Pup Litany

Happy birthday 🎂

So thankful for you, Corey.

Probably most thankful today that I don't have to wait until the "cousin walk" because I'm spending Thanksgiving with my stoner friends.

Happy Thanksgiving from me and the face. I’ve really let go this week.

A public transportation wind shelter has been vandalized with permanent marker. The text reads, “Fat Ballz”.

Word on the street is “Fat Ballz”

Overcorrection?

Say what you think!

ἐπιθαλάμιον (epithalamion) means "bridal chamber", which is a very euphemistic way of declaring 'I'm 🕳️' using the vocabulary of christian mysticism

Today’s batches for @holy-odours.bsky.social

Started the frankincense oil recipe to test at 24 oz (18 oz of oil/6 oz of scrub)
60 incense sticks (10 x 6 guests) for TG. Used the last of the good myrrh and some amber for the sticks.
24 Wax melts (4 x 6 guests). Patchouli, labdanum, jasmine.

For #fcf I brought a nice fat load for ya pup 😈

Hope you have fun!!

A painterly portrait depicts two shirtless men embracing intimately against a radiant golden background, evoking a sense of sacred love and connection.

My earbuds are nowhere to be found...

Would love to

Where can I find some?

Sorry for missing the label, but thanks to the bots/moderators

This will definitely get the job done today...

blurred motion image of me naked in bed from the waist down, the covers are all skew, and I'm getting settled into my bate spread

Very slow to get going this #fcf morning

Hoping all the eff cees make you feel at least a little better ⚕️

It's good! I subscribed in case you decide to post something else years from now...

I didn’t know you made music at all!

Congrats! You deserve a parade as far as I’m concerned!

Opened my underwear drawer and saw these and just felt compelled to share. Happy hump day.

lol yup (e.g., right now I can only think of Mahler's "Adagietto" which is not exactly a high-energy banger to inspire the squad to Dionysian revels)

I love your mental model of the world.

snapchat image of my dick in my hand. on my wrist is a bracelet that says, "IT'S OK NOT TO BE OK", with a personal note in solidarity that says, "BEEN WEARING THIS LATELY" If you need encouragement, know that you've got lots of company. Everyone I know is struggling. No one can fix it all, but we're all in it together to fix what we can.

Was talking to a friend yesterday who also struggles. Saw this on my wrist while tugging one out last night and sent to him to remind him he's not alone. If you need someone to remind you:

IT'S OK NOT TO BE OK.

Pumpies won't fix the world, but they might make it incrementally bearable.

A hairy fat guy naked in the shower.

SoakingWetStomachTuesday
...or whatever

Hey there! (louder than everyone else)

A fat hairy guy sitting on the couch in gray shorts and a white t-shirt, leaned back with one arm behind his head and a visible erection.

Content labeling suggestions requested:
Is this "adult" or "graphic" or just plain "cringe"?

Chat, I am here to tell you that there are a lot of cute boys shopping and working at the Michael’s Crafty Emporium this fine Sunday afternoon.