Jon Patience

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit.

Yes, that's correct.

Stormy space weather may be garbling messages from aliens, new research suggests Researchers who listen for signs of non-human life say signals ‘can slip below detection thresholds, even if it’s there’

Not now, stormy space weather garbling messages from aliens.

www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

Oh man, now the IDF want to kill Trump.

FOT. I quite liked him as PM but he’s become a gross creature of kleptocracy and oligarchy since then.

My most unpopular opinion is that farming out the death penalty for child murderers to the hard faced horrible cunts they share prison wings with is a societal failure and instead of relishing when one gets killed, we should be ashamed our prison system is so broken.

A pedant writes: it's Alfa and Juliett, in order to avoid accidental mispronunciation by people who aren't English speakers.

Yes, I am fun at parties, thanks very much for asking.

My grandad swore by his Bofors anti-aircraft gun.

I have questions.

The American political class is utterly delusional, adrift in a dream of normality, unable to process the actual reality of events on the ground, where the US just launched a completely unprovoked war against a massive country, murdered its leadership, and demanded its conversion to a vassal state.

it was the breast of times, it was the wurst of times

Bus wanker.

Andrew Tate getting his wish to eat a packed lunch on a rollercoaster

It's niche, but I'm very proud of it :D

All be over by Christmas, then.

Myself and two people who are now members of the House of Lords were driving through London in the 1990s, when we realised we had accidentally disguised ourselves as IRA terrorists.

One of those paintings is going to turn out to be a long-lost Turner.

“Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair?”

Aussiemandias

He couldn't find Spain on a map of Spain.

Who could possibly have believed that the White House press secretary was lying when she said that Spain had agreed to military cooperation with the US over Iran?

Paging @generalboles.bsky.social

Good grief, Hegseth is a complete psychopath, isn't he?

Peter Mandelson.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

I'm not sure getting them drunk would be a good idea right now.

What they’re basically saying is that Starmer and the UK isn’t allowed to operate an even moderately independent foreign policy outside of the United States. That is both ahistoric, wrong and weird for people who constantly tell us how sovereignty is what matters most.

I can't believe that passed a focus group. It's like they pulled it directly from m'anus.

PARKLIFE

He gets another one. Fifa Peace Prize and Bar.