MemePerfect 5.1

#Garfield #DonaldTrump #WorldBookDay #TrumpCantRead #TheMeanOrangeFatCat

(Missing a colon in there, I'm afraid, but you get the idea.)

I'm watching it again with my teenage daughter (who really likes it). I had forgotten exactly how *full* every moment is either either a very funny joke, a good fight sequence, an emotional moment, a plot development, or sometimes just a lovely image. Blink and you'll miss something special.

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

"We left with all of my children." Or: Don't worry. I didn't sell my children into sex slavery. I'm a good guy.

Don’t worry everyone, I have a plan to personally save journalism. I simply need to make a billion dollars and not be corrupted by my newfound wealth

They say "Write your senators," but what they don't understand is that some of us have senators who don't know how to read.

What an awful thing to have allowed on television.

#Garfield #DonaldTrump #Media #RacistsAndAssholes #TheMeanOrangeFatCat

#AreWeTheBaddies #ICE #Nazis #DonaldTrump #FuckICE

I'm only 50 right now, but I'm nearly convinced that Trump is going to outlive me.

I made this in 2020. It sort of happened like this, but not in the way I expected/hoped. It was more, you know, insurrection-y fourteen days earlier.

#IfYouveEverWondered #YoureDoingItRightNow #Memes #ShruggingGuy #DonaldTrump #Fascism #ICE

#DonaldTrump #NobelPrize #Venezuela #MariaCorinaMachado #FrancisBuxton #PeeweeHerman #PeeweesBigAdventure #IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI

Every person who has ever called the Democratic Party "The Democrat Party" is an asshole. There is not a single shred of proof you can present that would prove me wrong.

It's times like these when I wish our country had three branches of government and a series of checks and balances.

#Garfield #DonaldTrump #Venezuela #NicolasMaduro #Oil #Empire

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.

There were clues.

Eat a bag of fucks, both of you.

The Gold Hoarder Skull Trinket.

I can't believe Time magazine gave their 2025 Person of the Year to "The Return of Measles and Polio."

Sheepishly raises hand.

I just read dozens of comments about Jimmy Fallon here, and this was the nicest one I could find.

People should start indicating how they’d like their meat cooked when ordering McDonald’s drive-through.

#GregorSamsa #FranzKfaka #TheMetamorphosis #Cockroach