is that from Idiocracy?

07.11.2025 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A latex-clad pet kneeling in front of their master and excitedly wagging their tail. The master is holding a phone in front of the pet's face, with the screen displaying a phone call. Dialogue: Master: You wanna be a good pet for me? Pet: *whine* Master: Listen up, then. I'll call your reps, and when I remove your muzzle, you'll use your human words to tell them how much you hate the SCREEN and KOSA acts. Think you can do this for me? Pet: Awwa! <3 Master: That's a good pet. You're gonna get such a big treat. And if you'll want more, I'll have you call Visa and Mastercard next...

Silly little pet task. 🤍
www.congress.gov/members/find...
stop-paypros.neocities.org

07.08.2025 19:58 — 👍 7871    🔁 2385    💬 39    📌 24

the phone may actually survive for a second use!
jk its shrapnel... durable shrapnel!

26.02.2025 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is:

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Happy Valentine's Day

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