Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈

the only good bumpersticker

found this in an opshop some years back and took their meaning as "he thinks i'm dead", a more compelling setup imo

people might say if you jail one president for crimes youll end up jailing all presidents for crimes to which i would say rad

Would quote with the “it’s always morally correct to pirate Nintendo” meme

But honestly even pirating is more support than I’d like to give that company

A youtooz twitter post advertising a pre-order for a bad guys plushie that reads: treat yourself to 9-inches of mr. wolf and more with the bad guys 2 collection

They know what they did lol

An aluminum tray embossed with "ALWAYS SUPPORT THE BOTTOM"

Best practice

Happy bday ^^

Hello, Linux Developer. My name is Jigsaw. In this "Saw Trap" (as I've taken to calling them), there is a wheel in front of you. Your challenge is to leave the room without reinventing it. It works fine. It is a perfectly good wheel. The door is unlocked.

so instead of watching a video, I spent like half an hour getting and using a browser plugin to override the site's CSS and now I'm back up to 6 thumbnails across

fuck you google, you're not the boss of me

WHAT THE FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS DID IT AGAIN

MY HOMEPAGE IS NOW ONLY *THREE* THUMBNAILS ACROSS

AT FULLSCREEN AND WITH THE SIDEBAR MINIMIZED

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS BULLSHIT

That "I'm not playing fighting games to cum bro" coney thing but very badly edited to say "I'M PLAYING FIGHTING GAMES TO FILL BURRITO METER"

every match of top 8 has ended with the most "bro WHAT" street fighter I've ever seen in my life, topped only by the subsequent match

I know this skeet is for like 3 people

maybe I've been watching too much Big Brother but SF6 Mai's outfit 3 in the red and black reminds me of Rachel Reilly

love to play a thing at twice the intended framerate and fuck up the physics impulses

In Disco Elysium I was expecting there to be some kind of "addiction mechanic" that would add a long-term downside to taking drugs, and was surprised by not only the absence of any such mechanic but also that the benefits of drugs greatly outweighed the cost. Anyways fast forward to the late game and I was downing three bottles of pyrholidon and smoking an entire pack of cigarettes before attempting any check, and the was only then I realized there was in fact an addiction mechanic

Disco Elysium could not work as well as it does in any other medium tbh

Jane Fonda with short white hair, black leather knee high boots, and a red ensemble with red gloves. Shes in a horse stance and ready to fuck you up

Jane Fonda, seen here about to explain her life story and motivating philosophy before having a fight to the death with Solid Snake

YouTube video by FUNKY UNCLE HIDEKI NAGANUMA - FEEL the POWER in YOUR SOUL

wild that one of the best naganuma tracks was buried with a dead gacha game

youtu.be/p8efRFhEcuQ

it goes further: Yu Suzuki had a oh-shit-the-boss-is-here button installed on his devkits that'd corrupt the screen and make the game look visibly "unfinished", in order to keep his boss from trying to force the game out the door ASAP shmuplations.com/afterburner/

Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.

Tumblr poll from “lesbianalism” Do you think you could take a werewolf? Yes: 70.6% No: 29.4% In a fight? Yes: 8.1% No: 91.9% Final results from 35,878 votes

Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time

Time Crisis 3 (2003 | Nextech | PS2)
It's sad that every big modern game costs $400 million to make yet fails to reach the pure ludonarrative heights of the Time Crisis Twinks ripping off their Hawaiian shirts to reveal custom varsity jackets during a daring jetski escape

Dexter Holland, for helping cure AIDS: thank you

Blu-Ray box for Ghost in the Shell 2.0

did some digging and it looks like something happened at the very end of August 2019 that just broke their brain - overnight their reviewing frequency jumps an order of magnitude and the reviews grow in length over the next two years

I think we're seeing an honest-to-goodness Descent Into Madness™

That person has a 1000-word diatribe about their personal review policy on their Steam page and and has written almost 18,000 reviews and I'm like "yeah, they sure do know about productive uses of time"

Get stick bugged

couldn't be me

tfw you get the zoomies