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@deadlizardqueen.bsky.social

i have hidden exactly 37 quualudes in various places across the US over the last 7 years. i am banned from multiple olive gardens in several states

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The devil is Margaret Thatcher

11.11.2025 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Catherine my good bitch you guys are the only ones who do not know where the Republicans stand

11.11.2025 01:18 — 👍 1431    🔁 218    💬 1    📌 0
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The replies to this are handy for finding bigots to preemptively block.

11.11.2025 03:31 — 👍 84    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Like 'waffles'?

10.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Making racial profiling cool again

09.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 46    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 1

The Democrats aren't the opposition - the Democrats are complicit. How many times do I have to repeat this before you dipshits stop falling for the same exact shit every time

10.11.2025 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i do think we’re at the point where anyone who ever enjoyed Hamilton owes the rest of us an apology

10.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 61    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 0

Why would I file a claim? My insurance is through United. They're just going to deny it anyways and only 2% of people win that dispute. My spouse is on my insurance. Every single one of her claims has been denied.

10.11.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

10.11.2025 10:54 — 👍 17778    🔁 7007    💬 121    📌 208

Cory Booker, up for re-election for NJ in 2026, was reportedly part of this coalition.

10.11.2025 14:25 — 👍 56    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

What did you think they would do to you after you told them genocide was okay?
You watched them sponsor the terror and slaughter of the people of Gaza. You saw it livestreamed on your phone.
You saw children carrying their siblings' body parts in bags.

And you sent them donations and endorsed them.

10.11.2025 13:28 — 👍 197    🔁 84    💬 0    📌 7

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

10.11.2025 13:16 — 👍 5569    🔁 1740    💬 45    📌 38

You know everyone is going to celebrate your death, right?

10.11.2025 15:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chuck Schumer got the boss call from the CEO of Delta telling him that Atlanta was down to 25% capacity ahead of the holidays and now you’re gonna pay 4x for health insurance.

10.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 286    🔁 75    💬 2    📌 6

God you're such a weird little freak

10.11.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey @aoc.bsky.social remember when you voted yes on bombing little brown kids lol lmao and they still think you're progressive

10.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it's important to remember that the democrats work for the GOP - they are, of course, a center right Neo-Lib organization - and they were always going to wait for the most opportune moment for the GOP to re-open the government. That's always what they have historically done.

10.11.2025 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Two days later Hemingway "quite deliberately" shot himself with his favorite shotgun in the early morning hours of July 2, 1961.[176] Meyers writes that he unlocked the basement storeroom where his guns were kept, went upstairs to the front entrance foyer, "pushed two shells into the twelve-gauge Boss shotgun ... put the end of the barrel into his mouth, pulled the trigger and blew out his brains."

Two days later Hemingway "quite deliberately" shot himself with his favorite shotgun in the early morning hours of July 2, 1961.[176] Meyers writes that he unlocked the basement storeroom where his guns were kept, went upstairs to the front entrance foyer, "pushed two shells into the twelve-gauge Boss shotgun ... put the end of the barrel into his mouth, pulled the trigger and blew out his brains."

@schumer.senate.gov if you actually want to protect democracy i have some ideas (pic unrelated)

10.11.2025 13:43 — 👍 554    🔁 63    💬 16    📌 3

Why would they care? Their shit is just as rigged as the GOP's and their base just as fucking stupid.

10.11.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

10.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 15261    🔁 4145    💬 265    📌 207

The dems really never do miss a chance to miss, do they

10.11.2025 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Alligator dunking a basketball. Huge explosion in the background. A man who looks like a cross between a Caveman and The Rock screams in in the background. There's some other stuff, some birds and maybe a llama. I dunno. Trust me. It rocks. You still can find some ok stuff on the other web site.

Alligator dunking a basketball. Huge explosion in the background. A man who looks like a cross between a Caveman and The Rock screams in in the background. There's some other stuff, some birds and maybe a llama. I dunno. Trust me. It rocks. You still can find some ok stuff on the other web site.

where i'm at rn

06.11.2025 04:20 — 👍 533    🔁 90    💬 5    📌 4

oh my god they actually did it lmao

06.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 19638    🔁 3744    💬 651    📌 430

🙏

05.11.2025 06:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should do a buddy cop movie about a casually corrupt British constable and a Dirty Harry wannabe American Sheriff that have to team up for poorly contrived reasons to solve something they've convinced themselves is a crime. Staring Matt Berry and Danny McBride

05.11.2025 01:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The new participants led to the formation of two other industry groups – the HK & Kowloon Plastic Merchants United Association (1957) and the Chiu Chau Plastic United Association (1960). Taking a leaf from the California Gold Rush where more money was made from selling picks and shovels to the gold miners than through gold mining itself, Chieng founded Wah Sun Hong in 1959 as a distributor of plastic raw materials. When he started out in distribution, Wah Sun Hong ranked number 15 amongst all distributors (which included Chinachem, better known as a property developer later on) and the leading distributor was Yuen Hing Hong, which was founded by the chairman of the HKPMA Norman Young Sze-kuen (a former ICI employee) and acted as the exclusive distributor in Hong Kong for the Distillers Company Plastic Group from the UK. (Lam Leung worked for YHH prior to founding Forward Winsome Industries.)

The new participants led to the formation of two other industry groups – the HK & Kowloon Plastic Merchants United Association (1957) and the Chiu Chau Plastic United Association (1960). Taking a leaf from the California Gold Rush where more money was made from selling picks and shovels to the gold miners than through gold mining itself, Chieng founded Wah Sun Hong in 1959 as a distributor of plastic raw materials. When he started out in distribution, Wah Sun Hong ranked number 15 amongst all distributors (which included Chinachem, better known as a property developer later on) and the leading distributor was Yuen Hing Hong, which was founded by the chairman of the HKPMA Norman Young Sze-kuen (a former ICI employee) and acted as the exclusive distributor in Hong Kong for the Distillers Company Plastic Group from the UK. (Lam Leung worked for YHH prior to founding Forward Winsome Industries.)

Ohhh they were just distributing plastic I guess?

03.11.2025 06:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

02.11.2025 22:40 — 👍 6133    🔁 1481    💬 79    📌 38

i hate it but you can't deny he's the funniest president we've ever had

03.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 845    🔁 33    💬 57    📌 1

They don't have any relationship with ChinaChem Group, this is just the story about how I learned about Teddy Wang. And also how they fuckin make fentanyl lol

03.11.2025 06:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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