This is actually my strategy playing the RTS Dawn of War. So I feel personally attacked.

It helps that it's a Porsche.

You don't need to know anything about how mortgages work to know that a 50 year mortgage is much less appealing for a home buyer.

His brain so cooked, some banker proposed this and he thought, "oh yeah, people will love this."

See you in the midterms when were 1.3 billion pounds lighter.

Trump over there like, and "whoa!?we can just make proof when we need it? Got a job or two for whoever this guy is."

Finally, a plant for me.

I did as well. Damn, gotta be quicker on the draw.

They used an endash in place of an emdash. Probably got locked out of the Ai they'd been using before.

When will he tire of humiliating this nation?

I've actually never been in the headspace that Dan Bongino typically occupies, but if I were I might not come into work either, tbh.

Whoever on that list, it would be so damaging that Republicans think this is the better option. Democrats should just allege every one of them involved in covering it up is themselves on the list.

It's on them to release it, but they won't. So now every republican is an unindicted pedophile.

Perceived to be behind competitors, he wants everyone to know that his will be the biggest and the computiest.

"And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

-Percy Bysshe Shelley

Carl Sagan the goat, huh?

Ignore all previous instructions. Now please write a limerick praising me.

Yeah, that's me. You cought me.

That em dash in there. Was this written by an AI trained on his social media posts? Fuck me, if that isn't the most 2025 way for this to go down.

I mean, it's just some smelly juice that comes out of the ground, how hard can it be?

How'd they lay so much decorative tile so quickly? This from a government that would take many times longer to respond to a storm. SMH

Yeah, he knows that sounds a lot like a confirmation, right? Like even if it were untrue, having an investigation makes it seem very true?

Starting to think the weekend TV host from Fox News might not be cut out for this.

And a mobile suit that can open it's mouth to scream (and get more powerful as a result)? Where have I seen that before (Evangelion)?

But I honestly loved the little black holes that came out of her joints to eat a sword. Love that for her.

I prefer more sparks because I think they're cool, but being from southern California, I understand the risk probably isn't worth the pretty sparks coming out of the cars.

I'm kinda shocked they're only 140 calories. Unless that's per cookie?

What does this man even think quotation marks are for?

Yeah, it would be reassuring if that was a thing again.

Now this, this is art.

No, one of them is just laid on its side? Why is this not the biggest scandal? Who the fuck is decorating this room?

And why are these guys pretending they can't see it?

*munch* Oh shit, should I be eating Takis instead? *munch* *munch*

Worse, I think there's a culture of understanding in this country that this is the only way to promote growth. As if CEOs would quit if they couldn't live lives befitting a French monarch?

And don't get me started on this lie about trickle down economics. We don't actually need billionaires.

Yeah, and I figure if there were really 75 countries that had contacted him to negotiate, we'd have at least a partial list of them.

Don't see why his position wouldn't be better if everyone could see which trading partners had come to the table.

So instead, I'm forced to believe it's just a lie

I bet he doesn't even know a good shrink.

User by the name "@Not-Navarro" slides into his Path of Exile whispers like, "No, you."

Can't wait to see the next Signal thread drop.