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Alex Stemcell πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@astemcell.bsky.social

Indie developer - Unlicensed Linguist - Existentially Gay - Free love is too tame for me - EN: him / DE: er

134 Followers  |  186 Following  |  875 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2023
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Posts by Alex Stemcell πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@astemcell.bsky.social)

C++ is a crime against god, yes

01.03.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope to be known as a β€˜great videogame character’ someday, rather than just a β€˜sex symbol.’

01.03.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda off-topic but I saw the book on the right and my first thought was β€œPikachu in horta est.”

01.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Autocorrect tried to correct сука to ΠΌΡƒΠΊΠ°

The nerve!

01.03.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dungeons of Dusk

The first one so far to feature a Russian in a tracksuit throwing Molotovs at me while calling me сука

01.03.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tfw imroxicated

01.03.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good ol' Battle of Olympus

28.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Same energy

16.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 324    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Alabaster Dawn

the latest game from the creators of CrossCode
feels really good
you've got a cute little capybara-looking buddy

28.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A blobby blue critter with crab legs, horns, an eyestalk growing from it's head, a tongue hanging from the corner of it's mouth, and barely-visible bird wings in the back

A blobby blue critter with crab legs, horns, an eyestalk growing from it's head, a tongue hanging from the corner of it's mouth, and barely-visible bird wings in the back

Everything is Crab

E.V.O. if it were a roguelite
look at this cutie patoot

28.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Akitoshi Kawazu is a treasure.

28.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man it really fucking sucks how the Twitch app occasionally just forgets my account is already email verified

28.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I hope you die" is weak. "I hope that obscure Japanese-only game you wanna play gets a fan translation done entirely by ChatGPT" is way more hurtful. It's real. It could happen to anyone.

28.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2280    πŸ” 839    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 17
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

β€œBuy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”

A grey hoodie with text which reads: β€œBuy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

27.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7754    πŸ” 1847    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 136

Scott Pilgrim

I want Lucas Lee to put his babies in me
I want him to get me gregnant

28.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AUDIOMECH

The playlist I used wound up playing a lot of Decemberists which made for an odd experience

28.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thread of Next Fest demo thoughts, starting with Vampire Crawlers
bsky.app/profile/aste...

28.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, your demo is... *checks notes* 7GB? That's gonna be a pass from me dawg

28.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#IFuckingLoveContent

27.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, Youtube, I do not want a fucking "Most Relevant" section on my goddamn subscriptions page

27.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
women will go to a hangout with a guy and things will be going well until the girl casually mentions she finished this book and he'll go home and start posting stuff like "Our future is ruined because of wokeness and women with fake degrees" meanwhile the girl went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and she named her character "beegirl" and she keeps saying stuff like "i'm beegirl" and the discord transsexuals ask what kind of bee and she talks about carpenter bees for 10 minutes and everyone loves it and learns a lot

women will go to a hangout with a guy and things will be going well until the girl casually mentions she finished this book and he'll go home and start posting stuff like "Our future is ruined because of wokeness and women with fake degrees" meanwhile the girl went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and she named her character "beegirl" and she keeps saying stuff like "i'm beegirl" and the discord transsexuals ask what kind of bee and she talks about carpenter bees for 10 minutes and everyone loves it and learns a lot

24.11.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7258    πŸ” 1668    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 78
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THE CHAR AZNABLE OP?????????

25.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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I've only known Baby Globe for five minutes but if anything happened to him I would become John Wick

27.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

evergreen meme by @jwaaaap.com

27.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bless the Timbers Army

27.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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he killed the chatter with that last line

26.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1408    πŸ” 419    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 14

The smoke is orange! The Bears have selected a new quarterback!

26.02.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0