Tinfoil Matt

The newspaper industry hid evidence of the cancer that newspapers cause - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

‘Have you met anyone from China? Exactly, China doesn’t exist, and was invented by the BBC’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

‘Oric Atmoses were invented using alien technology’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast

‘Shhh, the alligators are spying on us’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast

‘Orville The Duck was assassinated as part of a larger conspiracy’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

‘Paddington Bear wants to ban Mumsnet’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

‘ChatGPT was created by uploading Bruce Forsyth’s brain to the cloud’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast

The Nokia 3310 crisis of the 1990s was engineered by Pop Will Eat Itself - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

‘Shakespeare’s plays were written by Tony Banks From Genesis’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

‘Network Rail orchestrated a military coup in the Newcastle Upon Tyne Coucil election of 1993’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

‘English Heritage caused the crack epidemic’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast

Twitter is centrally controlled by Michael Foot to manipulate public opinion - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

‘Elon Musk died in 1974 and was secretly replaced by a look-alike’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

‘Ken Barlow is an alien’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

‘Jet fuel can’t melt kebabs’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

‘Manchester’s bins were laid out as an occult sigil’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

‘The Mars rovers are actually in Wolverhampton’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

Operation Paperclip hid Paddington Bear’s crimes - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast

‘National Trust traffics drugs to fund black ops’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

‘Des Lynam has reptillian DNA’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

‘The Beef Marketing Board is run by Mossad’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

‘It’s been years since sloths died out and Kensington And Chelsea Zoo is keeping the hoax going using several hamsters in a coat’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

‘Tortoises aren’t real. They’re robots controlled by Karl Marx’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

‘Roger Waters is also flat’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

‘Bolton’s bus routes were designed as a satanic ritual’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast

‘TV remotes were invented using alien technology’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another character looking aghast

‘Johnny Rotten is a lizard’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

‘All evidence of liver and onions has been deleted from the web, because of woke’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’

‘Daddy Pig is a sleeper agent for the Deep State’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast

‘Worzel Gummidge died in 1975 and was secretly replaced by a look-alike’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’