Bethany Black

Tell if someone’s an ass-guy (gender neutral) by holding a buttock up under their chin.

Someone really needs to check the batteries in the carbon monoxide detectors at the White House

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okay but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a few days

I would also give your crock pot a rinse

An 11 year-old George Clooney nicking a roll of polos from Spar

If I shit on your dining table it’s not a distraction from me shitting in your bed.

I also shat in your sock drawer.

just listened to a very interesting emergency episode of the rest is politics, which was particularly insightful about using fake evidence to launch an illegal war

HOW COME mouldy bread is bad for you but blue cheese, which is riddled with the stuff, is okay? It seems to me like it's one rule for Rhizopus stolonifer and another for Penicillium roqueforti. Eldon Furse, email

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I’m just going to share that picture of Artie Ziff any time I see a photo of Zuckerberg in his pervert glasses on my tl

Complex Trauma is wild, because I can watch two people have a fight in the street like it’s a sporting event, but someone just tried to talk to me whilst I’m sat in my car and I had a panic attack and have depersonalised.

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Been popular on here today, so whilst that’s fresh in your mind I have a ko-fi page www.ko-fi.com/bethanyblack should you so wish.

Told my mum her next door neighbour is one of my favourite TikTokers, so she’s now sat watching his videos. “He doesn’t even talk like that!” She says.

Your hog is looking positively Lovecraftian today, homie

it’s really weird to see americans railing against gambling when it’s such a baked-in part of british life. like, how have you not been destroying yourselves like this for *decades*?

they still use cheques, too

The floating disembodied head of Marshall Applewhite the head of the Heaven’s Gate Suicide Cult

Wanna feel old? This is the sun from the Teletubbies now

Me: “You can find me on Pinteresque”

Them: “you mean Pinterest?”

Me: …

Them: …

Me: …

Them: …

Me: …no

Holland and Barratt are selling Pork Scratchings as “High protein chips”

Petition to force white supremacists back into their dad’s balls

Btw I’m butch lesbian trans woman who would 100% date a trans woman if I was single.

The list of arguments they had included that there were no lesbian trans women, that there were no butch trans women, that if they really believed trans people were the gender they say that trans people would date other trans people, and we do & are all of those things.

I see why they did it, it was the only argument that worked because in order to disprove it you had to know that studies existed and how to understand the data, as well as the variables. All the other arguments against trans people that they had failed upon observation.

I remember when that argument started. It was well after I’d transitioned. “Women can do anything men can do” slowly got replaced with “women are incredibly fragile and need protecting from men at all times” they gave up on the radical feminism bit in order to completely focus on the trans exclusion

It’s so weird that not so long ago, like, less than 20 years, the progressive feminist position was gender de-segregation in sport and other male dominated spaces. Then the terfs came along and convinced the mainstream that the most progressive feminist position is that women are weak and feeble.

I just saw a TikTok I could have sworn was AI but for the fact it was from the official Kier Starmer account, with the caption “how life feels after 2 and a half digestives”

Ghosts of Tsushima is a lot of fun

Red Dead Redemption 2 is one of the most impressive gaming experiences of my lifetime. I’m currently replaying the first one and I just can’t stop thinking about it, I think it was the fist video game I played where it made me weep, soon as I’m done with this I’ll replay RDR2

It’s so so good. The only games that I felt had similar levels of story were Red Dead Redemption 2 and The Last of Us 2, all three broke me in different ways. The end of God Of War pulled the rug from under me, RDR2 made me cry, and TLOU2 just hit me like a gut punch

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.