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@dochaus.bsky.social

Tech writer, voice actor, DC Sports fan too used to Moral Victories. https://www.twitch.tv/wellhowdypardner

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Wizards lose the toilet bowl after providing the few Wizards fans in the arena with a bit of false hope in the 4th Q. Perpetually 3 years away from ending the tank.

09.11.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...

[This Onion Headline voice] Why do these right-wingers keep getting the ear of leadership in my leftist party? theonion.com/why-do-all-t...

09.11.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

uhhhhh might want to give this one another pass

08.11.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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WellHowdyPardner - Twitch So much for the Prime Directive

www.twitch.tv/wellhowdypar... streaming some Star Ocean

08.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Barely 1/10 of the NBA season done and already we have two of the league's worst teams trying to out-tank each other!

08.11.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NBA corrects scoring error in Cavaliers’ 148-115 win over Wizards

Tre Johnson holds his right hand to his nose while reacting to a play in an NBA game between the Washington Wizards and Milwaukee Bucks.

After official scorekeepers erroneously marked a Tre Johnson made free throw as a missed attempt Friday night, the NBA corrected the the score. Patrick McDermott / Getty Images

By Devon Henderson
Nov. 8, 2025 Updated 4:10 pm EST

NBA corrects scoring error in Cavaliers’ 148-115 win over Wizards Tre Johnson holds his right hand to his nose while reacting to a play in an NBA game between the Washington Wizards and Milwaukee Bucks. After official scorekeepers erroneously marked a Tre Johnson made free throw as a missed attempt Friday night, the NBA corrected the the score. Patrick McDermott / Getty Images By Devon Henderson Nov. 8, 2025 Updated 4:10 pm EST

Oh well that's good to hear that someone corrected this grievous error.

08.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Understandably the Weapons-ed kids were upset after their weeks of basement captivity; however, that’s no excuse for pulling their tormentor apart in a yard like warm bread when the justice system provides ample avenues for redress.

Young citizens should learn to pass laws NOT seize justice.

08.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

**channel name has been changed to "smart-botch"

08.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Panera wanted to keep their lemonade that kills you they should've found a way to pitch it as supporting "AI" to the Archpriests of Capital who run our world.

08.11.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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KEMONOFRIENDZONE - Twitch Now it's everyone's problem.

Lets roll and fight some space lizards: www.twitch.tv/kemonofriend...

08.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost exactly a year since they called the guy who we knew to be Literally Hitler to congratulate him on his election win and began peacefully transitioning power to let him do Hitler stuff that They Warned Us about.

08.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

new sickos.jpg dropped

07.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

And they will never forgive her for holding principles.

07.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like having to bet on the spitefulness of the openly fascist party to stop themselves but it's not like the Dems as currently constructed are going to do it.

07.11.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come ooooon, bring it to us!

07.11.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well it can't be worse than COP28 in the UAE where the leaders basically said "fuck you, we will act like Captain Planet villains and you will deal with it."

07.11.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright fine I'll roll up my sleeves and do what I can to Morgenthau Plan this country.

07.11.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage

07.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1055    πŸ” 217    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 12

Nader is history's greatest monster for giving us Bush, who is just a kindly old painter man who stands with us in the #resistance against the Bad Orange Man. The cognitive dissonance is imploding my brain.

07.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spamberger/Slotkin 2028 ticket for the biggest CIA rep at the top since George HW Bush.

07.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big Mood

07.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

06.11.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1981    πŸ” 614    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

You don't need me to tell you this is yet more good money being burned after bad. But as someone who's worked with that QA team, I'll say they're unsung heroes who truly play a huge role in maintaining SE's reputation for high quality locs and to attempt to replace them with AI is deeply insulting.

06.11.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1444    πŸ” 607    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7
p1 - On the banks of a subterranean river, two ferry businesses have set up shop. One is run by a giant frog and scorpion, and the other by a regular-sized fox, goose, and sack of grain. A Swimming-themed Adventurer (wearing enchanted water wings, life vest, tropical trunks, aqua socks, and a stripe of zinc oxide over his nose) looks at both teams with limited patience.
Swimming Adventurer: oh great...
SA: more PARABLE shit
p2 - SA has boarded the frog and they are swimming across the river.
SA: Scorpion, if you sting frog, I'm going to kill you immediately.
Scorpion: sure. got it. "no stinging"
p3 - Scorpion stings frog in the head
stinger: poit
S: oh, whoops
Frog: tee hee!
SA: Fucker! (he slashes them with his paddle-shaped sword in an 'Iai' technique) Scorpion parts go flying, and Frog is nearly beheaded
Scorpion's head: Haw Haw!
p4
SA (swimming away, crawl style): Let's try the next one 

831 - More Funding
p1 - Swimming Adventurer is climbing out of the water to board a rowboat
Voice From off Panel: Welcome Aboard!
p2 - The Fox is struggling to swallow whole the Goose, who is likewise swallowing the whole bag of grain. They are making stupid faces
SA (kicking them off the boat): Like I give a shit!!
p3 - SA has put oars in the oarlocks and is rowing toward the other side
Mechanized Voice: NON-ANIMAL-CREWED VESSEL DETECTED
SA: ?
p4 - A BattleTech, approximated as Opa-Opa Fantasy Star with big mecha legs and missile pods, launches a salvo of missiles at the tiny rowboat
BattleTech: ENGAGING.
SA: WHAT THE-
p5 - The rowboat is consumed by a massive explosion, we see this on a video monitor in the Dungeon Conference room
BT: TARGET ELIMINATED.
Chappy Chappy, Troll, SmartHat, Alex (pounding table): More Funding!
CC, T, SH, A (pounding table): More Funding! More Funding!
Beireia (shrugs)
The Lich (hating technology): Boo!

p1 - On the banks of a subterranean river, two ferry businesses have set up shop. One is run by a giant frog and scorpion, and the other by a regular-sized fox, goose, and sack of grain. A Swimming-themed Adventurer (wearing enchanted water wings, life vest, tropical trunks, aqua socks, and a stripe of zinc oxide over his nose) looks at both teams with limited patience. Swimming Adventurer: oh great... SA: more PARABLE shit p2 - SA has boarded the frog and they are swimming across the river. SA: Scorpion, if you sting frog, I'm going to kill you immediately. Scorpion: sure. got it. "no stinging" p3 - Scorpion stings frog in the head stinger: poit S: oh, whoops Frog: tee hee! SA: Fucker! (he slashes them with his paddle-shaped sword in an 'Iai' technique) Scorpion parts go flying, and Frog is nearly beheaded Scorpion's head: Haw Haw! p4 SA (swimming away, crawl style): Let's try the next one 831 - More Funding p1 - Swimming Adventurer is climbing out of the water to board a rowboat Voice From off Panel: Welcome Aboard! p2 - The Fox is struggling to swallow whole the Goose, who is likewise swallowing the whole bag of grain. They are making stupid faces SA (kicking them off the boat): Like I give a shit!! p3 - SA has put oars in the oarlocks and is rowing toward the other side Mechanized Voice: NON-ANIMAL-CREWED VESSEL DETECTED SA: ? p4 - A BattleTech, approximated as Opa-Opa Fantasy Star with big mecha legs and missile pods, launches a salvo of missiles at the tiny rowboat BattleTech: ENGAGING. SA: WHAT THE- p5 - The rowboat is consumed by a massive explosion, we see this on a video monitor in the Dungeon Conference room BT: TARGET ELIMINATED. Chappy Chappy, Troll, SmartHat, Alex (pounding table): More Funding! CC, T, SH, A (pounding table): More Funding! More Funding! Beireia (shrugs) The Lich (hating technology): Boo!

830 - Parable Shit & 831 - More Funding

05.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, they used to execute NYPD officers for committing murder. Today's episode about Charles Becker, something of a celebrity cop in turn of the century NYC, is relevatory about police reform: in some respects, public opinion used to be MUCH more skeptical about police. A brief thread:

06.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

saying "capitalism is good, capitalism is right, capitalism works" as they set fire to me inside the wicker man

06.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1045    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 1

He should take my advice while he still can

06.11.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey I wasn't going to say anything

06.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And risk losing money on an asset? Doesn't sound very Invisible Hand of Capital to me.

06.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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