Bethany Black

Once again it's Bandcamp Friday and once again here's my old shit.

I’m of an age now where 1) I will drop serious notes down the garden centre and 2) yes, you can interest me in the reward card.

Jimmy Olsen is losing his shit. Metamorpho is like, “uh, jim?”

Had a request for a panicked Jimmy Olsen. Here he is! I think we can all relate.

Watched Hamnet. Beautiful directed and acted, nice use of symbolism. Really not my sort of thing.

Ill and doing a show tonight, so Mes Beth’s Popped to the chippy for a chippy tea for me. I’m so lucky

👇🏼

I might not be in the right mood for any of these movies today.

Yo Brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn, Charlie Brown

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

I’m still occasionally thinking of solutions to the text based Gremlins game, probably my biggest criticism of the last Monkey Island Game is that there were no puzzles that made absolutely no sense whatsoever

We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table

Predator handshake meme One side says “me in Edinburgh in 2009” The other says “three year-old who got hold of scissors” And the handshake says “terrible fringe”

white supremacy.

It’s right there in the name, it’s because they’re knobs.

No one was injured, but 20 fell over is just a beautiful detail

Today I’m remembering my favourite news story from Mrs Beth’s Hometown: Växjö, Småland. In January 2010, at their post Christmas weigh in the local Weight Watchers group made international headlines when the floor collapsed at the clinic and 20 people fell over.

I can’t even begin to imagine how embarrassing it must be to be heterosexual, like, yikes. I’d want to keep that shit to myself. 😬

you’re in the files, charlie brown

Sorry Reuters you’ve already been scooped by No Shit Magazine

So far this year I’ve had a cold, covid, a pinched nerve in my neck and a UTI that nearly hospitalised me, and now I’ve got another fucking cold. Mrs Beth has just got over that horrible chest infection that hangs on for ages. I just want a good run at being able to do ANYTHING.

Ser Arlan of Pennytree drinking to quiet his mind; because the Knight is long and full of terrors

Seemingly I’m alone in thinking the “Kristi Noem shot a dog” jokes to be the dullest, hack-est gags in the world.

Really enjoyed the 28 Years Later movies. Just watched the latest one, and it was about at the limit of what I can cope with. Wonderful stuff

I’m at least 80% cap at all times I reckon

if I say "no cap" there is a very high likelihood of some cap

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

If I shit on your dining table it’s not a distraction from me shitting in your bed.

I also shat in your sock drawer.

Maybe the videos I’ve lingered on *have* ended up making the algorithm think that’s what I want, I couldn’t say that it’s deliberately being messed with, but after several years it feels like when Twitter started trying to keep you mad

Alongside that it’s showing me loads and loads of content about being a mother, like it’s trying to propagandise me into that.

I hate it. So I’ve deleted it entirely until my mental health’s better and I need to upload work videos.