterion reveals a new batch of releases and every month, this isn't one of them.

"The Chair Company" is peak Tim Robinson The co-creator of "I Think You Should Leave" pushes the limits of cringe with his latest comedy.

For a broader take beyond just “this is really funny,” read @mctelevision.bsky.social’s dive into “The Chair Company” for @salon.com

Thankful that shows like The Chair Company can still exist. I haven’t laughed this hard at something in a long time. 10/10

After the fact question about Role Model on SNL: Is that guy’s voice supposed to be bad?

What kind of mental illness is it where you all of a sudden crave paging through an old Sears catalog?

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A gift.
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Honestly don’t know how they could go wrong.

This sucks so bad. They should take the story out of shitmount’s hands and continue it for that planned fifth season elsewhere or, at the very least, in comic book form. And make Shauna’s journals into books!!!

We need a break from Taylor Swift It’s time to give the pop juggernaut — and ourselves — some breathing room.

I just think it’s worth considering!

Ready to wail.

No one can convince me that I didn't give birth to this large baby.

It’s so bright outside tonight from the full moon that it’s almost scary. The concrete sections in my backyard look like snow.

(I could call this a poem and sell it to Taylor Swift for fifty bucks.)

Ryan Murphy really did the most with this show. It’s like if a goth who edits serial killer Wikipedia pages as a hobby became a showrunner.

Happy Birthday to Anne Rice, the brilliant mind behind The Vampire Chronicles! She would have been 84 today.

Something tells me Oz Perkins won’t be a huge fan of Monster: The Ed Gein Story.

I loved that show! Love Mae on the Handsome Podcast, too. Totally team "little cowboy." haha

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Gonna squeeze all of the October out of this October that I possibly can. Just snorting candy corn.

"Wayward" confronts the double-edged sword of being yourself Netflix’s new thriller series from Mae Martin shows how identity can be shaped, distorted, or reclaimed in the pressure to conform.

"What if being yourself is no good, if you’re broken inside? And being forced into something else — either by your own doing, or by a woo-woo cultish trike-rider like Evelyn Wade (Toni Collette), head of Tall Pines Academy, is even worse?"

"Wayward" confronts the double-edged sword of being yourself Netflix’s new thriller series from Mae Martin shows how identity can be shaped, distorted, or reclaimed in the pressure to conform.

“Wayward” mind-dunked me. Also, I too now have a crush on Mae Martin to match the one I already had on Toni Collette.

Thoughts and prayers for my dog, whose life has apparently gone to shit after not being allowed to eat a bowl of chili that someone left in the middle of the street.

Lilith Fair rewrote the rules of rock

I didn't attend any year of Lilith Fair bc I thought at the time that it wasn't for me. The new documentary has made me rethink that position: www.salon.com/2025/09/23/l...

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

#RaptureTok predicts the world will end tomorrow TikTok creators are preparing for (and mocking) the latest apocalypse.

"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

These nerds don't even know their source material.

Stupid people are so dangerous.

The train grandpas married collectible grandmas and here we are...